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Published: 2011-11-08 03:40:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 559; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 2
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Name: MischiefOwner: =Ravens-Folklore
Gender: XY
Markings: Hood, Inner Ears, Double Spots, Socks
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Previous Conditions: I'm in a rather foul and upset mood because of a paper that is due tomorrow.
Make me laugh.
The entry that makes me laugh the most by the time I'm finished my paper will win.
Don't forget the claim.
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Comments: 19
I will light this candle.
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Claim: Pepper
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Really, you have to Smile looking at this
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Claim: Charm
I don't know about you, but I can keep myself amused with the Pants game in Star Wars. Take a random line, anything, and substitute the word "pants" at any part.
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my pants?!"
If that's not enough, here are a few others:
"If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"
"Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in 'lisp'?"
"'Oh yeah, Bob's a great guy. I mean, he raped a bunch of sorority girls, but whatever. He helped me fix my lawnmower!'"
And we'll throw in a fail by my friend that makes me giggle:
"Don't quote me on this, but I think state universities are associated with the state." (Added irony is that I am, indeed, quoting her on that. 
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"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my pants?!"
*dies laughing!!*
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Claim: Mischief.
[link] and [link] <-- this one is long but I DIED laughing.
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Okay, so I also almost died laughing at both of them. XD You win!
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Pffft XDD I love Gabriel Iglesias. I was going to share more links with you because I couldn't figure out which ones I wanted to share most, but I figured it would be over the top XDDD Thank you haha.
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Claim: Azure
1. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, and an insomniac?
2. The Man Song: [link]
3. The Revenge Song: [link]
4. Voltaire Brains: [link]
5. North, South Carolina: [link]
6. Who's on First: [link]
Answer to 1: Someone who lies awake all night, wondering if there really is a doG.
PS: Good luck with your paper. I feel your pain; I'm editing horrid stories for one of my classes. Also due tomorrow.
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Claim:Slovie
JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR SON BACK.
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Claim: Glomp
*runs into the wall* did it work,no *Runs into the cat, falls*
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claim: sly
Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
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Claim: Pierre
I love using big words to sound smart...I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
I hope your paper goes well!
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Claim: Jasper
I've got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it bow chika wow wow 0w0.
(good luck on your paper!)
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