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Published: 2014-01-27 04:02:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 8087; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 44
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Description Mountain Climber: [Trudging up the slope, grunting with effort each step] "Whew! Been going for a while; better find a place...to...rest?"


[He looks out at the horizon, and sees the towering forms of two unicorns behind another nearby mountain, chatting. Despite already knowing about the Equestrians and their greater scale on Earth, the man is stunned to see it for real]


Mountain Climber: "Holy hell...!" [He hopes the two mega-mares don't notice him looking--the blue one has her back to him, and he could very easily be mistaken for ogling her flank. ...Which he wasn't doing, of coruse. No way THAT was the reason he was staring, no way!]


[He was just...impressed at the sheer size of the two unicorns, that's all. Yep, just that.]



**{Meanwhile:}**


Trixie Lulamoon: "...hot spring would be big enough for us, though Trixie could melt some of the snow on these mountains; possibly make a heated pool of the valley, or some crater. Though the flood risk would be rather high, and..." [happens to turn her head, and spot a bright red speck on a mountain behind her] "Er...Trixie thinks we are being watched."


Rarity: "Well we aren't exactly stealthy, what with being larger than some of these mountains, even sitting down. Besides, it is you job to attract attention, right?"


Trixie Lulamoon: [Looking right at the human off in the distance] "Yes...though Trixie thinks she is attracting looks for a different reason than she would intend..."


[Trixie briefly looks down at her flank and turns red. Rarity's eyebrows form a flat line]


Rarity: [Flatly] "This is like that incident in Dubai Applejack told me about, isn't it?"


Trixie Lulamoon: "Yes...Trixie hoped that she would not have to put up with such embarrassments again! She is not even wearing that horribly revealing genie attire!"


[If possible, Rarity's expression and voice become even more deadpan. She looks at Trixie for a full thirty seconds, not saying a word]


Rarity: [Raises eyebrow] "...You're not wearing anything, Trixie dear. I know you can stand the cold, but at our size going around without some...coverage when in public is bound to attract plenty of uncouth gazes. Honestly, you could have at least worn your old stage cape. It would have covered your backside well enough."


Trixie Lulamoon: [Blinks, then blushes again] "Er....Trixie admits, she did not think of it that way."


Rarity: [Returning to a friendly tone] "It's alright dear; everypony has moments where they need an explanation. Anyway, you're lucky you stand out from the snow, at least. Just the other day I had some humans trying to climb me thinking I was one of the mountains! It was so embarrassing, and the poor dears were scared out of their wits when they realized their mistake!"



[Meanwhile, the mountain climber snaps a few quick pictures of the two mares...mostly Trixie....before setting out again.]]



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Comments: 100

leifj2009 [2014-01-28 20:28:56 +0000 UTC]

Police: all right, monsters, what have you done to rarity?

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LikeAnEngineer In reply to ??? [2014-01-27 19:47:50 +0000 UTC]

*only a few hundred metres away SCP site-354 can be seen*

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FurFagGamer [2014-01-27 18:33:03 +0000 UTC]

How can one simply not ogle at Trixie's behind. :3

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to FurFagGamer [2014-01-27 18:37:12 +0000 UTC]

How not, indeed! Blue is beautiful, is it not?

(Then again, at that size, she'd probably sit on you...)

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FurFagGamer In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-28 19:12:01 +0000 UTC]

She may sit on me all day if she wishes. :3

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to FurFagGamer [2014-01-28 19:23:35 +0000 UTC]

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leifj2009 [2014-01-27 18:30:59 +0000 UTC]

Oi! What in the blaze discord are you doing here?!?!?!?!?!?

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TheOtterPony In reply to ??? [2014-01-27 18:15:32 +0000 UTC]

Sees the giant mares from mountain slope, "Wow, that's her! The loveliest unicorn of all Equestria!" It is hard to take my eyes from her.
"Oh, and Trixie is here too." I search my camera from the backbag, "Ladies, can I take few photographs?"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2014-01-27 18:29:22 +0000 UTC]

[Ha! Love how he just half-heartedly notices Trixie! XD]

Trixie Lulamoon: (Turning to face you) "As long as they are not if Trixie's backside..."

Rarity: "I don't see why not. Only a few, though. So be sure to make each shot count, dear!"

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 18:44:08 +0000 UTC]

(That was the idea. ^^ I love the pic btw, how he is clearly looking at Trixie's flank.)

After taking the pictures, I bow and thank the towering unicorns. "I hope you enjoy your time here, don't be too bothered by all this attention towards you."

Still looking at them, thinking, "If they turn around, I could take few more, I'm sure they don't notice."

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2014-01-27 18:52:09 +0000 UTC]

(When I saw the pic, my first thought was at how PERFECT it would be for something like this. And when I was looking for vectors...I realized Trixie's expression just fit so well with this background that I just HAD to put her in here.)

[Will continue the story in another reply]

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Time-Devil In reply to ??? [2014-01-27 14:28:02 +0000 UTC]

*gasping and out of breath * I...am...never making....another bet with Discord....ever again *stops and takes a rest on top of Trixie's head* why did even make that stupid bet to climb a mountain with magic? *looks  down* And since when do mountains have blue coats?

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Time-Devil [2014-01-27 16:31:16 +0000 UTC]

[Trixie looks up and sees you. The blue mare is, needless to say, rather surprised at a human atop her head]

Trixie Lulamoon: "What in Celestia's name..."

