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Gaz is a..Irken?!?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Invader Zim.

"These earth fools are too weak." Zim said, beating people in an online game. It's not that he wanted to, but he heard about, then he heard someone said no one on earth would miss out on this event. Later he got to the finals. When he saw the opponent, he almost dropped dead. GAZ! (Duh!) "Oh well, this pitiful human, no matter how "worthy" she's been in the past, can defeat me."

Gaz saw she was against Zim. "So, Dibs little friend is playing. I hope he doesn't make any comments about me being and earthling. Hmm." She looked both way for Dib, no where in sight. "Good, no Dib to bug me about Zim."

The game picked was a space simulator. Zim and Gaz were able to fight (duh) and hide. Zim was very good, but, then again, so was Gaz. They seemed to predict each others moves. "This puny human, how can she be so good. It's as if she was a.NO SHE CAN'T!" Zim yelled. 'Then again, she acts like one.'

The were both down to their last bit of life. Gaz fired a torpedo at Zim, Zim shot a last at her. Both where hit at the exact same time. It was a tie. "Wow, he's good." Gaz said.

"A TIE! NO HUMAN CAN EQUAL AN IRKEN! NO ONNNNNNE!" Zim yelled. "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE, SHE'D HAVE TO BE AN.IRKEN!" As soon as he said that, he thought about it. "Hmm, then again, she has done other things only an Irken could do. She even has an attitude that would rival the Tallest, or at least me."

Gir was bouncing off the wall screaming. "GIRL IS LIKE ZIM! GIRL IS LIKE ZIM!"

"GIR!"

Later

"Man, it sure is great without Zim destroying things. Still, I almost feel sorry for Earth." Red said.

"Yeah, ALMOST!" Purple said.

"Sirs, we're getting a message from Zim on Earth." an irken said.

"I wonder what stupid thing Zim found this time, on screen." Red said.

"Oh great and mighty tallest, I believe that I have found another Irken on Earth." Zim said.

Purple spit out his drink and Red coughed his food.

"This, "girl" goes by the name of Gaz Membrane. She has the control ability of an Irken, yet she uses it is a thing called a video game. She is shorter than I, but has an Irken attitude to make up for it. I would be very happy if you were to send me information on this if it is true. Zim, over and out." Zim said.

"Uh, Red." Blue said.

"Yeah Purple." Red said.

"I, huh, think this is too important to ignore. I'd say, we visit the former Tallest." Purple said.

"Yeah, I was about to say that." Red said. "Patch us through to the former Tallest."

"Oh former Great Tallest, we ask of you a question." Red said.

"Yes, Currant Great Tallest. What is it?" Green (joke) said.

"During your rain (can't spell this), was there ever an Irken sent to, what was it, Earth?" Purple asked.

"Hmm, no. Wait, yes. Yes there was a female sent to Earth. Why?" Green asked.

"Well, it's possible that she had an offspring on Earth, was she a great pilot?" Red asked.

"Oh yes, our best. In fact, no one has yet to surpass her. But, as you know, female Irkens who are better at something than male Irkens." Green said.

"Must be dealt with." Purple finished.

"Yes, as my choice. Rather than losing a great pilot, sent her to Earth, and, so I wouldn't forget, left a sticky-tab not on the side of the map. However, at the time I did it, I forgot the name so I put a question mark on it." Green said.

"So that's what that thing was." Red said. "Thank you Green, you've been most helpful."

Transmission ends

"Great, what if Zim succeeds in using this offspring of the Irkens best pilot. He might {shudders} succeed in conquering Earth and, {screams} return here." Purple cries.

"Heh, according to Zims previous reports, mentioning this Gaz, it seems she more Human than Irken." Red said.

"Let's hope you're right Red." Purple said.

