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SojiOkage — How to prepare a kiwi
Published: 2007-04-13 01:31:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 59588; Favourites: 1014; Downloads: 35
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Finally I finished something on my to do list.
How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit
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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^
The right Category?
Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.
Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened.
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Great job and cute idea!
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Oh gawd. This is horrible way to treat a kiwi bird. But it's hilarious and that's why I love it.
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that is gross and shocking and i dislike the idea because i 
PS: lol, sorry if it sounded like i was angry! i love/hate it.... in a good way
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yay i ve been wondering how to compere these!!!! thanks!!
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OH NOES A KIWI BIRD!!! HAAHHA LOL GREAT JOB
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I love this, my Granddad used to have it on the wall in his house. It's everywhere lol
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Oh wow!
That's horrible, funny, depressing and amazing all at the same time!
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Oh that is great XD
That would be so strange if it's how it really worked...
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This is hilarious! Im going to send this to my friend, she LOVES kiwis!
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O.o
I think that would be good on a sandwhich...
>:3
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Gah! As a kiwi I am outraged but oddly amused.
Kudos.
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Lol
i did that for my art projected last year
i have seen many Kiwis my uncle owns a farm which breeds them here in NZ
we wanted to try that many times
weren't allowed though XD
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Neat. :]
Oh that is cool. I wish I was able to see a kiwi (in good lighting) when I was in NZ.
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you know, that's awesome but mean but still somehow awesome... poor kiwi.
the cute-ness of the drawing makes up for the apparent cruelty...
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OH MY GOSH my teacher from the fifth grade had that shirt!
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Cool.
I wish I was not so poor when I went to NZ and got myself this shirt too. XD
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I'm gonna use this in a school project about New Zealand if that's okay for you ^^
Will use this as a SOURCE and write "Thanks to SojiOkage at Deviantart" at the end.
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Hehehe, sure if you want to. :]
Thanks for giving me credit too. ^^
Good luck with your report/project.
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I like how the dead kiwi is simply an upside-down kiwi.
I am a very enthusiastic "kiwi person" and I was not offended. Just so long as it doesn't ever actually happen. I imagine they aren't really as delicious as they look, hehe.
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love your sig...i partially stole it >.<
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thanks...i guess? don't worry i stole it from an ad =]
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