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SparklinBurgndy β Robots Make You Gay
Published: 2007-04-02 00:45:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 9562; Favourites: 194; Downloads: 37
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Sure, Jack. It's the robots.This was inspired by 's fic, Jack Spicer's Revenge Pt. 1 [link]
It's a hilarious piece of work in which Jack -- get this -- acts perfectly in character! Wonderfully so! It could almost be a show episode if it weren't for the fact that Jack blames his questionable sexuality on his Jackbots.
In honor of the true Jack Spicer-ness, I tried to make him look a bit more like he does on the show; round face, widow's peak, long and skinny everything else. I tried something a little different with his eyes, which I definitely like.
The popsicle-weilding robot was originally the Yes-bot, but I only ever saw him/it in 'Oil in the Family' for about 30 seconds when he was all trashed.
The Jack-bots look funny. I can't draw machines. Boo.
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Okay, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, knows how good looking male photos, make up, and popsicles make a man gay, but how does a toaster?
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Well, in the now-lost fic, Jack tries to kiss one of his robots, who rebuffs him. Β The Yes-bot then offers to let Jack make out with the toaster.
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Well that's...interesting.
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I love how the popsicle is about the same shade as Chase >.>
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hey can you explain the toaster thing? how does a toaster make you gay
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In the story, which I don't know if it's still up or not, Jack goes to kiss one of his robots and it friendzones him, then offers to let him make out with the toaster instead.
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oh lol well he is hot I would make out with him anytime
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I LOVE THIS XDDD
Yes Jack, keep telling yourself that! LMAO
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i love the way you draw jack! he looks so kyute~!! :3
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i had to full view to see those Chase Young peepshots!!
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I was laughing my but off when I saw this
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Read the fic in the link. I didn't get it either til I read it.
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Way to go blaming the bots Jack,
just remeber who programed them
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yes because we all know how gay toasters are XD
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HAHA! LMAO at the toaster part XD
Man, this and the fic made my day
Really nice coloring by the way, it makes the pic stand out a lot
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Hey, ah Lioness? I don't expect you to do it, but I need someone to help me.
I went and read the whole fiction, and despite the many errors I liked it a lot. Problem is, I can't favorite, comment, reply, note, or even watch the guy! I have no clue why....
If you can, could you tell Ted-Drakness that I loved "Jack Spicer's Revenge" and I also think he should continue it? I literally have no way of telling him myself.
Please and Thanks!!!
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Ah, no, I can't. Ted-Drakness and his sock puppet friend got Silv suspended when they were aiming for me. That's why I left DA.
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-!
Ah. I see.
I understand, then.
Apologies.
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Re-read all the comments posted. BTW Jack-Spicers-Girl should be forced to change her name, and second, total be-otch. Score for the wicked burns Red and Ch4ckSl4sher, I hate it when trolls rise from the muck to fling hate at good art. I hope she finds herself in the most uncomfortable form of Afterlife her religion or lack thereof allows.
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First off, how did the robots get the peepshots of Chase? Second off, Isn't Jack programming the robots to make him gay, not the other way around? Third off, does Jack really not like it? It really seems like he does.
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uuum im confuzaded. . .whats with the toaster
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Try reading the story.
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Aww. And here I actually thought the toaster was a gay in-joke.
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ok that made me giggle
i do have one question though...why the toaster?
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Well, I highly suggest your read the fic because it is wonderful and hilarious and it will also explain the presence of the toaster. ^^
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It doesn't matter dearheart. He's a fictional character and ficitional characters are open to interpretation. You need to put all of this passion to better use and defend someone who is REAL! Chris Crocker (sp?) Is a better example than you. Atleast he was defending a real life person who sanity and feelings were actually at stake.
For the sake of humour though.... ahem .... "LEAVE CHACK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" (fixes Jack style eyeliner)
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Yeah I've been done with this for a while now...
But LOL I had jack style eyeliner for Halloween once. Only on one side of my face though cuz I was half evil half good.
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Your only reason for saying that is that you want Jack Spicer to fuck you into a disease-stained wreck.
Not going to happen. Try again!
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That is SO not true. I think he's a decent guy and deserves more.
