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Published: 2012-03-31 05:29:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 2899; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 30
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Bay's secret of bad movies are finally revealed...
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Gaston: How can you read this?! There's no lines!
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Michael: Here's your script
Actor: Wait....THIS SCRIPT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE LINES!!
Michael: EXACTLY!!! I'M A F**CKING GENIUSΒ
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No one realizes Michael Bay sucks like Gaston!Β
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and like all the other of him movies. y'all gonna pay and watch his "blank plot"anyway :\
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I bet even Gaston would be disgusted by Bay's plot schemes.
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And Gaston is a man with hardly enough brain cells to form an opinion.
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I guess so. After all, he wasn't much into reading.
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Unless it involved mead or slaying. Then he was into it.
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No. Some of them have pictures of things blowing up.
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You wouldn't expect him to read something with words, now would you?
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"How can you read this? There's no point to the story at all!"
"Well, some people suspend their disbelief."
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There should have been an explosion in that book.
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I don't condone burning books, but explosions are cool
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You forgot: "Why does it say: Paid for by GM!?"
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Heh, My Answer For That Would've Been: "Half The Pages Exploded And The Rest Are Just ADS?!?!?!"
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And why books in cartoons always are bank on half?
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Why cartoon characters always open books on half?
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Cartoon characters are aliens?
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Weren't the Transformers technically aliens?
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Yes, but I'm 'bout cartoons...
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Lol. The aliens joke was a bad tangent on my part. My bad.
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"On what we stopped? Oh, yeah..." If cartoon characters R aliens, is that means that we watched NASA's documents in childhood?
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Analyze ALL the conspiracies!
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Now we have compromising against authority...
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I have to admit that none of Bay's movies has a top-tier screenplay, but neither does he writes them.
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