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Godzilla: *he grabs her and throws her and she lands in a prison cell*
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Harley: ow...That hurt!
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Godzilla: (he points his claw finger at a sign that Harley reads and says "prison" on it)
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Harley: NO!
Joker: ow...what happened?
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Joker sees that he too is in prison too with Harley.
Godzilla let's out a roar scaring the crap outta both of them letting them know that escape is impossible, as he has his eyes on them.
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*Joker plays dead* Β
Harley: i have a better idea! *unzips her suit*
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Joker: Uh, Harley, you need to think bigger.
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Harley: Take the whole suit off?
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Joker: I mean that literally. I may be a psychotic killer, but I'm not sure a 5"5 woman can impress a 250+ ft tall monster.
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Harley: Thanks for Call'in me short!
*Arkham Joker Wakes Up*
Joker: ruh....what happened?
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Godzilla: SKREEEEEEEEEORRRRRK!
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*Joker pretends to be a sleep again*
Harley: shi....uh...do ya like bacon?
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This was also what the fans did after watching Final Wars
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I know that feel Godzilla...
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It's surprising that he doesn't realize he doesn't have a house.
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I make this mistake EVERY FRIGGIN TIME!!!!!
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Where does he have a pocket to keep them?
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Maybe he keeps it around his neck?
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Well... I suppose he does have lots of free time on Monster Island to make lanyards....
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That may be true. I mean he's the king of all monsters on Monster Island, so he problemly has a landmark bigger than the other monsters do.
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Well, he's the only daddy monster there, so he's also got the added responsibility of driving little Godzilla to school every morning.
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ha ha ha, yeah and if he can't do that, he can always teach little Godzilla everything, maybe he can take little Godzilla to monster high school and the next Godzilla gets in detention.
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Godzilla warned him not to hang around with Gigan an Ghirorah...they're a bad influence.
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Yep, I wonder if Godzilla will ground him.
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Yes. Just what ARE those smoke rings that Minya blows out? Hmmmm?
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I for one can tell that Minya was trying to make little Godzilla smoke. And with that, Godzilla is gonna have to teach him a lesson.
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Funny as all-get-out, but since when does Godzilla have a car?
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(A gigantic tank rumbles up, Anguirus rolls the window down) "HEY, BIG GUY! YOU WANNA LIFT?"
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TANKS HAVE WINDOWS?! I MUST FIND ONE!
TO THE UNSUSPECTING VAN!
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Oh, sorry. I meant to say, TO THE BATMOBILE!
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Godzilla: (he looks at the tank, then sees you asking him for a ride, he gives you a thumbs up and hops on the tank)
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Godzilla: (he lets out a roar and both of them drive away)
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Must be one huge mat.
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a huge mat indeedΒ xD
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You know Godzilla doesn't have pockets, if he did, then maybe he could be able to put stuff in them, but I think he's check and their not there.
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oh my god thats awesome XD
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