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SparklinBurgndy — Robots Make You Gay
Published: 2007-04-02 00:45:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 9577; Favourites: 194; Downloads: 37
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Sure, Jack. It's the robots.This was inspired by 's fic, Jack Spicer's Revenge Pt. 1 [link]
It's a hilarious piece of work in which Jack -- get this -- acts perfectly in character! Wonderfully so! It could almost be a show episode if it weren't for the fact that Jack blames his questionable sexuality on his Jackbots.
In honor of the true Jack Spicer-ness, I tried to make him look a bit more like he does on the show; round face, widow's peak, long and skinny everything else. I tried something a little different with his eyes, which I definitely like.
The popsicle-weilding robot was originally the Yes-bot, but I only ever saw him/it in 'Oil in the Family' for about 30 seconds when he was all trashed.
The Jack-bots look funny. I can't draw machines. Boo.
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...Whatever. You can't put me down or tell me what to do, so do I really care? No.
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"...Whatever. You can't put me down or tell me what to do, so do I really care? No."
You see that right there, you self-centered little bitch? Why does that apply only to you? What gave you the right to come here and decry something that *I* did? You don't have that right. You're just flinging your opinions onto me and throwing a tempter tantrum when I don't agree with you.
This is life. Try going out to a lesbian bar and telling them they 'deserve better'. See how many steps towards the door you can take before you get the shit beat out of you.
If you see something on the internet you don't like, HIT THE BACK BUTTON, STUPID.
You are here getting verbally ripped apart and belittled by two college educated because you won't leave well enough alone. We can quote you *tons* of reasons why we believe Jack to be gay, but it's obvious you just want to be the last one yelling in this little shouting match.
It won't happen. We're older than you, smarter than you and we can hold grudges for a *really* long time.
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... *deletes message*
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Oh dear, is that my punishment? Are you ignoring me now?
My heart bleeds purple Kool-Aid. Boo hoo, sob, sniff; how can I ever go on?
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1) She can't tell you what to do, no - but she totally DID put you down. You have been pwned, and laughed at.
2) If you didn't care, you wouldn't keep coming back. Are you lonely? Do you need a HUG? Hang on; let me see if Jack is available - oh, wait. He isn't. 'Cause he's not real. MAN, it must suck to be you. ^^
3) This will continue until you realize that you had the option to ignore what you didn't like and chose, instead, to poke us with a stick. Brought it on yourself, there, ding-a-ling. Translated into Stupidese (your first language): "We'll leave you alone if you leave us alone."
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*gigglesnort* Imagine how Jack would look as a real person. *ponders* I just can't picture it. Someone with Realism skills needs to get on that. *hinthint~!!*
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You give me happy chills with your Master Skills of Pwnage.
Marry meh and have lots of fuzzy-tailed little lion-squirrels. XD
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The peepshots of Chase in the one robot's claws make me grin. XD
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Me too...like the crazy person that I am
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Of course I'm a complete bitch. I'm trying to make you feel bad for what you've done. Bye-bye! Please be aware that you're no longer on our Hugs-n-Smoochies List.
P.S.: Your signature is not fanfiction. It's you being a freak.
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Explain the logic underlying that conclusion.
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He hits on the girls in the show! He was trying to get with Ashley and he was flirting with Kimiko for god sakes!
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He's also in knock-down drag out *love* with Chase Young.
And while he did flirt with Kimiko and Jessie, he never tried to 'get with' Ashley. I think he hated Ashley.
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No. Ashley first came into his lair and he was all trying to impress her. Then he started hating her when she called him a freak and a weirdo. (Which is NOT true.)
And no, he does not love Chase. It's a simple case of hero-worship.
NOT GAYNESS.
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YOUR OPINION.
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NO. SHOW FACT.
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Listen. There are these things called manners. Because I don't go around to all your deviations and type idiotic things like: OMFGawd! U think Jack's straight, yur stoopid! CHACK 4EVAR!!!! means you should grant me the courtesy of not bashing a pairing that I like.
You like whatever pairing you like (JackxYou, apparently), I like the pairings I like.
Accept that different people like different things, or step in front of a bus. Please.
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I know someone who needs to step in front of a bus and it's not me.
END OF DISCUSSION.
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"I know you are but what am I?" is no less juvenile and idiotic when rephrased.
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LOL i miss this show so much ^^
he has a thing for chase xD
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Thank you for that link. <3
You're right. The fic. Is. B-e-a-utiful.
Oh, and it made me laugh REALLY loud. People stared. Yep. 
This pic greatly justifies the fic. XD
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Read. The. Fic.
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lol Oh, Jack! If you could only see that your robots only act the way they do because you programed them! XP lol
Off to read that fanfic!
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0_o I don`t even want to know what the toaster is for. o_0
*shivers*
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je je je.. is a good pic... I want a pic of Chase!!!
go to my favs.
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We all know the real Jack. Come on, even Omi can do better than blaming the robots!
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AHAAAAH, sure, it's the bots.
SUUUUURE.
I love this, made my day rally. Excellent work~!
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lmao! toaster!! hahahaha! dude! it's awesome! I love his eyes!
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And yet, nobody commented on the picture of Chase's naked ass.
Go fig.
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Chase's naked WHAT?????????????????
*goes looking*
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the pictures the Jackbot is holding (above) Just under the brim of the popsicle weilding Jackbot.
That ain't Chase's shoulder. I wondered if anyone would notice.
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I see it now! XDDDDDDDD
*tries to peek up under the Jackbot lid*
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Uh... no. I actually couldn't see the detail on it.
Sorry!
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I think you did a great job on the JackBots btw. ^^
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I had a lot of fun drawing it, machines or no.
I'm just waiting for someone to ask about the toaster. I'm going to tell them they'll have to read the fic.
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