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SojiOkage β How to prepare a kiwi
Published: 2007-04-13 01:31:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 59582; Favourites: 1014; Downloads: 35
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Finally I finished something on my to do list.
How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit
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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^
The right Category?
Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.
Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened.
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Comments: 280
This is satisfying
(Can't believe i was 3 years of age when this was made)
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They should rename kiwis! The bird. They should name them Ateilis! They could become extinct!
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Pretty creative, but I LOVE birds! The Bird club won't be happy if they see this.
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Kiwi nooo! D: ...lol though. I saw what you did there! XD
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...but PETA kills most of it's animals it's trying to "save" anyways......
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Oh my.. XD
Lol If kiwis were sweet like that they would be extinct or end up being domesticated like chickens
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hahahahaha.....................hahahhahahaha
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Hmmm... makes me wonder what an actual kiwi bird tastes like...
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awesome!
even though I'm an animal lover I can still think of this as entertaining
i guess in here its not a bird but a fruit
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Kiwi birds are a highly endangered species.....Great, that's one kiwi bird closer to extinction.
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when i was young (and obivosly stupid) i seriosly thought that was how a kiwi was done lol
Cool pick, just dont cut up animals like that
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I though babies just magically appeared in the mothers stomach after reaching a certain age, then I was like, I don't wanna be a woman when I grow up D:
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ohh u liked my country? thats good hehe im not offened and my from new zealand XD
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(Super late reply, I been gone for the last 91 weeks.)
I love NZ! I wish I could live there.
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haha thats like the lastest reply i ever had XD alguds!
hehe nz is peaceful country
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O_O I was shocked on how the bird turned into the fruit but I like this.
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WHY YOU KILL KIWI???
good iron, though.
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