And there is no gayness between Jack and Chase.
It's HERO WORSHIP.
Ever heard of it moron?
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*howls!*
Awwwww... lookit who thinks they're SO MUCH SMARTER than the rest of us, yet leaves that REALLY stupid signature of THEMSELVES kissing Jack.
Oh, Princess of Stupidity... *pets* There, there, boopsie - you can thrash and rail and call us namey-wameys ALL JOO WANTS, but it's not going to change the fact that...
WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT. *sunny smile*
You're never, ever, EVER going to change our minds! HA, HA!
There's NOTHING you can do to make us change our minds. You're HELPLESS. You CAN'T make us do anything we DON'T want to do. We DON'T believe Jack is straight and we CERTAINLY do not believe he wants to fuck YOU (mostly because he's a cartoon, but even if he weren't, he wouldn't want you).
HA! You're powerless! You're sitting there, stewing in hateful venom, glaring and wishing PAINFUL HORRIBLE DEATH ON ME - and all because you know you CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT THIS.
You're weak! You're helpless! You're not able to do a damned thing to make me stop believing what I want to believe, or change my mind. Lioness, either, for that matter.
*is laughing AT YOU so hard right now*
Bye-bye! I'm off to openly mock you and your pathetic attempts to bully people for no good reason to everyone I know.
"Hey! Everybody! Look at THIS person! She likes to SNARL AT PEOPLE in the belief it will make you stop believing whatever you want to! She's trying to take away your Constitutional Rights! Pity the feeble-minded Princess of Stupidity, won't you? Give her Sympathy Cookies and lots of cuddles."
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Look who's making fun of people now.
You screwed yourself with that last comment.
And now you're slandering MY beliefs too. Tell me, does that make you any better?
And by the way, I was just defending my favorite character.
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Did I really screw myself?
I wish I had. I have LOTS of fun when I do that. XD
Unlike YOU - because you're waiting for a CARTOON to fuck you and fall in love with you (never, ever, EVER going to happen! HA, HA!).
Of COURSE I'm making fun of you, Troll-girl. You didn't REALLY think you could try to BULLY my friend and not get ass-raped in return?
I suppose I should have warned you: INCOMING BUTT-HURT!
Better than you? Yes. Absolutely. Because I'm mocking you for BELIEVING THAT A CARTOON IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
While YOU are mocking GAY PEOPLE. "Deserves better", my ASS, you festering boil on humanity's soul.
"Defending" him... from WHAT? "The Gay"? Oh, horrors. How will he EVER survive?
(when he's not busy BEING A CARTOON?)
How DARE you? You little PUKE. Stop being Straight - you're making my Sexual Preference Side look bad.
Your favorite character is - a - CARTOON. He does not love you; he never will. He will never, EVER want to fuck you.
You're ALONE, and now, there's a ton of people (besides me and Red) who think you're stupid.
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First of all, it's called FANFICTION and I'm entitled to writing it whenever I please. I am not an insane weirdo who believes a cartoon character loves her in real life.
Second of all, I have no problem with gay people, I just believe that Jack is not gay and I know a lot of people do have a problem with gays, which would lead to him getting made fun of.
Third, I called you one name. ONE. How are you owning up to your comment about my name-calling now?
Frankly, I think you're a complete bitch, and if you message me back after this I will simply delete it.
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Look at the first sentence on your post.
"First of all, it's called FANFICTION and I'm entitled to writing it whenever I please."
Yeah, that one? The one where you claim you can do what you want because it's fanfiction?
That rule applies to other people as well.
It's FANART. I can draw whatever I want. Because you don't agree with it does not give you the right to bash it. Next time you feel like bashing something, try bashing you head against a wall.
It hurts.
Hopefully you have enough intelligence (though I have my doubts) to stop hurting yourself intentionally and will, by a sort of Pavlovian effect, learn not to freak over opinions that differ from yours.
It's called 'tolerance'. It means you have to put up with it, not like it. If you had to like it, it would be called 'acceptance.'
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Do I even dignify this with a retort?
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From your previous posts, I know it's very likely that you *can't*, so you kind of lose the moral high ground, skippy.
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