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Inspiration Song - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O9h2p… - Happy Home [Keep On Writing] - Kimya Dawson
Dave x Reader

What was is about college that was so surprising? Besides the obvious, you know, 'Holy shit I'm an adult' thing. It was like moving, if people found that exciting or surprising. You have a new house, and new classes. Maybe it was that your parents weren't around? Who knew.
Dave wasn't too surprised about college. He knew it was coming, it wasn't going to just sneak up on him. Planning went into this shit. He had to decide which cool guys to be roommates with, where to stay, and which classes to take.
The idea of being without his Bro, however, shook him hard. The truth was he acted cool about it until he stepped off his bus to his new neighborhood. With his friends behind him, he realized Bro wouldn't be there to tell him what was ironic. He had to do it all on his own.
"Um... Dave, you alright there?" John voice shook Dave out of his inner mind. "You're sort of just standing there."
Dave shook off John's comment, turning towards him. "Nah dude I'm fine! It just smells like shit out here."
"I believe that may be the gas left by the bus, or perhaps some other cars?" Dave's other friend, a blonde girl by the name of Rose, assumed. She was carrying one of his boxes, John having another.
Jade, a dark brunette who often joined their small group, had left to find her roommate. Dave quickly searched for the name of her roommate, a surprise... wow, there were actually a lot of surprises... whatever. [Similar/Name] or.... [F/N]?She was majoring in writing.
"Come on, let's go inside alright." Dave almost commanded, motioning the two others through the front door and into the hallway. John and Rose quietly followed, Dave behind them.
It looked like a normal dorm hallway, doors entering the different rooms. J-413 was John and Dave's number, which cracked the two of them up. It was perfect. Rose was with an Asain chick named Kanaya, weird name, in a separate dormhouse. Which meant they wouldn't see each other a lot.
John shot Dave a look, apparently remembering Rose's roommate as well. It was obvious there was a crush between the two of them, the way Rose spoke about their times together were like lines from John's shitty romcoms.
Placing down the box she was carrying by the door, Rose excused herself. Something about seeing her roommate? Dave shrugged it off. The two chicks had been meeting up for weeks, deciding how to decorate their room. Because of having to deal with their shitty shopping sprees, John and Dave had made an agreement to wing it.
Adjusting his shades, Dave took a key and opened the door to their new home-Oh shit- John had immediately ran in and pounced on the right side bed, shouting "This is mine!" as loud as he could to scare off rival predators.
"Holy fuck John calm yourself." Dave let out a laugh, taking the two boxes his two former slaves-oops he meant helpers had ditched and carried them in.
"But man this place is so cool, and my bed has a window!" John rolled onto his back, then sat up to open up the large window. He then stuck his head out, cawing.
"Jesus fucking Christ man." Dave walked over to John and pulled his head back. "You did the bird thing to annoy me."
"Yep!"
Sighing and giving John a soft punch to the arm, Dave made his way back to his bed. "You know there's a window-" "Left sides are for losers, Dave."
"No, the right side is." Dave countered, smirking. "Because it's for a goody two shoes."
John's whine in response was ignored for a buzzing from Pesterchum. Dave shot John a glare as he picked up his phone and flopped on his back to read it.
"Is it from Rose? Jade? Karkat?"
"John it's from Jade." Dave gave a quick response, reading the pester. Her bright green text was toned down by the shades, but still was obviously Jade's.
"So... What does it say?" John questioned, not shutting up. God dammit John. Why does he had to question all of Dave's shit?
"She's bringing over her roomie, same with Rose with her Asian girlfriend." The blonde quickly summarized the text, scrolling down. [F/N], blah blah blah, her own work, blah blah blah, Really cute- Wait what?
"Jade says she's cute." Dave spoke what he had discovered aloud to John. "Really? Ask her to send a pic."
Agreeing to the idea, Dave quickly typed out a question of looks. If she really was cute, this could be interesting.
"Oh and John I call her." "Dave I-" The competition of who deserved the new cute roomie quickly arose, Dave winning by a millisecond.
"Damn." John mumbled. "I could use a girl."
"You got right bed." Dave pointed out, fixing his hair. "She's taking a selfie with Jade's phone, we should get one in a second."
As soon as he spoke those words, a picture popped up. "Holy shit Jade wasn't kidding."
