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spaceskeleton — 50k year old armor
Published: 2012-05-26 20:16:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 37537; Favourites: 638; Downloads: 160
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WARRANTY EXPIRES TODAY(it was a kneeless catsuit with some scrap metal glued on anyway)
Mass Effect 3 characters © Bioware
Update: wow, thanks for all the favs, people!
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Well Human, I'll be taking your armor until mine is repared. A primitive like you won't need armor, cannon fodder rarely does.
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You won't troll me, buggy, not in these boxers.
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this oh my god ahahahahahahahahaha
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LOL- Javik in little fish boxers. pffft. This made my day- thank you!
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glad it made you smile!
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Is anyone confused about how someone who was born during the reaper invasion, and has been a soldier his whole life, knows so much about the infant species in the galaxy?
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He didn't. Javik reads the extranet in his spare time and uses his new-found information to troll the crew. It's how he gets his lulz.
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in their time, it was easy to learn a lot just by touching objects and people. imagine those educational toys, a teddy bear that shows you the bloody history of the empire
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That makes sense, but is kind of creepy at the same time. Imagine if your childhood toys were like your school teachers.
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Careful, James, you've got bits of 50,000 year old armour and clothes in your breakfast. Wait a Reaper-smegging minute! Those must be some resilient boxers he's wearing!
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yes, they are indestructible because protheans value their dignity 
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For the lady Protheans, it also comes with a matching bra - if they have breasts. Hmm... never thought I'd imagine a breast-feeding Prothean before.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it!!!
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he does have a point. time to take javik shopping!!!
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In my cycle, armor was made to last a very, VERY long time.
Now I have to throw this out the airlock
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I approve of this. Petitioning for a DLC for this to happen in game!
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Personally, I've always thought that armour looks more like a Quarian design than anything else. I mean, come on, look at the shoulderguards.
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I like his look but the armor doesn't look very hi-tech. I bet if you ask them about the holes on the knees they'll say "artistic vision".
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Yeah, I thought that was kind of silly too. That's why I altered that when I stole the design nothing
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hahaha, javik should go to the gym, I mean he has been in stasis for the same amount of time as his armor
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yeah, he should be all soft and wobbly with eye boogers and bad breath when he wakes up
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ha. I don't have the dlc but I can just imagine Shepard and the gang opening a pod and have some smelly blob fall out of the thing with a raspy moan before proceeding to somehow relate it's horrible back pains to a racist comment about "back in my cycle".
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damn, now I wanna draw this
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If you do I will feel proud to have helped inspire such a glorious contribution to society. It will make my day.
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I don't know if I can handle something so ambitious though
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makes sense
LOL the underwear XD, I hope Liara has a blue print somewhere or Javik will be grounded for the rest of the missions D8>
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seeing how often he uses space magic, I say he'd be fine in his undies
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sure, green is space magic
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I meant how he breathes in vacuum, now that's a trick
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wait...such as which mission? I must have missed it
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I don't remember but I whenever all squad needed masks he was fine
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The first mission with Tali. On the geth dreadnaught he has no helmet. Don't know if that is because he genuinely doesn't need to breath for long amounts of time or the devs were just too lazy to put in a helmet.
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I noticed that too, it was silly. The second option is more likely...
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HAH, Javik's wearing Hanar on his underpants!
I knew I should've gotten the armor with the 50,001 year policy.
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You made me look! XD successful troll :3
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Just stating what everyone else was thinking.
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