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Published: 2007-10-09 11:36:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 521; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 7
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It's SUPPOSED to be," I'm horny, you're hungry..." but distracted me >.>Terms of Use: For personal use only, do not distribute, do not make anything based on this avatar, post it on ANY (other) website, claim it's yours, etc etc and you don't have to comment or fave it to use it although comments will be cherished by one of my numerous alter-egos.
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I was thinking something more along the lines of chocolate mousse xD
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Holy crap, I say almost this exact thing to girls when I show them affection. High five on great minds thinking alike!
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*misses high five*
T________T
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Damn. My high five got shot down. Guess the great minds were thinking alike in very unlike dimensions
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Pfft, well if you stepped closer to the portal...!! *mutters* Damn tall people.
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Actually, I'm kinda short. Like, 5'4"
*steps closer anyway and shouts at the portal to scare it into submission* There we go.
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*falls through portal ass first*
>.<
You'll pay for this.
I'm ... 0.5 cm short of 5'4 ^_^
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Awww *picks you up and dusts you off*
*Then yells at the portal for hurting you*
It's not my fault! ^^
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*rapes portal with switchblade*
>.>
How old are you? Are you ever going to grow or stay stuck at 5'4 like I am?
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I turned 24 on Sunday. And I won't be growing... Which is sad but very awesome at the same time. Stupid tall people. Let's see how well they can hide when they need to. Or curl into balls, crawl under things and look cute in general.
I shall be sticking to this height, like toffee on an upright ruler.
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I turn 17 this Saturday!
But don't you ever get sick of not being able to reach the top shelf... anywhere you go? T_T
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Ugh! Yes!.... Borders - DVD section. I finally find the movie I've spent 15 minutes searching for ---- and it's on the top shelf. No stools around. Only hopeless yuppies reading bikini rag/car magazines..
It feels so dopey to go to a salesperson and say "excuse me, can I get some help grabbing a DVD?..... I, ummmm *hopes no one is listening* ..... I can't reach" ><
This Saturday, I'll randomly scream your name into the night, hold up a drink and wish you a very happy birthday
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YEAH.
Once I wanted this ice cream tub and the person stocking the shelves kept trying to look down my top >.>
I climbed into the frozen fridge thing and nearly broke my neck trying to retrieve the glorious ice cold sugary fatty goodness.
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Awww *defends you by shouting at store person* "Hey! You're paid to stock shelves, not admire racks, however gorgeous they are. Back to work!"
We take our life into our own hands every day, being short. But we also look better than everyone else, so "Thppt" to them! xD
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YES. EXACTLY!
Balance is everything. Unless I'm winning. The I hope my scale is weighted down with the gold.
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*stealthily sneaks gold onto your scales.. then whistles innocently*
You won! Next time I want to be the race car and I hope to get Mayfair and all the railroads
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I want to be a steamroller for a few minutes, at a concert... xD
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I was at a White Stripes concert last year, right at the front of the mosh pit. Some woman was being a real psycho, trying to bite people next to her while the backing intro band played... So security grabbed her, pulled her over the fence thing and threw her out.
She didn't even get to see one song from the band she came to see! Damn, that was a great moment to watch. She fought like a rabid dog, but it was not to be.
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LMAO.
Two friends of mine took me to this SHIT heavy metal concert, we went downtown in Auckland central and we were shopping for crying out loud and I was feeling really girly that day. I wore flip flops, a white mini and a pink top. Anyway, suddenly, one minute we were in a shop, the next, we were in a park... with EVERYONE was decked in chains, black leather and boots. Of course I bathed in the spotlight until after dark and killed them >.>
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LoL. A friend of mine often wears black - just black. One night we were going to a party and she decided to wear light blue and white. A nice dress and shoes, all that lovely stuff. We get there and everyone else is geared up like cheap metal wannabes. And they just stopped talking and stared at us.
*shrug* We looked hot. They looked cheap and tacky.
