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Published: 2009-02-16 00:21:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 4303; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 5
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Dammit. I gotta go samurai chick and get my hands on some fucking bandages.

Family's weird. It's kinda hard to believe the guy making fun of my chest is my Uncle. Meet my Uncle Chuy. I haven't seen him in years, and he stopped by at the restaurant where we were playing on the 13th to watch us perform. I was ecstatic, he's one of my favorites. After we hugged and gushed at each other, what was the first thing he said to me after all this time?

Oi Vey. And it didnt help that there was a full Mariachi right behind me.

Keep in mind, he was already drunk off his ass when he showed up, but still!! It's bad enough that they're out there for the world to see without having someone point them out to you again. LITERALLY.

It sux that I have to wear a fucking dress to work. Don't get me wrong, I actually LIKE that dress! It brings out curves I didn't even know I had, but the problem is that it- ...brings out curves I didn't even know I had.

Mi Tio isn't really that short, I'm- kinda wearing high heels. >///<; What's awesome about mi Tio is that he reminds me so much of Murdoc. And what's freaky is that he's only three years younger than him, works in musci as well, and YES, his birthday is ALSO on the 6th of June, but in '69. Mi Tio RULES!!

Damn, Friday the 13th strikes again.
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Comments: 273

spoopty23 In reply to ??? [2012-06-15 21:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Nah, just embarrassed.
I'm not one to hit my family.

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AkuwaHorubu In reply to spoopty23 [2012-06-15 23:56:26 +0000 UTC]

Well I guess it's better family than some guy who was leering at you for hours.

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spoopty23 In reply to AkuwaHorubu [2012-06-20 03:58:10 +0000 UTC]

I honestly wouldn't know. 👍: 0 ⏩: 1

AkuwaHorubu In reply to spoopty23 [2012-06-20 18:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Well the guy who was leering might say that while reaching for your breasts.

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ella847 [2011-07-05 02:57:21 +0000 UTC]

tottaly im so evil!

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ella847 [2011-06-28 19:36:27 +0000 UTC]

wow! wht did you do?

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spoopty23 In reply to ella847 [2011-06-29 05:33:42 +0000 UTC]

Not much I could do. He was drunk off his ass.

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ella847 In reply to spoopty23 [2011-06-29 19:25:57 +0000 UTC]

lmao yeah i hav an step uncle whos all ways drunk off his ass and he pisses me off every time i see him with my aunt (shes my favorite family member and she deserves WAY better than him!) sometimes i feel like slapping him within an inch of his life (especialy when hes groping her in public) but hey! what can you do?

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spoopty23 In reply to ella847 [2011-06-29 23:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Not much. :3
But the fact that he gropes her like that means he must really love her!
I'm jealous. I wish I had a guy like that. TT wTT

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ella847 In reply to spoopty23 [2011-06-30 01:18:37 +0000 UTC]

lol no he leaves her all the time then comes back when he has no where else to go

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spoopty23 In reply to ella847 [2011-07-01 02:10:59 +0000 UTC]

Ah.
Then either he's an ass, or your mom needs to figure out when to get rid of him.

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ella847 In reply to spoopty23 [2011-07-01 18:23:04 +0000 UTC]

oh! no i make sure that i make his life a living hell when i come over but in a way that seems inoccent to my aunt lol i know her to well

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spoopty23 In reply to ella847 [2011-07-01 19:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. >:I

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RuuLette [2011-06-03 09:46:09 +0000 UTC]

"It brings out curves I didn't even know I had, but the problem is that it- ...brings out curves I didn't even know I had. "

whered dem curves go?! D8

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spoopty23 In reply to RuuLette [2011-06-03 17:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, away apparently if you're complaining about it.

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RuuLette In reply to spoopty23 [2011-06-03 18:13:06 +0000 UTC]

>_> ...-pokes-.... :'c

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AkuwaHorubu In reply to RuuLette [2011-08-07 00:32:40 +0000 UTC]

Bad touch!

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RuuLette In reply to AkuwaHorubu [2011-08-07 21:03:19 +0000 UTC]

the frik?! . 3.

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nekokolove [2010-04-27 15:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Jajajaja, me encanta tu expresion. Luego de tanto tiempo y que es lo primero que te dice? Pobre de vos ^^U.
Yo tambien he tenido malas experiencias con escotes >_> por eso no suelo usar.

