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"He tackled me in a crowded city street, demanding I smell him. Stabbing him in the thigh mid-coitus seemed appropriate."

"You only stabbed him in the thigh?"

"...yes."

"Artemis..."

"Don't judge. He should have seen this coming a mile away."

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Artemis can take a joke as well as the next guy, but he has limits. And his methods of revenge are always... spectacular.

I was trying to come up with an idea for his revenge that suited his character, but something Jarlaxle wouldn't necessarily suspect. Seeing as Jarlaxle is on to almost everything Entreri does, that presented a bit of a problem.

Got the idea after re-reading "Wickless in the Nether," what better revenge than something Jarlaxle saw frequently, but always thought was an empty threat? XD And of course Arrayan would help Artemis exact it

There we go, those backgrounds are more tolerable. Idk how those lines showed up in the beginning, srry guys. I'll fix it eventually.

Okay. Long discription is long. I'm done now.

OH WAIT-
Now that the scores are settled, I am open for suggestions for more silly shenanigans between these two. Get creative you guys, I'm up for a little of everything. XD

Characters-not mine.

Description
"He tackled me in a crowded city street, demanding I smell him. Stabbing him in the thigh mid-coitus seemed appropriate."

"You only stabbed him in the thigh?"

"...yes."

"Artemis..."

"Don't judge. He should have seen this coming a mile away."

-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Artemis can take a joke as well as the next guy, but he has limits. And his methods of revenge are always... spectacular.

I was trying to come up with an idea for his revenge that suited his character, but something Jarlaxle wouldn't necessarily suspect. Seeing as Jarlaxle is on to almost everything Entreri does, that presented a bit of a problem.

Got the idea after re-reading "Wickless in the Nether," what better revenge than something Jarlaxle saw frequently, but always thought was an empty threat? XD And of course Arrayan would help Artemis exact it

There we go, those backgrounds are more tolerable. Idk how those lines showed up in the beginning, srry guys. I'll fix it eventually.

Okay. Long discription is long. I'm done now.

OH WAIT-
Now that the scores are settled, I am open for suggestions for more silly shenanigans between these two. Get creative you guys, I'm up for a little of everything. XD

Characters-not mine.