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NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE THAT’S NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! PLS DON’T RAGE.
Roasting within the dialogue is marked in bold

Dialogue:

*While Blue’s hanging out watching the view from the cliffs, I rush in, flying excitedly. Apparently, I felt like I had some huge news for Blue.)*

Me: “BLUEY! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!”

Blue: “???”

Me: “Oh, right! Inventor stuff? You wouldn’t fully understand.”

Blue: “You were saying?”

Me: Check this out!”

*(I carelessly chuck off my saddle bag so it crashes on the floor, the flap opening as it falls. Out flies a small sheet of paper that seems to showcase an ad.)*

Me: *(mimics kung-fu while speaking)* ‘Robot Battle Royale’. It’s a tournament for inventors to test their metal with metal-on-metal action! *(chuckles proudly)* You in?”

Blue: “Uh…Maul…I don’t think so…I’m not so sure it would be the best use of my time!

Me: “Oh, I get it, Bluey. You’re CHICKEN!”

Blue: “WHA…NO! I’m not chicken! I just don’t have anything to prove!”

Me: “Well, that’s alright, Bluey. It’s gotta suck knowing that there’s a new corporate bigshot in town and…you’re just yesterday’s news.”

Blue: “*(stuttering)* Maul, I-I really appreciate your offer, b-but, I’m j-just…n-not really…i-interested.”

Me: “Not interested in losing! TO ME!”

Blue: “Alright, at this rate, I’ve just about had it. Maul, you just don’t have any real machines, do you? Like, you just add ‘2000’ or any random labels to things that already exist! *(takes a deep breath and calms down)* Well, then, if you want a challenge, then I accept.”

Me: “Now you’re talkin’! Why don’t you follow me to the arena and get to the challenge?”

Blue: “It’s on!”

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Description

NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE THAT’S NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! PLS DON’T RAGE.
Roasting within the dialogue is marked in bold

Dialogue:

*While Blue’s hanging out watching the view from the cliffs, I rush in, flying excitedly. Apparently, I felt like I had some huge news for Blue.)*

Me: “BLUEY! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!”

Blue: “???”

Me: “Oh, right! Inventor stuff? You wouldn’t fully understand.”

Blue: “You were saying?”

Me: Check this out!”

*(I carelessly chuck off my saddle bag so it crashes on the floor, the flap opening as it falls. Out flies a small sheet of paper that seems to showcase an ad.)*

Me: *(mimics kung-fu while speaking)* ‘Robot Battle Royale’. It’s a tournament for inventors to test their metal with metal-on-metal action! *(chuckles proudly)* You in?”

Blue: “Uh…Maul…I don’t think so…I’m not so sure it would be the best use of my time!

Me: “Oh, I get it, Bluey. You’re CHICKEN!”

Blue: “WHA…NO! I’m not chicken! I just don’t have anything to prove!”

Me: “Well, that’s alright, Bluey. It’s gotta suck knowing that there’s a new corporate bigshot in town and…you’re just yesterday’s news.”

Blue: “*(stuttering)* Maul, I-I really appreciate your offer, b-but, I’m j-just…n-not really…i-interested.”

Me: “Not interested in losing! TO ME!”

Blue: “Alright, at this rate, I’ve just about had it. Maul, you just don’t have any real machines, do you? Like, you just add ‘2000’ or any random labels to things that already exist! *(takes a deep breath and calms down)* Well, then, if you want a challenge, then I accept.”

Me: “Now you’re talkin’! Why don’t you follow me to the arena and get to the challenge?”

Blue: “It’s on!”

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SonicRMaulYT (me)

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