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Mountain Climber: [Trudging up the slope, grunting with effort each step] "Whew! Been going for a while; better find a place...to...rest?"

[He looks out at the horizon, and sees the towering forms of two unicorns behind another nearby mountain, chatting. Despite already knowing about the Equestrians and their greater scale on Earth, the man is stunned to see it for real]

Mountain Climber: "Holy hell...!" [He hopes the two mega-mares don't notice him looking--the blue one has her back to him, and he could very easily be mistaken for ogling her flank. ...Which he wasn't doing, of coruse. No way THAT was the reason he was staring, no way!]

[He was just...impressed at the sheer size of the two unicorns, that's all. Yep, just that.]

**{Meanwhile:}**

Trixie Lulamoon: "...hot spring would be big enough for us, though Trixie could melt some of the snow on these mountains; possibly make a heated pool of the valley, or some crater. Though the flood risk would be rather high, and..." [happens to turn her head, and spot a bright red speck on a mountain behind her] "Er...Trixie thinks we are being watched."

Rarity: "Well we aren't exactly stealthy, what with being larger than some of these mountains, even sitting down. Besides, it is you job to attract attention, right?"

Trixie Lulamoon: [Looking right at the human off in the distance] "Yes...though Trixie thinks she is attracting looks for a different reason than she would intend..."

[Trixie briefly looks down at her flank and turns red. Rarity's eyebrows form a flat line]

Rarity: [Flatly] "This is like that incident in Dubai Applejack told me about, isn't it?"

Trixie Lulamoon: "Yes...Trixie hoped that she would not have to put up with such embarrassments again! She is not even wearing that horribly revealing genie attire!"

[If possible, Rarity's expression and voice become even more deadpan. She looks at Trixie for a full thirty seconds, not saying a word]

Rarity: [Raises eyebrow] "...You're not wearing anything, Trixie dear. I know you can stand the cold, but at our size going around without some...coverage when in public is bound to attract plenty of uncouth gazes. Honestly, you could have at least worn your old stage cape. It would have covered your backside well enough."

Trixie Lulamoon: [Blinks, then blushes again] "Er....Trixie admits, she did not think of it that way."

Rarity: [Returning to a friendly tone] "It's alright dear; everypony has moments where they need an explanation. Anyway, you're lucky you stand out from the snow, at least. Just the other day I had some humans trying to climb me thinking I was one of the mountains! It was so embarrassing, and the poor dears were scared out of their wits when they realized their mistake!"

[Meanwhile, the mountain climber snaps a few quick pictures of the two mares...mostly Trixie....before setting out again.]]

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Rarity vector by .

Background photo from Google Images.

Made with Photoshop CS2.

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I own nothing.

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Mountain Climber: [Trudging up the slope, grunting with effort each step] "Whew! Been going for a while; better find a place...to...rest?"

[He looks out at the horizon, and sees the towering forms of two unicorns behind another nearby mountain, chatting. Despite already knowing about the Equestrians and their greater scale on Earth, the man is stunned to see it for real]

Mountain Climber: "Holy hell...!" [He hopes the two mega-mares don't notice him looking--the blue one has her back to him, and he could very easily be mistaken for ogling her flank. ...Which he wasn't doing, of coruse. No way THAT was the reason he was staring, no way!]

[He was just...impressed at the sheer size of the two unicorns, that's all. Yep, just that.]

**{Meanwhile:}**

Trixie Lulamoon: "...hot spring would be big enough for us, though Trixie could melt some of the snow on these mountains; possibly make a heated pool of the valley, or some crater. Though the flood risk would be rather high, and..." [happens to turn her head, and spot a bright red speck on a mountain behind her] "Er...Trixie thinks we are being watched."

Rarity: "Well we aren't exactly stealthy, what with being larger than some of these mountains, even sitting down. Besides, it is you job to attract attention, right?"

Trixie Lulamoon: [Looking right at the human off in the distance] "Yes...though Trixie thinks she is attracting looks for a different reason than she would intend..."

[Trixie briefly looks down at her flank and turns red. Rarity's eyebrows form a flat line]

Rarity: [Flatly] "This is like that incident in Dubai Applejack told me about, isn't it?"

Trixie Lulamoon: "Yes...Trixie hoped that she would not have to put up with such embarrassments again! She is not even wearing that horribly revealing genie attire!"

[If possible, Rarity's expression and voice become even more deadpan. She looks at Trixie for a full thirty seconds, not saying a word]

Rarity: [Raises eyebrow] "...You're not wearing anything, Trixie dear. I know you can stand the cold, but at our size going around without some...coverage when in public is bound to attract plenty of uncouth gazes. Honestly, you could have at least worn your old stage cape. It would have covered your backside well enough."

Trixie Lulamoon: [Blinks, then blushes again] "Er....Trixie admits, she did not think of it that way."

Rarity: [Returning to a friendly tone] "It's alright dear; everypony has moments where they need an explanation. Anyway, you're lucky you stand out from the snow, at least. Just the other day I had some humans trying to climb me thinking I was one of the mountains! It was so embarrassing, and the poor dears were scared out of their wits when they realized their mistake!"

[Meanwhile, the mountain climber snaps a few quick pictures of the two mares...mostly Trixie....before setting out again.]]

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Trixie vector by .

Rarity vector by .

Background photo from Google Images.

Made with Photoshop CS2.

MLP is owned by Hasbro.

I own nothing.