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SojiOkage โ How to prepare a kiwi
Published: 2007-04-13 01:31:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 59589; Favourites: 1014; Downloads: 35
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Finally I finished something on my to do list.
How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit
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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^
The right Category?
Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.
Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened.
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hmm... cute, but im mad at you. cuz now im hungry
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Most hilarious thing I have seen the Mythbusters mouse in an easy bake oven by
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wicked sweet! I will remember this when i eat a kiwi
next time! LOL
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Hahaha so true they do look like kiwifruit!
So how did ya like New Zealand? I love living here but it's always interesting to see how other people liked visiting!
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Oh I loved it!
I would so move there if I had the money. However that would not be till way later in life. >.<
But, I have yet to visit Japan, I don't know which I would like better. XD
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That's great to hear!
Yeah good to get some money behind you before immigrating. Mind you, NZ is one of the cheapest places to move to! ^^
Wow I want to go to Japan too, LOL it's like, as different as it gets from NZ!!
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I guess it depends where you are in NZ... since at times everything cost a lot.
However that could of been because we were on a budget when we were there. XD
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This is the best ever!
and now I have a craving for some kiwi fruit, damn you!
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I would assume they are since birds are meat. XD
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It kinda makes me feel like I'm playing cooking mama
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I think I saw that shirt somewhere too! Ahhh.. I'm the opposite of you. I like the bird more than the fruit. They are just so hilarious hopping around!
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Hehe, yeah. :]
I was to cheap to buy it, lol.
Heheh very true, very true. XD
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The poor kiwi... but the fruit's so tasty!
Really good picture!
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*crying*
poor little kiwi
you are a killer
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XDDD
This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen. You are a genius.
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OH NOES! D:
NOT THE POOR KIWI! >_<
*Bursts out laughing*
XDDDDD
That's just GREAT!
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LOL omg so classic!!
Chop 'em kiwis up! xDDD
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Haha! I'm going to NZ soon, so maybe I might buy that shirt
Poor kiwi but. They're so cute.
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Cool, have loads and loads of fun!
(Yeah, the shirt can be found like everywhere. XD )
kinda wish I bought it, but I would never wear it...
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OMFG poor kiwi รง____รง
[LOL]
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I usually cut my kiwi in half and eat the insides with a spoon.
Man, that sounded so creul...
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That is how I do it too.
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it's the best and easiest way. I once saw my friend trying to skin a kiwi and I needed to correct him.
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XD Now THAT is pure genius! Heheh! That made me laugh ^_^
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This made me a little sad inside. Dx Kiwis are my favorite~~~! (The birds, not the fruit. I hate fruit.) But it doesn't stop this from being funny~ o3o!
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...you shaved it...omg...you shaved it hahahaha
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holy focaccia! this is gorgeous <3
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OMG hahaaa that made me laugh...and shit,i'm eating a kiwi fruit now >0>"
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D: omg O.o disturbing But awesome
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hahahahaha that's terrible xD i LOVE it
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TwT THE KIWI!
U MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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