It was a girl their age, [H/L] [H/C] hair that framed her face, bright [E/C] eyes. She wasn't a model, but holy shit. Dave held out the photo, now full screen, to John. "10/10 would bang."
"Wow... you weren't kidding." John caught his breath, handing Dave back the phone. "When's she coming over?"
"In like... 30 minutes." Dave suddenly noticed the time crunch and shot up. "Okay I brought my suitcase right?"
"Dave. If you didn't, I would be so confused and concerned for your memory. It would be old lady memory. I would have to send you to a retirement home and have to remind you to go to the bathroom every five hours." John half-joked, pulling out Dave's bright red suitcase. "Are you going to put on your bitchcatching suit?"
"You bet your balls I am." Dave grinned. "And she isn't a bitch. I am a bitch detector and her photo was a greenlight. No bitchness detected. I can't believe it's not bitch."
He unzipped his suitcase, throwing t-shirts and jeans all over, and finally reaching his bright red suit.
"Daaaavvveeee you're putting your weird blood-stained clothes everywhere."
"For the last time John it is dye. We've fucking discussed this." Dave carefully unfolded his bitchcatcher and searched for a bathroom to change. "I don't want to bitches swarming this room because they saw God's gift in my pants, so I'll change in the bathroom."
"I wasn't going to question it but alright."
Dave gave a quick nod and went into the bathroom, changing at the speed of someone zipping their fly in public. Dave had gone in the normal, everyday cool kid he was and came out Master of all Girls. It was his official title.
"John I would suggest you change as well." Dave had left the bathroom and was putting on his loafers when he suggested John become Master of all Girls' sidekick. He didn't have a title because he wasn't cool enough.
John nodded and got up, searching through his suitcase to find a not-so-cool blue suit and ran to the bathroom.
Dave sighed. This was going to be easy. He was going to be her knight in a red bitchcatcher suit.
A knock on the door distracted him. Oh shit they were here. As quick as he could in a suit, Dave gathered his clothes and stuffed them into his suitcase. There.
He grinned and opened the door to see [F/N]. She was as cute in real life as in the picture, so that shit wasn't photoshoped.
"Hello." He smirked, pulling her in. "I'm Dave, your knight." He bowed, then rose, distracted by Jade's laugh.
"He does this a lot. Dave, this is [F/N]." She introduced the two of them.
"Hello Dave." Oh God her voice was like angels rapping. Pure coolness. "You are majoring in..."
"Music." Dave grinned, as John walked out of the bathroom, suit on. "Dave! Why didn't you tell me they were here?" He whined. "And this is my roommate, the not so cool John Egbert."
"Hey." The two of them exchanged greetings, and Dave took [F/N]'s hand. "May I show you around?"
"Dave this place is so small, I think I know it all." [F/N] giggled, shaking his hand off. "Nice shades."
"Why thank you, at least SOMEONE likes them." Dave directed that comment at Jade, who giggled.
"Hey where's Rose?" John piped up. "Doing something with Kanaya." Jade explained, smiling. "She's not sorry she couldn't come though."
After greetings were exchanged, the party started. Dave ordered pizza and ice cream, they talked about life before school, old crushes, everything. Nothing was untouched by the quartet. Their subjects scaled from PG to M as all questions were answered. Someone didn't know the capital of South Africa? Someone else knew. Everyone's knowledge was put to the test.
By the time the party crashed, John was passed out and Jade about to. It was four in the morning, and the party started at four thirty the day before.
"Maybe I should walk Jade back." [F/N] smiled, getting up and pulling Jade up along with her. She carefully rested on [F/N]'s shoulder like a drunk, giggling.
Dave nodded as he lead the beauty to the door. She was such a likable person, with a dirty side and everything. Really likable. "Will you come visit me?"
"Of course." She giggled. It never wore on Dave at all. It was always like hearing a new rap song for the first time. It surprised him.
He took [F/N]'s hand as he lead her to the front of the dorm and to her car.
"Thank you for being my knight."
"No problem." He watched as [F/N] helped the sleep-drunk Jade into the front seat, and then turned to him.
"I guess this is goodbye?" She looked upset.
"For now." Dave gave her a smile and leaned in, kissing her on the cheek. "I'll see you."
"You sounds like a cheesy romance movie."
That's what she left him with. She said that and got into the car before Dave could reply and drove away, leaving Dave cursing himself. He really did.
'10/10 would bang.'

