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sonamyfire — A platypus never forgets something
Published: 2013-03-09 18:58:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 4545; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 2
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It's mating season night for platypuses. But something is wrong with Emily and Platyborg.Emily: Oh, Perry! Agent P! Or Platyborg! Have you not forgotten something, darling?
Platyborg: Nonsense, honey. A platypus never forgets something.
Emily: So? And what about the mating season night?
Platyporg: O_O *gasp* Is it tonight?
Emily: Yeeeeeeeeeees.......! And now come to me. I want to mate with you.
Platyborg: X_X But, honey. I'm tired. Today I had to fight against Doofenshmirtz.
Emily: *uses her female pudenda and pretends as whether she's crying* So? Doofenschmirtz is more important than me? I think you don't love.
Platyborg: Emily, please. I love you, darling. Stop crying.
Emily: Other platypuses have sex now. And I do not! I want to die. BUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Platyborg: If you don't stop crying, I'll kill you.
Emily: I'll stop when you mate with me. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Platyborg: *grabs her and kisses her* Ssssssssssh, honey. I'm here. You get what you want.
Emily: But I want you.
Platyborg: You can have me. I'm yours.
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How do they mate with him being a robot and she a platypus? I know in my tale about Perry 2 I wrote that he could get out of his suit with a code in his arm.
And you?
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Hihihihihihihihihi. Ok.
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i dont know 
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Maybe you can draw what happens next in the picture you just drew
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