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Spiderwriter — A Devious Baloon Ride
Published: 2008-05-09 03:21:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 2424; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 13
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I like to imagine that we live in a world where our inflatable entertainment devices might decide to betray us at any moment. That is why I am always on the lookout for suspicious balloons; when the day comes and they rise up, I plan to be among the survivors.Related content
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I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering over the honey tree....
Oh that's the wrong story. Oh well, yours is still good. *pat pat on the head*
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^_^
Pooh bear holds a place of esteem hard to reach. But thank you for making me feel good!
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"When the day comes that they rise up..."
Oh man, that's really bad... Like "Key Lime" bad...
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I honestly didn't plan that one, but when a pun comes, you've got to obey the dragging humor of the universe and let it run its wild rampage until it runs out of energy.
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And this rampage, it will be a bloody one...
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I've already started stocking my bunker with the supplies I'll need to wait it out.
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You've got a better chance of surviving if you join the side that's doing the rampaging, my friend.
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I tried that, it turns out they have pictures and accurate records of my criminal activities, and... well, I don't know how to say this, but they have laser cannons designed to target my DNA and disintegrate me.
Bummer, eh?
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Winnie the Pooh Balloon! How could you have betrayed meee!? D:
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It's a sad in the Hundred-acre wood. He was such a nice boy. Nobody ever expected him to do anything like this.
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Hang in there; the truth is out there. We are organizing. We will find you. Wait for the signal. Black Fox, out.
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