Description
Keep on Writing
Inspiration Song - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O9h2p… - Happy Home [Keep On Writing] - Kimya Dawson
Dave x Reader

What was is about college that was so surprising? Besides the obvious, you know, 'Holy shit I'm an adult' thing. It was like moving, if people found that exciting or surprising. You have a new house, and new classes. Maybe it was that your parents weren't around? Who knew.
Dave wasn't too surprised about college. He knew it was coming, it wasn't going to just sneak up on him. Planning went into this shit. He had to decide which cool guys to be roommates with, where to stay, and which classes to take.
The idea of being without his Bro, however, shook him hard. The truth was he acted cool about it until he stepped off his bus to his new neighborhood. With his friends behind him, he realized Bro wouldn't be there to tell him what was ironic. He had to do it all on his own.
"Um... Dave, you alright there?" John voice shook Dave out of his inner mind. "You're sort of just standing there."
Dave shook off John's comment, turning towards him. "Nah dude I'm fine! It just smells like shit out here."
"I believe that may be the gas left by the bus, or perhaps some other cars?" Dave's other friend, a blonde girl by the name of Rose, assumed. She was carrying one of his boxes, John having another.
Jade, a dark brunette who often joined their small group, had left to find her roommate. Dave quickly searched for the name of her roommate, a surprise... wow, there were actually a lot of surprises... whatever. [Similar/Name] or.... [F/N]?She was majoring in writing.
"Come on, let's go inside alright." Dave almost commanded, motioning the two others through the front door and into the hallway. John and Rose quietly followed, Dave behind them.
It looked like a normal dorm hallway, doors entering the different rooms. J-413 was John and Dave's number, which cracked the two of them up. It was perfect. Rose was with an Asain chick named Kanaya, weird name, in a separate dormhouse. Which meant they wouldn't see each other a lot.
John shot Dave a look, apparently remembering Rose's roommate as well. It was obvious there was a crush between the two of them, the way Rose spoke about their times together were like lines from John's shitty romcoms.
Placing down the box she was carrying by the door, Rose excused herself. Something about seeing her roommate? Dave shrugged it off. The two chicks had been meeting up for weeks, deciding how to decorate their room. Because of having to deal with their shitty shopping sprees, John and Dave had made an agreement to wing it.
Adjusting his shades, Dave took a key and opened the door to their new home-Oh shit- John had immediately ran in and pounced on the right side bed, shouting "This is mine!" as loud as he could to scare off rival predators.
"Holy fuck John calm yourself." Dave let out a laugh, taking the two boxes his two former slaves-oops he meant helpers had ditched and carried them in.
"But man this place is so cool, and my bed has a window!" John rolled onto his back, then sat up to open up the large window. He then stuck his head out, cawing.
"Jesus fucking Christ man." Dave walked over to John and pulled his head back. "You did the bird thing to annoy me."
"Yep!"
Sighing and giving John a soft punch to the arm, Dave made his way back to his bed. "You know there's a window-" "Left sides are for losers, Dave."
"No, the right side is." Dave countered, smirking. "Because it's for a goody two shoes."
John's whine in response was ignored for a buzzing from Pesterchum. Dave shot John a glare as he picked up his phone and flopped on his back to read it.
"Is it from Rose? Jade? Karkat?"
"John it's from Jade." Dave gave a quick response, reading the pester. Her bright green text was toned down by the shades, but still was obviously Jade's.
"So... What does it say?" John questioned, not shutting up. God dammit John. Why does he had to question all of Dave's shit?
"She's bringing over her roomie, same with Rose with her Asian girlfriend." The blonde quickly summarized the text, scrolling down. [F/N], blah blah blah, her own work, blah blah blah, Really cute- Wait what?
"Jade says she's cute." Dave spoke what he had discovered aloud to John. "Really? Ask her to send a pic."
Agreeing to the idea, Dave quickly typed out a question of looks. If she really was cute, this could be interesting.
"Oh and John I call her." "Dave I-" The competition of who deserved the new cute roomie quickly arose, Dave winning by a millisecond.
"Damn." John mumbled. "I could use a girl."
"You got right bed." Dave pointed out, fixing his hair. "She's taking a selfie with Jade's phone, we should get one in a second."
As soon as he spoke those words, a picture popped up. "Holy shit Jade wasn't kidding."
