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Stalkerkittyz — I will rule the world
Published: 2014-06-10 12:36:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 306; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 0
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Of course I am ! Man, you can destroy it just by singing, you sure rule the world.
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growl at me all you want, Nezperdian. We already know Satan rules the world, yaddy yaddy yadda.
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Zalgo: Lies! I am the true ruler of this world!
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Zalgo: *shoots fire at you*
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*draws a shield and grabs it*
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Zalgo: *shoots even more fire*
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*defending myself with the shield* jesus! That guy can't take a joke.
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Zalgo: I will burn you and your shield. No one is better than me!
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*holding the shield with one hand while drawing something with the other*
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Zalgo: What is that supposed to do. Why don't you just give up already
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I ain't giving up. *grabs the drawn grenade and throws it at him*
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Zalgo: *tries to dodge but gets hit* You're stronger than you look but i'll be done with you soon enough. *calls on minions*
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*the grenade explodes* f you~! *running*
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Zalgo: *gets knocked out from the explosion*
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*keeps on running* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! got to find a place to hide
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Zalgo: *tries to get up* You...Can't get... Away
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*keeps on running away from the minions, getting near the rock slide* hm.. *uses the shield as a surf board*
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Zalgo: *runs after you and summons epic surfboard* Give up! There is nothing i can't do
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I ain't giving up, nezperdian! forget it!
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Zalgo: Well then... *throws firebolts*
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come forth giygas!
*a red pile of smoke appears from underneath my feet and I safely land on it*
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Zalgo: *calls dragon that starts to breathe fire*
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come on giygas fly!
Giygas: *flies*
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Zalgo: Burn them dagon burn!
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*dodging* shit! if I don't make it out of here soon he will burn us!
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Zalgo: *summons rain of fire* I don't like wasting so much time on catching you, gotta finish you quickly
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Giygas dodge! dodge!!!
Giygas: *keeps on dodging*
dammit we're at the ocean...
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Zalgo: The ocean... My fire attacks won't work well here. Fly fast dragon we almost have them!
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Don't give up Giygas! fly up!
*knowing it was a bad idea, but Giygas starts to fly upwards a bit, making me slip* !! OH SHIT BAD IDEA BAD IDEA!
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Zalgo: Now i got you *quickly tries to reach out after you*
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*giygas accidentally dives down, making me fall off him and directly into the ocean*
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Zalgo: *hisses* Water... Well i guess for this one time i can go down there *dives down*
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*drowning without even realizing*
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Zalgo: I guess i'll leave you here to drown *laughs*
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*closes eyes, awaiting death*
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"...I am gonna die... come on death.... come to me already.. what is taking it so long?"
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Zalgo: *from a distance* The World will soon be mine
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Zalgo: *flying away in the distance*
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*uses all of my strength to swim up* *gaaasp* .. fuck.. *coughing*
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Zalgo: *really far away now* I how i should take over the world
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