Earth

Gaz was playing with the skull necklaces that her mother, Dibs step-mom, gave her. She said that, when she was old enough, it would open. Gaz couldn't help but wonder what was in it. She did this every Sunday morning and then went back to playing her Gameslave 2. Right now, she was playing Pig Hunter Advance. "Stupid Blood Pigs." She put the game down. She started thinking about Zim, how that, in the past, he sucked when he was against Dib and Gaz helped. Yet, when against Gaz, and only her, he was equal to her. Of course, when she did, she did it as a game yet Dib and Zim didn't. Like when Zim was supposedly in Dib, he wasn't even trying. However, she saw him on the online game in a similar situation and did great. "Zim sure is good." She said, however Dib heard her.

"What do you mean good, what was he good at. Did you see that he was an alien?" Dib asked a million questions.

"No, idiot, I played him in an online game and we were evenly matched." Gaz said.

"Zim, at a human level. Oh, great, now I have something to smear in his face." Dib said, he slammed the door.

There was a knock at the door. Prof. Membrane got it. "Gaz, it's for you."

"Tell them I'm busy." Gaz said.

"He said he wants to talk to the female of the house." He dad said, that got her attention. "And you're the only one so."

'Zim.' "Oh, all right." Gaz said. She came down and saw Zim. "What do you want?"

"I was, uh, wondering if you'd like to take a walk in the, uh, park." Zim said. 'I got to know.'

"Whatever." Gaz said. "See you dad, oh, and don't tell Dib."

"Sure dear, just be back around 10." He dad said.

Later

"Gaz, I was wondering, uh, something." Zim asked.

Gaz looked up from her GS 2. "What?" she growled.

"Have you, uh, ever been, or felt, not human before." Zim asked.

"Knowing that Dib is my brother count?" Gaz asked.

"Ha ha. No." Zim said, a little serious.

"To tell you the truth, yes I have. You see, my mother was not normal. He always avoided taking me to a place with water, even the tub." Gaz said, Zim wondered. "She had a weird cat named Sirrar. It crooked when she did. My dad said that they met in the desert, Arizona. Somewhere in Roswell. My dad had gotten through the divorce with Dibs mom, and wanted someone new. My mother was perfect and interesting. However she died when I was young and dad never was the same. Before she died, she gave me this necklace and said, "The right person will open it and your questions will be answered." I've tried over and over to open it and I couldn't." Gaz said.

Zim looked at the necklace and touched it. Just then, it started to glow. "What's this?"

"Let's hide so no one else and see." Gaz said. They hid in an open tree.

"My dearest Gaz, by now a person from a planet called Irken has come to Earth, I've wanted to tell you this, but I was afraid that you'd freak out." He mother said in an image.

"What am I doing now, partying?" Gaz said sarcastically.

"No, you're not partying." The image said. Gazs jaw dropped. "I am from a planet called Irken, we base our ranks by the height of the males. I have become the best pilot of the Irken empire, however they don't allow females to be better than the males, so the Almighty Tallest, sent me to Earth to hide from everyone. He was an old friend. Anyway, yes, I was the incident at Roswell which is now Area 51. They took my ship and nothing else. Remember Sirrar, he was my S.I.R. unit, a robot. I love you and your father, and yes, even Dib. But I don't have much time left. I just wanted to let you know, I love you very much. I hope that this doesn't mean the Earth is conquered. It has been the best place I have ever lived in. Farewell, Gaz." He mother faded.

"So, I'm an alien." Gaz said, "And you are one too. I thought that Bloaty's Pizza Hog incident was a dream. But it was real. You're an Irken."

"I figured you were an Irken, but I thought you were a full fledged one, not half of one." Zim said, he removed his disguise.

"I hope Dib doesn't find out, he'll freak and put me on Mysterious Mysteries." Gaz said.

"Lets keep this a secret forever." Zim said.

"Yes, lets." Gaz said.

"Looks like I better give up on this planet. The Irkens best pilot made a request and I'll keep it. I hope the Almighty Tallest won't be furious." Zim said. {Staredcrafts {Authors} eyes roll up}

The end? Please R&R!