It was a girl their age, [H/L] [H/C] hair that framed her face, bright [E/C] eyes. She wasn't a model, but holy shit. Dave held out the photo, now full screen, to John. "10/10 would bang."
"Wow... you weren't kidding." John caught his breath, handing Dave back the phone. "When's she coming over?"
"In like... 30 minutes." Dave suddenly noticed the time crunch and shot up. "Okay I brought my suitcase right?"
"Dave. If you didn't, I would be so confused and concerned for your memory. It would be old lady memory. I would have to send you to a retirement home and have to remind you to go to the bathroom every five hours." John half-joked, pulling out Dave's bright red suitcase. "Are you going to put on your bitchcatching suit?"
"You bet your balls I am." Dave grinned. "And she isn't a bitch. I am a bitch detector and her photo was a greenlight. No bitchness detected. I can't believe it's not bitch."
He unzipped his suitcase, throwing t-shirts and jeans all over, and finally reaching his bright red suit.
"Daaaavvveeee you're putting your weird blood-stained clothes everywhere."
"For the last time John it is dye. We've fucking discussed this." Dave carefully unfolded his bitchcatcher and searched for a bathroom to change. "I don't want to bitches swarming this room because they saw God's gift in my pants, so I'll change in the bathroom."
"I wasn't going to question it but alright."
Dave gave a quick nod and went into the bathroom, changing at the speed of someone zipping their fly in public. Dave had gone in the normal, everyday cool kid he was and came out Master of all Girls. It was his official title.
"John I would suggest you change as well." Dave had left the bathroom and was putting on his loafers when he suggested John become Master of all Girls' sidekick. He didn't have a title because he wasn't cool enough.
John nodded and got up, searching through his suitcase to find a not-so-cool blue suit and ran to the bathroom.
Dave sighed. This was going to be easy. He was going to be her knight in a red bitchcatcher suit.
A knock on the door distracted him. Oh shit they were here. As quick as he could in a suit, Dave gathered his clothes and stuffed them into his suitcase. There.
He grinned and opened the door to see [F/N]. She was as cute in real life as in the picture, so that shit wasn't photoshoped.
"Hello." He smirked, pulling her in. "I'm Dave, your knight." He bowed, then rose, distracted by Jade's laugh.
"He does this a lot. Dave, this is [F/N]." She introduced the two of them.
"Hello Dave." Oh God her voice was like angels rapping. Pure coolness. "You are majoring in..."
"Music." Dave grinned, as John walked out of the bathroom, suit on. "Dave! Why didn't you tell me they were here?" He whined. "And this is my roommate, the not so cool John Egbert."
"Hey." The two of them exchanged greetings, and Dave took [F/N]'s hand. "May I show you around?"
"Dave this place is so small, I think I know it all." [F/N] giggled, shaking his hand off. "Nice shades."
"Why thank you, at least SOMEONE likes them." Dave directed that comment at Jade, who giggled.
"Hey where's Rose?" John piped up. "Doing something with Kanaya." Jade explained, smiling. "She's not sorry she couldn't come though."
After greetings were exchanged, the party started. Dave ordered pizza and ice cream, they talked about life before school, old crushes, everything. Nothing was untouched by the quartet. Their subjects scaled from PG to M as all questions were answered. Someone didn't know the capital of South Africa? Someone else knew. Everyone's knowledge was put to the test.
By the time the party crashed, John was passed out and Jade about to. It was four in the morning, and the party started at four thirty the day before.
"Maybe I should walk Jade back." [F/N] smiled, getting up and pulling Jade up along with her. She carefully rested on [F/N]'s shoulder like a drunk, giggling.
Dave nodded as he lead the beauty to the door. She was such a likable person, with a dirty side and everything. Really likable. "Will you come visit me?"
"Of course." She giggled. It never wore on Dave at all. It was always like hearing a new rap song for the first time. It surprised him.
He took [F/N]'s hand as he lead her to the front of the dorm and to her car.
"Thank you for being my knight."
"No problem." He watched as [F/N] helped the sleep-drunk Jade into the front seat, and then turned to him.
"I guess this is goodbye?" She looked upset.
"For now." Dave gave her a smile and leaned in, kissing her on the cheek. "I'll see you."
"You sounds like a cheesy romance movie."
That's what she left him with. She said that and got into the car before Dave could reply and drove away, leaving Dave cursing himself. He really did.
'10/10 would bang.'