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spoopty23 In reply to nekokolove [2010-05-17 20:52:56 +0000 UTC]

Pleh...
que cosas, no?

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MaysAshes [2010-01-08 04:54:03 +0000 UTC]

OMG UR A BAND NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PLAY CLARINET!!!!!!!!!

yay, band nerds unite!!
^.^

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MaysAshes [2010-01-08 04:53:43 +0000 UTC]

OMG UR A BAND NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PLAY CLARINET!!!!!!!!!

yay, band nerds unite!!
^.^

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FlamiatheDemon [2009-06-15 15:00:25 +0000 UTC]

What's the big deal with big boobies? THEY RAWK

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spoopty23 In reply to FlamiatheDemon [2009-07-06 18:38:08 +0000 UTC]

lol, nothing, except personally i hate mine. they hurt. X3

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TechnoShadowBlood [2009-05-16 03:58:22 +0000 UTC]

dont worry, my uncle was like that too. My brother can be very strange as well.

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spoopty23 In reply to TechnoShadowBlood [2009-05-17 18:27:15 +0000 UTC]

oi vey.
and i have yet another reason to hate these damn things.

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narutofangirl1213 [2009-03-21 05:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Never piss a woman off about her figure, you shall be murdered mercilessly.

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spoopty23 In reply to narutofangirl1213 [2009-03-21 06:11:02 +0000 UTC]

lol. i let him live only because i love him so much.

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GundamNate [2009-03-16 06:28:13 +0000 UTC]

thats funny and creepy

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spoopty23 In reply to GundamNate [2009-03-16 08:51:10 +0000 UTC]

indeed.

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vanillachunder [2009-02-18 07:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Friday13 I tell ya XD

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spoopty23 In reply to vanillachunder [2009-02-18 08:06:21 +0000 UTC]

yup!
nothing but karma.

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vanillachunder In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-18 08:10:17 +0000 UTC]

whattabout karma?

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starwolf-the-mystic [2009-02-17 17:51:05 +0000 UTC]

well at least he didn't honk or flop them that would've been WAAAYYYY worse

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spoopty23 In reply to starwolf-the-mystic [2009-02-17 23:53:13 +0000 UTC]

AGH!!!
I'll say!!! Oh my God!!!

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starwolf-the-mystic In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-19 02:10:26 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Moondus [2009-02-17 17:15:15 +0000 UTC]

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spoopty23 In reply to Moondus [2009-02-17 23:51:49 +0000 UTC]

i know.

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Moondus In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-22 09:43:32 +0000 UTC]

hmpt

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p3rsh1ng [2009-02-17 14:09:19 +0000 UTC]

I bet u wanna shove a shovel up his ass..

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spoopty23 In reply to p3rsh1ng [2009-02-17 23:23:05 +0000 UTC]

Not really, my family pokes fun of my tits and ass all the time.

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p3rsh1ng In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-20 18:55:37 +0000 UTC]

O_O; R U serious?

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spoopty23 In reply to p3rsh1ng [2009-02-21 06:22:03 +0000 UTC]

ayuh.
it's a regular subject.

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p3rsh1ng In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-26 16:58:58 +0000 UTC]

*envies you your family* =.=;

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spoopty23 In reply to p3rsh1ng [2009-03-02 20:42:16 +0000 UTC]

lolz!!

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J-MaxVG [2009-02-17 03:50:44 +0000 UTC]

OOOH He gonna get it!! He made a big mistake!! X3

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spoopty23 In reply to J-MaxVG [2009-02-17 23:19:24 +0000 UTC]

lolz
my uncle was only kidding. I could never really KILL family, no matter how annoying they are.

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J-MaxVG In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-18 03:24:51 +0000 UTC]

I kinda figured that lmao, did he really say that to you? X3

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spoopty23 In reply to J-MaxVG [2009-02-18 04:55:06 +0000 UTC]

YUP!
In front of a WHOLE mariachi band! Luckily, only one of the boys knew any English.

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J-MaxVG In reply to spoopty23 [2009-02-18 05:17:54 +0000 UTC]

wow lol, embarrassing but wow X3

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