Description
Gaz is a..Irken?!?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Invader Zim.

"These earth fools are too weak." Zim said, beating people in an online game. It's not that he wanted to, but he heard about, then he heard someone said no one on earth would miss out on this event. Later he got to the finals. When he saw the opponent, he almost dropped dead. GAZ! (Duh!) "Oh well, this pitiful human, no matter how "worthy" she's been in the past, can defeat me."

Gaz saw she was against Zim. "So, Dibs little friend is playing. I hope he doesn't make any comments about me being and earthling. Hmm." She looked both way for Dib, no where in sight. "Good, no Dib to bug me about Zim."

The game picked was a space simulator. Zim and Gaz were able to fight (duh) and hide. Zim was very good, but, then again, so was Gaz. They seemed to predict each others moves. "This puny human, how can she be so good. It's as if she was a.NO SHE CAN'T!" Zim yelled. 'Then again, she acts like one.'

The were both down to their last bit of life. Gaz fired a torpedo at Zim, Zim shot a last at her. Both where hit at the exact same time. It was a tie. "Wow, he's good." Gaz said.

"A TIE! NO HUMAN CAN EQUAL AN IRKEN! NO ONNNNNNE!" Zim yelled. "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE, SHE'D HAVE TO BE AN.IRKEN!" As soon as he said that, he thought about it. "Hmm, then again, she has done other things only an Irken could do. She even has an attitude that would rival the Tallest, or at least me."

Gir was bouncing off the wall screaming. "GIRL IS LIKE ZIM! GIRL IS LIKE ZIM!"

"GIR!"

Later

"Man, it sure is great without Zim destroying things. Still, I almost feel sorry for Earth." Red said.

"Yeah, ALMOST!" Purple said.

"Sirs, we're getting a message from Zim on Earth." an irken said.

"I wonder what stupid thing Zim found this time, on screen." Red said.

"Oh great and mighty tallest, I believe that I have found another Irken on Earth." Zim said.

Purple spit out his drink and Red coughed his food.

"This, "girl" goes by the name of Gaz Membrane. She has the control ability of an Irken, yet she uses it is a thing called a video game. She is shorter than I, but has an Irken attitude to make up for it. I would be very happy if you were to send me information on this if it is true. Zim, over and out." Zim said.

"Uh, Red." Blue said.

"Yeah Purple." Red said.

"I, huh, think this is too important to ignore. I'd say, we visit the former Tallest." Purple said.

"Yeah, I was about to say that." Red said. "Patch us through to the former Tallest."

"Oh former Great Tallest, we ask of you a question." Red said.

"Yes, Currant Great Tallest. What is it?" Green (joke) said.

"During your rain (can't spell this), was there ever an Irken sent to, what was it, Earth?" Purple asked.

"Hmm, no. Wait, yes. Yes there was a female sent to Earth. Why?" Green asked.

"Well, it's possible that she had an offspring on Earth, was she a great pilot?" Red asked.

"Oh yes, our best. In fact, no one has yet to surpass her. But, as you know, female Irkens who are better at something than male Irkens." Green said.

"Must be dealt with." Purple finished.

"Yes, as my choice. Rather than losing a great pilot, sent her to Earth, and, so I wouldn't forget, left a sticky-tab not on the side of the map. However, at the time I did it, I forgot the name so I put a question mark on it." Green said.

"So that's what that thing was." Red said. "Thank you Green, you've been most helpful."

Transmission ends

"Great, what if Zim succeeds in using this offspring of the Irkens best pilot. He might {shudders} succeed in conquering Earth and, {screams} return here." Purple cries.

"Heh, according to Zims previous reports, mentioning this Gaz, it seems she more Human than Irken." Red said.

"Let's hope you're right Red." Purple said.