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Time-Devil In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 20:48:06 +0000 UTC]

*Looks down and notices its Trixie*

Didn't I see you London?

Never mind when I get my hands on Discord I am going to strangle him for this.

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BlueThunder123 In reply to ??? [2014-01-27 11:31:13 +0000 UTC]

*I was on top of the mountain when I noticed the mares* Woah! Hey Trixie! Hey Rarity!

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BlueThunder123 [2014-01-27 16:44:36 +0000 UTC]

(Both mega-mares look down at you and grin)

Rarity: "Hello, dear! What brings you to Iceland?"

Trixie Lulamoon: "How long have you been on that mountain's summit, Trix--Er, I wonder? You seem rather energetic despite just having climbed a mountain."

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BlueThunder123 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 18:53:55 +0000 UTC]

I have been up here for a while! About an hour! And I don't know how to get down! My equipment rolled down the mountain!

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BlueThunder123 [2014-01-27 19:04:25 +0000 UTC]

[Rarity gasps] "Oh, dear! Good thing we found you so quickly--you wouldn't have lasted long without that equipment."

[she levitates you onto her back]

"Don't worry, we'll get you down safely."

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BlueThunder123 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 19:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much! I don't know how I could possibly repay you...

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BlueThunder123 [2014-01-27 19:17:11 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "No need to repay us, dear! We're simply helping out someone in need!"

[Trixie spots your equipment scattered down the mountain's slope, and carefully levitates it around her; hopefully some is still usable.]

Trixie Lulamoon: "Let's get back into town, shall we? Trixie will need to rethink her plans to make a hot spring appropriate for those of our stature."

[With thundering hoof-steps, the two mares troll back towards civilization]

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BlueThunder123 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 19:20:01 +0000 UTC]

Hot Spring? Man.... I really could use a hot bath..... even with this coat I am freezing....

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BlueThunder123 [2014-01-27 22:36:54 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "Allow me." [She casts a quick warming spell on you, banishing the cold in seconds] "Feel better?"

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 22:40:42 +0000 UTC]

Actually, given her size, just curling up on Rarity and wrapping some of her lovely mane around yourself for a blanket ought to work just fine at warming you up.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2014-01-27 22:42:01 +0000 UTC]

[Good point...heck, she was mistaken FOR a mountain by some climbers! XD]

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 22:51:15 +0000 UTC]

"Why is this mountaintop warm? And soft? And... hairy?" *Pokes at it with the sharp end of a pick*

 

Rarity: "OUCH! Watch it back there!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2014-01-27 23:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Guy: "S-sorry...um, please don't eat me?"

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-28 01:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "Oh, don't worry, dear, I would never..." *He accidentally pokes her again. Rarity whinnies in shock, sending him flying into the air and right into her open mouth* "Urrmph!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2014-01-28 01:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Trixie Lulamoon: "You were saying...?"

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-28 01:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "Trixie! Don't just stand there, teleport that poor little human OUT of me! I can't do this, I'm a vegetarian!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2014-01-28 01:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Trixie: [Igniting her horn] "Calm yourself, Trixie is already getting to work..."

[A blue light flashes from within Rarity, and the extraordinarily lucky man re-appears on her back, unconscious but alive]

Trixie: "Trixie supposes we will not speak of this again?"

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-28 02:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "No, we will most certainly NOT!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2014-01-28 02:30:00 +0000 UTC]

Trixie: [Looking around nervously] "Erm, would that include Trixie asking a question about right now, purely out of curiosity...?"

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-28 02:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: *cocks an eyebrow* "Really? Just what question?"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2014-01-28 03:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Trixie: "Well...there was a similar incident with Rainbow Dash, on a racetrack...and, well--" [speaks rapidly] "Trixiewascuriousaboutthematterofflavor."

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BlueThunder123 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 22:38:07 +0000 UTC]

Phew! That is much better..... thank you very much.....

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ShogunGhidorah In reply to ??? [2014-01-27 04:43:18 +0000 UTC]

me: *climbs the mountain* wha...Trixie and Rarity?

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eekiwi In reply to ??? [2014-01-27 04:21:46 +0000 UTC]

They'll be coming 'round the mountain when she goes...

Whatever. 

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to eekiwi [2014-01-27 04:23:25 +0000 UTC]

They don't have to come around the mountain; they can probably just step OVER it. XD

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eekiwi In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 04:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Point. XD

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to eekiwi [2014-01-27 04:27:09 +0000 UTC]

"It's just more convenient, dear."

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eekiwi In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 20:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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TroyJr24 [2014-01-27 04:10:29 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Climbing* Whew Huh Rarity ?

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TroyJr24 [2014-01-27 04:13:04 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: [Looks down and sees you] "Oh! Good afternoon, dear Troy!"

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TroyJr24 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 04:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Me: What Are You Doing Here ? Oh ...hello trixie

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TroyJr24 [2014-01-27 16:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "Just enjoying the local scenery, darling. We were trying to find some way to relax in those luxurious hot springs we heard about!"

Trixie Lulamoon: "...Without causing a flood, that is."

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TroyJr24 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-27 16:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: Oh Heh Heh I See ^^ May I Join ?

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TroyJr24 [2014-01-27 16:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Rarity: "Of course, I don't see why not." [Squats down, allowing you to get on her back]

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TroyJr24 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-30 20:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Rides On Her Back* Weee ^^

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leifj2009 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-01-29 04:45:19 +0000 UTC]

Girls what are you doing up there?

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