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Sssooo....the assignment was to go to Snopes.com and combine two urban legends. The ones I have here are "Bert and Ernie are gay and going to get married", and "ex-girlfriend dumps manure on bride during wedding". But mostly "Bert and Ernie are gay and are going to get married". (Untrue, by the way, but hilarious.)
It turned more into trying to make an image that would upset all the parents that were so paranoid about finding gay things in what their kids were watching, they made it up themselves.

Ink and Watercolor.
Characters © Nickelodian, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Fox, Schulz, Warner Brothers, Disney, J K Rowling, Children's Television Workshop, DC Comics, and George Lucas. I don't really care who Tinky Winky belongs to.
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Comments: 203

soltian In reply to ??? [2021-04-15 18:25:51 +0000 UTC]

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BranditheSavage [2018-01-21 04:41:04 +0000 UTC]

I know a Teletubby (or is it spelled Teletubbie?) when I see one!

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soltian In reply to BranditheSavage [2018-02-13 18:06:34 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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Waluigi333 [2018-01-07 04:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Where's ren and stumpy?

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soltian In reply to Waluigi333 [2018-01-17 22:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Never watched it! I'm sure they'd be right at home, though.

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thearist2013 [2017-07-04 21:33:18 +0000 UTC]

ironic because Sesame Workshop did claim that Bert and Ernie aren't gay

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Channeleven [2016-08-04 21:57:40 +0000 UTC]

All we need is Frog and Toad and this image will be complete.

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soltian In reply to Channeleven [2017-02-13 02:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh man you're right, Frog and Toad would have been perfect for this. Maybe another time!

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Channeleven In reply to soltian [2017-02-13 02:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Ok

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HitlersBreastMilk78 [2016-04-26 20:08:02 +0000 UTC]

Omfg Mr Garrison and Mr Slave look so sweet

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soltian In reply to HitlersBreastMilk78 [2017-02-08 01:58:07 +0000 UTC]

They sure were super cute in their honeymoon phase!

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ArthurIglesias [2013-08-30 08:58:54 +0000 UTC]

Um, so I take it to mean Oscar was Ernie's ex? XD

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soltian In reply to ArthurIglesias [2013-08-30 12:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Not exactly, rubber duckie was! (Ernie told him he was the one.)

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ArthurIglesias In reply to soltian [2013-08-30 12:32:55 +0000 UTC]

"Ernie lied to me... *sniff*"

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CRAZY4LUV [2013-06-19 04:11:05 +0000 UTC]

the only one how are happy are Mr.Garrison and Mr.slave, ROFL!!

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REFan69 [2013-04-27 21:10:34 +0000 UTC]

huh....

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soltian In reply to REFan69 [2013-05-16 11:49:28 +0000 UTC]

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southpony98 [2013-02-22 14:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Garrison and Slave!!!

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soltian In reply to southpony98 [2013-02-23 00:55:20 +0000 UTC]

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ReapHappiness [2012-11-09 02:24:52 +0000 UTC]

are they both guys?...

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soltian In reply to ReapHappiness [2012-11-09 06:38:12 +0000 UTC]

B...ert and Ernie? Yeah, yeah they are both guys. [link]

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EmmetEarwax [2012-07-23 22:36:53 +0000 UTC]

I first saw this in "Bad Dragon", but was unable to post my comments there, because it wouldn't let me register. Thanks for publishing it.

Now for "Ink Bunny"

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soltian In reply to EmmetEarwax [2012-07-28 05:23:38 +0000 UTC]

Bad Dragon? What's that? Thanks for enjoying it

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EmmetEarwax In reply to soltian [2012-07-28 15:54:28 +0000 UTC]

I do not remember how I logged onto Bad Dragon in the first place, BUT I think you can get it by the following click:

www.e621/met/post/show/117379

If all goes well you will get a picture of 2 skunks, and one is a scent-taur !

Just be advised: tho Bad Dragon has a more liberal erotica policy than DevArt, it began more recently, so you'll not find as much material.

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EmmetEarwax [2012-07-23 22:24:37 +0000 UTC]

ERNIE IS NOT GAY !
ERNIE IS NOT DYING OF AIDS !
ERNIE IS NOT DYING OF LEUKEMIA !
ERNIE WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY A CAR !!
ERNIE IS A P U P P E T !!!

