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Published: 2015-04-29 15:38:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 665; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 1
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You think when you throw your pokeball, it always looks badass well WRONG, this is real life, you can get stepped on or tail slapped without warningFeaturing my friend:
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Tyranitar's not a dragon... but this is still very cool!
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I know but the title had to be appropriate
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This makes me think of one of my favorite moments in Pokemon: that moment when you use rock smash on a boulder half your height, and an Onix pops out of it.
Like, how?
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I ponder the logic of pokefauna every sleepless night, believe me
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Haha, I do that, and then think to myself "This is a world that has little animals that can barf out fireballs and turn matter into energy. Extra-dimensional boulders should be the least of my concerns."
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And if the smallest insects are the size of your head, shouldn't all the flowers be huge too? Imagine cherry trees like that
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1)Unzip pants
2) Call pikmin out of pikball
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Thomas Jefferson was right all along.
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trolls again! where's my spray bottle?!
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I spray tons of pepper spray on my spicy pizza FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST! Come at me with your hottest Habaneros!
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Mamma mia Italiano eats pizza for breakfast, what a spicy meat-a ball!
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Hah, sorry to disappoint but italians are much more pussy-level when it comes to spicy food. I mean, that's a balkan scum saying that, not a latino or spanish or whatever ethnic group consumes a lot of spicy...spices. And goddamn am I such a masochistic bastard.
Every time I go to America Graffiti in my town to eat, I always order roasted chicken breast with fried frenchmen french fries and when my order gets on my table THE FUCKING HABANERO SAUCES ARE THE FIRST THINGS THAT MEET MY SIGHT! I see them in the middle of the table, those red and green sauces, it's like they're calling out on me and I know exactly what to do! I take turns with them and spray first one and later on the other in the plate and dip my food in them and OH GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON THESE MORTALS you don't know how much my tongue hates me for what I've done to it! I swear to damnation, coke was always enough to calm the burning sensation with other spicy things but this habanero one is pure bottled evil that not even the CIA would use as a torture method during their interrogations, mark my fucking words.
Long story short, I'm a sick fuck and I want to keep building that reputation by trying and getting used to the spiciest of sauces I ever find.
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I have no idea why boys do that tbh, I mean I add cayenne to every single meal but going over a certain level just kills the taste of the meal
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For some it's just like challenging one another to a penis-fencing duel, for me is mostly because I've actually grown used to spicy tastes and whenever I can I add a said sauces to the meal. I mean, going full autist and tossΒ jalapeΓ±os in my spaghetti would be nonsense, but when I see a reastaurant serving grilled chicken breasts without any other flavouring (goddamn, is it that difficult to add pepper and some lemon juice???), I haveto resort to add some flavour myself. I may be spoiled but when I make a comparison between my mom's grilled chicken (pepper, lemon, sometimes even a bit of cooking wine and adding few drops of oil in the end) and the one they serve at restaurants, well...I find myself somewhat disappointed.
Still, that's not how I got into hellfire-burning tongue, full story is that I started eating "diavola" pizza (spicy salami as topping) and liked it hence I kept this as tradition.
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You probably sweat like a pig though (cause I do, lawl)
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Sweat? Nah, surprisingly I don't. Tears start forming in my eyes, increased salivation, runny nose, but no sweating whatsoever.
On the other hand, sometimes taking a shit after eating spicy is like having Alduin breathe fire into your asshole, so there's that :C
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Not while eating, like throughout the day.
Bruh, ass fire can cause colon cancer
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Never experienced that. Not because of the spicy at least.
Don't worry, I have a spare savefile so I can respaw- okay I'm genuinely worried tbh. But really, I only eat spicy occasionally, like when I have enough money to eat outside or order a pizza, otherwise I stick to normal food and MAYBE add a bit of pepper to my steak, but nothing more. So yeah, crysis avoided, hopefully.
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sokay, don't mind me, just a health freak
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Heh, thanks actually. Didn't know about the colon cancer thing, so I'm okay with your health freakiness. But anyway, do you think I'm still taking risks even if I eat that stuff moderately?
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It's the irritation damage that makes digestive tract vunerable, so only overdoing it regularly may be dangerous.
I need to tell uncle Alduin, don't wanna accidentally complete the game or something.
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Neat, I'm safe then.
huehuehue
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This is such a cuuuuute drawing, thank you so much for this sweet surprise! 
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Of course, it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *inhales* cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! X3c
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That's going to hurt, like Linny if he desides to slash at your friend's pokemon.
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