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Published: 2013-04-14 20:15:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 55646; Favourites: 583; Downloads: 0
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I saw a wolf the other day. HORRIBLE CREATURESSerana never hits the enemy but somehow aims perfectly at our butts. That's why I gave her the motley.
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~Lord of cake- *Stares before poking them with a stick* are you alive right now? Do you need some milk? *Turns* I need help!
I just like to add my character doing random things with the comic because I find it entertaining!~
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I never like taking Serana with me cause she takes my kills.......EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!!!!!!!!!!
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I freeze her AI before a battle -_-'
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Weird... my Serana is so damn accurate that I have to tryhard, otherwise my destruction or weapon skill can't level up at all. XD
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By the nine yes! And she always freaking hits Shadowmere in the ass with chain lightning, so once the bad guys are dead, the horse and the vampire have a go at each other while I'm facepalming in the background.
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Not the poor horse D:
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aghagagghaghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I love the wolf's reaction to the chaos XD
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What is it with you and serana's..."chest"
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I'm mocking the fact that she always has boobs on display even when she's wearing her hood as protection from sunlight.
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There not "on display". She's just showing a little cleavage, that's all
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I really don't know what your problem is with me joking about a vampire carefully covering her face and at the same time "showing a little cleavage". I don't care if my comics offend anyone who's dead serious about cleavages, boob windows, boobplates or any idiotic female armors. Because people like that are weird.
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No, I wasn't offended and I apologize if I seemed that way, I just wanted to clear something up
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Well you bugged me about it more than once but it's ok.
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He always forgets to shave on the road... or he thinks it's manly
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He is to me because he embraces and is so secure with it he has fun exploring what is deemed feminine too. Nothing is more manly or womanly than someone who don't give two shits about what anything thinks or who doesn't let others spoil their fun.
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Just like in real life trying hard only repels the ladies
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My 3rd character has Vilkas and Serana as followers, and they never bother each other. Which surprised me, because my first character married Stenvar and whenever ANYONE ELSE was around, he would constantly aggro on them. I used my Imperial "voice of the emperor" on him more than anything or anyone else in Skyrim. The testy SOB. I dumped him for Teldryn Sero. I think that Dunmer has the best follower AI in the game (I play on console without mods).
LOVE the Skyrim comics, btw.
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Thanks! 
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That's hilarious XD
Once again the expressions get me, you're good at that. Also, that wolf is adorable
Good to see I'm not the only one having problems with mage followers.
I remember one guy made a mage follower mod on nexus, she never touched me. It was kinda amazing, I could see her ice spikes flying really close to me but she still managed to only hit the enemies. I wonder if he used a custom AI package ... got to go check it out ...
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Thanks so much!
Teldryn Sero throws lightnings around but never hits me. But he's closer to the enemy than Serana who's just always crouching backwards, I don't know what's wrong with that woman.
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Must be a vampire thing XD
I can't mock her anymore though, earlier today I blasted my follower with a double fireball ... But he jumped right in front of me, not coolΒ :-/
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So it's a spellcaster thing 
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Disaster happened just because of a derpy looking wolf XD
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My team brings shame to this land T.T
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I think your team is pretty cool! 
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My graphic settings suck the excitement away so at least there's some balance
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Lol
That's, my friends, is why I don't use Serana.....
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At first I thought that was J'zargo.
Good it's not.
HE'S MINE.
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Never happened to me, but funny nonetheless.
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when i had Serana as a follower she always hit Β Sceolang and i with ice spikesΒ
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Ive been hit by my followers more than usual as of late
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At least she landed on the frozen boobs of Serana
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I know exactly how you feel. I just recently started playing the Dawngaurd quest and my first impression of Serana... Cicero had five ice spikes in his face and I almost became a vampire...
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That's why I'm a werewolf, at least I don't need to carry 50 potions of disease for every dungeon
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I cured my lycanthropy because I thought I would never use it... But I'm really reconsidering it.
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i love serana as a follower but i always end up with an ice spike in my butt everytime im with her, not a pretty sight XD
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I'm learning to dodge these things, just adds to the "fun"
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