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Published: 2012-11-12 03:44:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2209; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 9
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Just a fun idea I decided to try. Come up with a funny caption for this image!Example:
Goofy: If anyone asks what happened to that hooker...
Max: "She went back to school...?"
Goofy: DAMN STRAIGHT.
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Max: Dad are you still mad because i spoil the movie Avengers Infinity war?
Goof: Your lucky i dont have the Gauntlet with me Max.
Max: Geez your acting like half your world dissapeared.
Goofy: THATS IT! No more Xbox one for you.
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This one single pic has gathered so many short dialogues for bad ass op Goofy words that im wishing we have a series where Goofy is all like...well like the comments here
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If you can make Goofy mad then oh boy. What even are you?
This is shocking just like that comic short of Goofy talking about his urges
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Max:...
Goofy:...
Max:...sorry about eating that burrito
Goofy:...!
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Goofy: THAT JERK JUST CUT ME OFF!!!
Max: C'mon dad, don't let your anger get to you.
Goofy: Don't Start Max, this guy is going down.
Max: O hell...
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Max: "C'mon dad, all I said is that I'm not into old Disney Movies anymore, what's wrong with that?"
Goofy: "We're old Disney characters, It's like saying you're not intoΒ yourselfΒ or... me"
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Goofy: I am so disappointed in you...
Max: All I said was FNAF has a better fandom than Undertale....
Goofy: Get out of my car before I push you out
Max: But we're moving....
Goofy: TUCK AND ROLL!!
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MAX
Come on, Dad.Β Let it--
GOOFY
Don't.Β Start.
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I've got a good one...
*The Mystery Machine drives up and almost knocks Goofy and Max off the road. Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, and Velma are all singing "Done with Monsters".*
Goofy *enraged*: "No one cuts me off and rips off our vacation song ("On the Open Road") at the same time!" *steps on the gas and speeds up like a maniac*
Max *alarmed*: "Dad, stop! You're gonna get us killed!"
And that's when Goofy's road-rage instincts came back to him.
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I like that scenario.
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Yeah. 
I'm not sure what the "Scooby-Doo" franchise has come to these days. 
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Well, they ended up crossing over with Wrestlemania just recently... Much like how the Flinstones are going to be doing this year.
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Example:
Goofy: *gives a death stare*
Max: I swear Dad I didn't paint the Car! Pete did it!
Goofy: *thinking* Damn him...
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Goofy:
Max:
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Goofy: did you play Pokemon x and y?
Max: N..no
Goofy: "sign" you disappoint me son
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Goofy: Have you been watching My Little Pony Friendship is Magic episodes before we left?
Max: Uh....just a few.
Goofy: I'm very disappointed in you.
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Goofy: Getting real tired of your bullshit, Max.
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Max: You're not gonna tell mom about this right?
Goofy: Your mother's dead.
Max: Oh yeah...
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Max: Um... Dad, this isn't the way to Disneyland.
Goofy: Silence Max, I know where I'm going!
Max: (thinking) Didn't even bother to ask for directions...
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Here's one from me.
Goofy: Max... Would you care explain to me why you were dressed like a Nazi today?
Max: Well, in my defense, I saw Mr. Duck dressed like one in one of those old shorts he made in the forties.
Goofy: (facepalm) When it goes to the point where EVEN I have to make a facepalm...
Don't know if it's too controversial for anyone's taste, but whatever.
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Nah, it's a funny reference.
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Max: It wasn't me! Bobby coax me to do it!
Goofy: ...
Max: I didn't mean to paint it! I didn't know it was your lucky lawnchair!
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And Goofy hated him forever.
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Max: So... why was Mrs. Pete really friendly to you--
Goofy: (thoughts as his son asked the question) Rotten stinkin' cheater...
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One guy below suggested Goofy killed Max's mom for cheating. XD
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MY EXAMPLE:
Max: Hey Dad? whatever happen to mom?
Goofy: Caught her messin' 'round with another man...
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I wonder if there's a similar story to Huey, Dewey, and Louie's parents.
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Damn it, Robot Chicken.
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...Well, that answers my question.
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Max: I swear, I had no idea she had Aids when I introduced you...
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Wow, I literally just submitted this and these comments are great.
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Goofy: No son of mine is gonna be queer
Max: but dad...
Goofy: I said NO!
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Pfft, that's perfect.
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