Earth

Gaz was playing with the skull necklaces that her mother, Dibs step-mom, gave her. She said that, when she was old enough, it would open. Gaz couldn't help but wonder what was in it. She did this every Sunday morning and then went back to playing her Gameslave 2. Right now, she was playing Pig Hunter Advance. "Stupid Blood Pigs." She put the game down. She started thinking about Zim, how that, in the past, he sucked when he was against Dib and Gaz helped. Yet, when against Gaz, and only her, he was equal to her. Of course, when she did, she did it as a game yet Dib and Zim didn't. Like when Zim was supposedly in Dib, he wasn't even trying. However, she saw him on the online game in a similar situation and did great. "Zim sure is good." She said, however Dib heard her.

"What do you mean good, what was he good at. Did you see that he was an alien?" Dib asked a million questions.

"No, idiot, I played him in an online game and we were evenly matched." Gaz said.

"Zim, at a human level. Oh, great, now I have something to smear in his face." Dib said, he slammed the door.

There was a knock at the door. Prof. Membrane got it. "Gaz, it's for you."

"Tell them I'm busy." Gaz said.

"He said he wants to talk to the female of the house." He dad said, that got her attention. "And you're the only one so."

'Zim.' "Oh, all right." Gaz said. She came down and saw Zim. "What do you want?"

"I was, uh, wondering if you'd like to take a walk in the, uh, park." Zim said. 'I got to know.'

"Whatever." Gaz said. "See you dad, oh, and don't tell Dib."

"Sure dear, just be back around 10." He dad said.

Later

"Gaz, I was wondering, uh, something." Zim asked.

Gaz looked up from her GS 2. "What?" she growled.

"Have you, uh, ever been, or felt, not human before." Zim asked.

"Knowing that Dib is my brother count?" Gaz asked.

"Ha ha. No." Zim said, a little serious.

"To tell you the truth, yes I have. You see, my mother was not normal. He always avoided taking me to a place with water, even the tub." Gaz said, Zim wondered. "She had a weird cat named Sirrar. It crooked when she did. My dad said that they met in the desert, Arizona. Somewhere in Roswell. My dad had gotten through the divorce with Dibs mom, and wanted someone new. My mother was perfect and interesting. However she died when I was young and dad never was the same. Before she died, she gave me this necklace and said, "The right person will open it and your questions will be answered." I've tried over and over to open it and I couldn't." Gaz said.

Zim looked at the necklace and touched it. Just then, it started to glow. "What's this?"

"Let's hide so no one else and see." Gaz said. They hid in an open tree.

"My dearest Gaz, by now a person from a planet called Irken has come to Earth, I've wanted to tell you this, but I was afraid that you'd freak out." He mother said in an image.

"What am I doing now, partying?" Gaz said sarcastically.

"No, you're not partying." The image said. Gazs jaw dropped. "I am from a planet called Irken, we base our ranks by the height of the males. I have become the best pilot of the Irken empire, however they don't allow females to be better than the males, so the Almighty Tallest, sent me to Earth to hide from everyone. He was an old friend. Anyway, yes, I was the incident at Roswell which is now Area 51. They took my ship and nothing else. Remember Sirrar, he was my S.I.R. unit, a robot. I love you and your father, and yes, even Dib. But I don't have much time left. I just wanted to let you know, I love you very much. I hope that this doesn't mean the Earth is conquered. It has been the best place I have ever lived in. Farewell, Gaz." He mother faded.

"So, I'm an alien." Gaz said, "And you are one too. I thought that Bloaty's Pizza Hog incident was a dream. But it was real. You're an Irken."

"I figured you were an Irken, but I thought you were a full fledged one, not half of one." Zim said, he removed his disguise.

"I hope Dib doesn't find out, he'll freak and put me on Mysterious Mysteries." Gaz said.

"Lets keep this a secret forever." Zim said.

"Yes, lets." Gaz said.

"Looks like I better give up on this planet. The Irkens best pilot made a request and I'll keep it. I hope the Almighty Tallest won't be furious." Zim said. {Staredcrafts {Authors} eyes roll up}

The end? Please R&R!