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Published: 2013-06-30 03:34:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 4319; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 16
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A request from someone who wishes to remain anonymous. The original request called for Mega-Blueblood at a certain high school, but when no suitable photos of the school could be found, the location was changed to Times Square. Hope this works!==============
No mini-story, as per the requester's wishes. Though I will open the floodgates for what the upper-class twit is thinking as he's strutting around like a peacock and backing up traffic. XD
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EDIT: Now has an alternate version! [link]
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"Prince Blue-Butt" is better.
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I remember him
he was that royal pain from the best night ever
what was his name again
prince something
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1987 Raphael points and says, "Oh, look, it's a Jerk-a-saurus Rex!!"
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Kid: Well, what do you know? A JERK in New York City!!
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*A human shouts "Oh joy, it's the embodiment of prickery himself." loud enough for Blueblood to hear.*
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[Blueblood scowls at the human...and then walks face-first into a billboard ad, knocking himself senseless]
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*The human laughs out loud at seeing Blueblood knock his head into the billboard.*
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I yell from a skyscraper "There ain't no royalty in America, BITCH!!"
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Well, that's what he is.
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"A Royal Pain in zee ass I say." I say out loud.
"What did you call me?" asked Bluebutt.
"You heard me asshole, you keep forgetting you have no power here." I respond.
"Oh... right."Β
"Know your place Bluebutt."
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1970, presumably.
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If only He was in real life to share his wisdom and blessing with us
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A tragedy, isn't it? XD
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Ofcourse, he is the choosen one, he is the legend who will bring light to the world. his manliness makes you cry at the sight.Β
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After all, Nooo oness as slick as Blueblood No ones as Quick as Blueblood, No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Blueblood's, For theres no Stallion half as Manly, Perfect a pure paragon, you can ask any Hoity Pants and Shiny, and they will tell you whose team they prefer to be on.
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Gaston reference, I presume?
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Yeah Gaston and Blueblood are very alike. I am still waiting for the writers to bring back blueblood to try to hit on Twilight because shes a princess now(Notice how she and belle are also alike) only to fail in a funny way. Maybe even have it as a running gag each time the mane six go to canterlot.
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Blueblood:
"Why, thank you. It's good to know that SOMEONE here appreciates decent attire."
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I'm so sorry about typing "YOLO" by the way.
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driver: hey move it you big pony thingy! *goes around and flips prince blueblood off*Β
(I don't hate him I just can't stand his attitude)Β
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Me: *in a helicopter* Hold it right there! This the New York Police Department! You're under arrest for vandalism, stomping vehicles, mass murder, and mistreat of middle and low class citizens. Remain stationary until the road to the containment area is clear!
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Blueblood: "'Mass murder? 'Vandalism??' 'Stomping vehicles?!' What in the nine hells are you talking about, you low-class shaved ape?!?"
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Me: You should know that you have the right to remain silent, high class twit. You'll be taken into custody shortly, and not even your aunt can get you out of prison.
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Blueblood: "I'll have you know that my Auntie is a GODDESS. I think she'll be quite able to secure my release. Also, I doubt you could arrest me on FALSE charges at all, seeing as I have caused no harm to anyone here. So kindly leave before I swat that flying contraption of yours out of the air."
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Me: We all know she isn't a goddess, as you have always imagined. And I think I said that you have the right to remain silent. Since you refuse to give yourself up, we will bring you in ourselves. *on the radio* All units, ready your stun weapons and fire at will (Assuming that the police is high tech). *rays of blue energy start hitting Blue's body*
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*Blueblood yelps as the beams hit him*
"Ah! You brutes!" *wavers as the stun takes effect* "You'll all....be...fired for....thhisssss--"
*Slumps over with a resounding BOOM, knocked DAFUQ out.*
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Me: This is Silver Sentry to all units. Target has been neutralized. Begin containment procedures.Β
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WAY more than "double" the size, good sir.
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This Happened when Prince Blueblood saw Rule 34 Of Her cousin and Aunts so he wanted to defend The honor of royalty
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No mini story, that's actually one of the main reasons I like looking at your pics, XD
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:shrugs: The requester asked for no stories on their pics.
(Though I WILL add one for the alternate version when I get the chance, so worry not!)
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Hey, good work with the shadowing in this one! ^^ Your collages keep becoming more and more realistic, you know 
P.S.: I read the arc about giant Fluttershy: this one abruptly ends like the one I previously read, but I liked this route too! 
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Thanks! Glad you liked my latest pic.
P.S.: The giant Fluttershy arc doesn't *really* end there--there are multiple storylines within it. The longest one actually has ALL of the Mane Six become huge, and then they all (sans Fluttershy) go after the Changelijgs for some payback!
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Not to mention killing people without caring...
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Ah, man, I wish I could be there. I'd LOVE to meet him in person at that size~
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I guess Blueblood is more popular than I thought. XD
But he's still a twit.
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No, he's not~
Here's a Skype conversation I had with a friend:
[4:33:08 PM] Matthew J. Allen: And what'd you think of Prince Blueblood~? owo Did you hate him like everyone else? XD
[4:33:57 PM] Jesse Ball: Haha, yeah, he was very stuck-up. xD
[4:34:23 PM] Matthew J. Allen: Well, he wanted exactly what Rarity wanted, no? Why does that make him so bad? XD
[4:35:15 PM] Matthew J. Allen: And Rarity was honestly such a gold digger, too. She said she wanted him to treat her like a lady, but if it was REALLY about being a gentleman, she'd go for someone that she KNOWS is a gentleman rather than some handsome prince.
[4:36:07 PM] Matthew J. Allen: And given that Prince Blueblood is a, well...a prince, he's probably seen people like Rarity come and go all the time. XD
[4:37:37 PM] Matthew J. Allen: Let's put it in this perspective: say Lesson Zero was the ONLY episode Twilight Sparkle appeared in. Ignoring all else about her, every single aspect that made her a good character, and focusing on the fact that she is an absolute lunatic when it comes to being on time about things. What would you think of her then?
[4:39:49 PM] Jesse Ball: Hmm... I see where you're getting at. :3
[4:40:04 PM] Matthew J. Allen: Thank you. <3
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Indeed. 
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