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ok!then thank your friend and u!
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This is just how I look for my keys sometimes!
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really, it can be awful just losing them at first.
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*starts whistling and walks away*
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YEEEESSSS!!!! #LolRoflaoLmfao just yes. i'm like that when i loose the freaking keys to XD and phone.Β Β
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Looking for your keys within a ruined city would make looking for a needle in a hay stack look easy by comparison, no wonder he's so pissed.
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Godzilla: BUT THIS DOESN'T HELP ME FIND MY KEYS!
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HAY GODZILLA I FOUND YOUR KEYS
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Godzilla: *raises his arms and let's out a great roar*
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um Godzilla i think one of the mutos took it or zilla took itΒ
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(You'll only get this joke if you've seen Austin Powers Goldmember.)
It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
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Still we should run thinking that it is Godzilla!
No it isn't
Ahhhh!!
Yes I have seen the movie, and that joke always made me laugh.
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XDDDD Yeah, it was hilarious.
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Why do people even live in Tokyo.
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I heard they got great sushi.
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And Annie Mays, and Mangoes.
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And tentacle porn (wait nevermind thats bad)
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Its first grade in Japland.
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Looks like me when I'VE lost my keys
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The question is.... who took them?
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<.<
>.>
*slides keys under rug*
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And I begin my litany
Of people killed by mostly me
Anguirus, he's first in line
King Kong not far behind
Face-blasted Mothra
King Ghidorah not so squeamish
Monster Zero crushed by body
Ebirah claw-ripping
Giant Condor he expoloded
Kiras got his wings imploded
Brother Kiras with a body slam
Kumonga double fire
Ghidrah Two was kicked to death
Smashed flat was Gabara
Hedorah had to join the Navy
The Litany of the Vanquished
The Litany of the Slain
You know their names will someday vanish
Enshrined in death they shall remain
Gigan, death came quickly
Wagilar, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of Mandella
Moguranda, yeah we betrayed ya
Crucified the Kastam-Jeller
Bested Mechagodzilla, threats were hollow
Titanosaurus waged his mortal combat
Jellar raped with wombat
The Litany of the Vanquished
the Garaborg yes he lost his tail
Kabutogi was drowned in hail
The LitanyΒ
Spyler was beaten badly
Dedragon was hacked and slashed up madly
of the Slain
Kabutogi waped til dead
Biollante fire through the head
You know their names
Ghidrah Three fire blast
Mecha Ghidrah with a meltdown fast
will someday vanish
Battra he was bit
Mechagodzilla was thricely billed
Enshrined in death
Spacegodzilla got a quickened death
Moguera had to face the music
they shall remain
Destroyah disemboweled
Mini Destroyahs raked and trowled
Meganulas with a fiery raid
Megaguirus she had her bidy blown up
Baragon was thricely blasted
Mothra Three with a body blaze
Ghidrah Four got blown up three times
Mechagodzilla Three icy blast
Mothra Three inferno
Bloody beatdown Kamoebas
Mechagigan was blown at face
Zilla stuck and skewered
Kumonga Two was manured
Hedorah Two was a fighter
Ebirah Two struck by lighter
Kiras Three what a joke
Monster X get a rope
Keizer Ghidorah hacked and mangled
Gotengo it's metals tangled
Firebird, death expected
Eartheater, resurrected
Stone Creatures a rocky mass
Megavolt Monsters spears up asses
The Seaweed Monster wasn't very scary
But Atlantis Colossus very hairy
Cyclops Monster he got trapped
Chimera napped and happed
Minotaur got horns knocked off
Double chest chop Sirens
Magnotaur saw his magnets flying
Breeder's death was never-ending
Time Dragon he never died
Diplodo did, though life he tried
Plant Monster crushed by bison
Kicked the shit out of Voltrang Monster
Fly Monster was burned and blasted
Had to hand a thing named Gravity Goliath
Ice people crushed by weights so heavy
Found the head of Octopus
Super X got crushed by building
Bashed and thrashed the Super X II
Giant Dragonfly was found
Jellyfish guts unwound
Red Bamboo blew up quickly
COBRA group rather wonky
Ant Queen's head was on a stick
Royal Ant Guard what a dick
Electric Eels run down by camel
Double arm rip Spider Crab
Sea Turtle got a spear up ass
Giant Ants quickly gassed
Antlion was executed
Giant Beetle electrocuted
Bee Queen murdered mama
Gruesome killing of Black Widow
The Mutos saw their guts spilling
Bagan saw the killing
Messy death for Red Ronin
Yetrigar crushed with log
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by Godzilla
And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next Godzilla film
And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next Godzilla film
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by Godzilla
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I would check the museum.
Under it, of course.
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Did you check under the train?
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got your keys right here, bro...
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Nope, but Godzilla is really angry when it comes to him to lose keys.
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What scares me isn't the fact Godzilla is pissed, but instead its me thinking just how big the car he drives is.
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The Far Side showed him driving one with the license plate "I8NY".
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OHMIGOD THATS FANTASTIC!
XD
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It's a smart car.
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Godzilla: *he slams his fist into the Joker and picks up his keys*
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