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SojiOkage β How to prepare a kiwi
Published: 2007-04-13 01:31:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 59591; Favourites: 1014; Downloads: 35
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Finally I finished something on my to do list.
How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit
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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^
The right Category?
Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.
Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened.
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Comments: 280
OMG DX
No birds were harmed in the making of this fruit? XD
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Bruhahaha, wonderful, IΒ΄ll show it to my fruit dealer
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I'm allergic to kiwi but good to know how to prepare one xD
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its horrable and halerious at the same time!!! I cant believe there is a shirt along the lines of this HERE!!!!!
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IT'S ALL SO TRUE! 
Very hilarious
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lol, why are people freaking out over a drawing. I think its great humor. <3 not like any one hasn't thought about this before. x3
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More like how to slaughter a kiwi o___o
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Cute in a morbid way. Can I use this as my desktop background? I really like it lol.
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Thanks, yeah of course. XD
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YAY!! My day is so much better now!
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And delicious :>
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Awww <3 Its just a joke dear XD <3 They aren't hurting them : )
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Don't worry : ) Its just a joke about how the Kiwi bird looks ALOT like the kiwi fruit : P
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yea I guess it does but still
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Just forget about it C: If anyone actually does this, i will kick their butts myself ;D Don't let this upset you <3
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ahh!
so my favorite fruit is actually a meat
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...its a communist plot, im sure of it
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lol, im never gonna look at a kiwi normaly again XD
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DX!!! poor kiwi!!!!
itΒ΄s horrible!!! DX!!!!
but... itΒ΄s also funny XD
fav!!
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Well, i've done all what you said, and I need your help now.
After the 7., it appeared that my kiwi is not green inside. What should I do? is it serious? Is it because of my girlfriend?
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Lol.
Well then, somewhere along the way ninjas must have switched your kiwi.
Get pre-skinned fruit.
Maybe if they come back.
Did she hire the ninjas?
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You mean the real ninjas or these naruto=styled weirdos?
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