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Kalamation [2019-10-14 13:42:11 +0000 UTC]
"Alright. Let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bit by a radioactive spider and for the last 22 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. Se,, I saved the city, I fell in love, I got married, I saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got real testy, I made some dicey money choices, DO NOT invest in a spider-themed restaurant! Then, cut to 15 years later, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I bury Aunt May, my wife and i...split up. But I handled it like a champion!"
(sits in a shower crying)
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SSingh511 In reply to Kalamation [2019-10-14 15:30:08 +0000 UTC]
Because, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse, and then making it work? She wanted kids and, and it scared me. Iām pretty sure I broke her heart.
[we see Peter in his apartment with a bloated belly, eating pizza]
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