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EmmetEarwax [2012-07-23 22:20:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes, just about every pair accused of being gay is here,today.

(see next comment)

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bobthegirlcat [2012-06-15 13:11:33 +0000 UTC]

no rubber duckie no! xD

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soltian In reply to bobthegirlcat [2012-06-19 15:07:30 +0000 UTC]

IT'S TOO LATE

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bobthegirlcat In reply to soltian [2012-06-19 15:07:56 +0000 UTC]

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corazongirl [2012-05-17 06:02:53 +0000 UTC]

yay! so many beautiful homosexual cartoon beings!! <3 love it

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soltian In reply to corazongirl [2012-05-27 23:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it

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Coastercrazeie06 [2012-04-04 18:46:58 +0000 UTC]

I have to say, very cool

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soltian In reply to Coastercrazeie06 [2012-04-10 01:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much!

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KKYYDD2 [2011-12-13 02:07:59 +0000 UTC]

I burst into laughter when I saw this AWESOME JOB DUDE!!!

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soltian In reply to KKYYDD2 [2011-12-13 18:40:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much

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KKYYDD2 In reply to soltian [2011-12-14 00:42:03 +0000 UTC]

no prob

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Knuczema-the-Echidna [2011-10-06 22:47:21 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE FUCK!?! THIS IS JUST WRONG, ABSURD, AN INSULT, AND A KICK IN THE BALLS OF MY CHILD HOOD!

I mean C'MON!!! ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD KNOW THAT ERNIE IS THE BRIDE NOT BERT!!!!!

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soltian In reply to Knuczema-the-Echidna [2011-10-16 13:57:53 +0000 UTC]

TSK TSK LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS NOT DECIDED ARBITRARILY. Bert's position as the bride was actually carefully researched, there was an illustrated storybook featuring Ernie as a poor farmer and Bert as the lovely princess he had to win. I must find this book because it was amazing.

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Knuczema-the-Echidna In reply to soltian [2011-10-17 04:56:55 +0000 UTC]

I see >_>.....still say Ernie is the Bride, but that aside, I just now noticed the Rubber Duckie........Must be mad cuz "he is no longer the one"

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soltian In reply to Knuczema-the-Echidna [2011-10-18 04:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Exactly Rubber Duckie was promised...so many things. He used to make bath time so much fun - he was THE ONE. Now Ernie's running off with some OTHER yellow slut with an orange nose? That HUSSY.

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Knuczema-the-Echidna In reply to soltian [2011-10-18 12:46:01 +0000 UTC]

oh noes!

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toongrowner [2011-09-03 12:10:15 +0000 UTC]

Lovely pic but...wait a minute, do you wanna say, batman is gay? Oo

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soltian In reply to toongrowner [2011-09-10 15:39:32 +0000 UTC]

Not really Some of these characters ARE gay, like, that's how they identify in canon (Dumbledore, Mr Garrison), but some of them just have ~undertones~ that make me happy but I think make paranoid parents freak out in a stupid way.

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twotailedwonder24 [2011-08-03 15:33:53 +0000 UTC]

stewie must have planned the manure thing, since i see him HIDING AROUND THE CORNER.

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DrunkardHu [2011-07-18 06:06:53 +0000 UTC]

BTW, no Pinky and the Brain?

Just pulling your legs.

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DrunkardHu [2011-07-18 06:05:15 +0000 UTC]

I really like your choice of the crowd. All of them are potentially or plainly gay couples! That's the beauty of 21st century. We can openly talk about the gays without (most of the time) worrying about religious maniacs knocking the door and screaming like a bunch of chimps high on drug.

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soltian In reply to DrunkardHu [2011-07-19 18:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much Hahah yeah, that was definitely what I was gong for, kind of shoving it in conservative parents faces...sorry about Pinky and the Brain, I actually have never watched that!

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DrunkardHu In reply to soltian [2011-07-20 01:20:02 +0000 UTC]

You'll get a kick out of Pinky and the Brain. Plus in one episode they attempted to make a clone of themselves... XD

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Taxidoo [2011-05-24 23:05:30 +0000 UTC]

Oooh man. All the gay people in the world! I love seeing Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave there for some reason. And jealous rubber ducky! Brilliant!

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soltian In reply to Taxidoo [2011-05-31 19:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much! I figured Garrison would be more recognizable than Big Gay Al, even though he's so much sweeter and a much better match for Mr Slave XD

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