You had the spotless cause you're gorgeous xD I hope you enjoyed showering in their blood after killing them, dear. Killing is very liberating for the soul.... *ahem* For both parties, really
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LMAO.
Go you! I borrowed my friend's stretch black top (mesh, kinda) and black skirt and fishnets for Halloween (for some reason, I found myself dared to dress like a prostitute for the festive occasion -.-) and well, everyone else went as fairies, princesses, angels...
I got more than my share of attention that night *snort*
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Hehe. I went to a Halloween party with black clothes and black wings once. When everyone looked at me strangely and asked what I was, I said, "I'm a dark fairy. I kill children and send them pain".
Most people stood well away from me that night. Except the people who thought I looked hot.
*hugs* and a prostitute was never as good as when you dressed as one, dear
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Awesome.
I went as a witch once. Everyone cooed at me until I told them I was Wiccan and tried to poke their eyes out with the broomstick my grandma made me.
How many people stood near you? Were they all guys? xP
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Many were girls. Some that like any male in black. Some that just liked the idea of a man who was OK with going as a fairy (dark or not) to a party. Some were guys who just thought it was funny..... One was gay and thought I was cute. He got nowhere though.
*hugs you in witch form* what a Halloween duo we make!
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LMAO. I bet the gay guy was another one of my ex's.
*shakes head*
So... wings. What about tights? And tiaras?
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I thought about a tiara... Painted black, of course. But it just didn't suit me. And I wanted to be an evil fairy. Evil fairies don't have vanity issues and tiara needs like other fairies.
And no tights. Although my pants were kinda tight themselves. Not so much as to be tacky. But enough so that they weren't baggy or just.. Pfft.
Oh, and if I ever see the gay guy again, I'll smack his face - just in case he is your ex - to punish him for letting you go, or being a douche. He probably deserves it
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I dumped all my ex's xD
But I'd punch him in the face too. He still hasn't given me back my notes, even if I no longer need them.
This Halloween, I'm going to go as the Grim Reaper.
And stab kids with a red dye dripping sytche. Then steal their candy!
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I might go as a murderous pervert for Halloween this year. Then I can dress like anyone else.... And kids everywhere will disappear, with the police having no clues as to what costume the person was wearing.
I'll get them back for all the groping they ever did to you... And anyone else xD
Stupid, rotten kids. I'll steal them and you can kill them, Grim Reaper style!
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LMAO. The 4 year old girls in ballerina costumes might gang rape you though.. o.0
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O.O gang raped by little baby dancers? Oh, the insanity of it! *holds a can of mace up to the faces of little girls around me*
I have weapons for children such as this. I'm well covered
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A match and a can of aerosol works better!
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Hmmm... I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter xD
Homicidal Newsletter!
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Actually, the newsletters are tempoarily unavaliable, you COULD sign up for the steo-by-step guidebooks to torture & maim without leaving a mark.
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Can't I just.... Take you to my place and you can show me how to kill people yourself?
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Your place isn't big enough! I can't fit six dozen people under into your room as well as 90 screaming children and 5 pregnant woman!
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Eh, I'll make a dungeon under my house to fit all the people. We don't want to share our bedroom with blood-stained prisoners
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Forget dungeon, a medieval torture chamber!
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With a viewing gallery... And plenty of popcorn and bags of peanuts for us to eat while watching.
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._. I'm sowwie? Um.. -gives you a sexy muffin- There it's fixed! ^____^
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^_______________^
Does that mean I get to screw you senseless now? xP
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I was kidding >.>
When will you ever learn? You've put up with me for HOW LONG now?
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@___@ Sometimes I don't know if you're joking or not!
._. I learn very slowly. Like.. after repeating a mistake about 5 - 20 times. >>;;
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*obviously sarcastic* Gee, really? I had NO idea!
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>> I'm not sharing my muffin with you.
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I already ate your muffin so ngah! xP
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