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Published: 2010-09-16 02:45:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 62334; Favourites: 1143; Downloads: 1596
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Self-portrait of me with my combat-duty toilet scrubber.For Dungeons and Dragons. Copyright Wizards of the Coast. Art direction by Stacy Longstreet.
Armor by Bathroom Exorcist Supply.
Special thanks to Honest Jimbob's Necromancy for loaning me an army of the undead who were not opposed to scrubbing.
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Comments: 92
bathroom exorcist supply? maybe they can help me with that haunted toilet...
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Your comment is freakin hilarious
This is a really awesome piece of art, great job!
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Uncanny resemblance to a dentist I once visited
Awesome work!
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Man, those bathrooms must've been truly horrific. Did the trolls eat Mexican last night?
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The trolls ate other trolls. Exponential icky.
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Yeah, that goes way beyond the capabilities of Pepto Bismol. Ewwwwwww...
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Don't you know? Scrubbin' Bubbles does the scrubbing FOR you!
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Chemical warfare? Why didn't I think of it sooner?
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I'm the one just behind you with the dirty great axe. Don't worry I only plan to kill you a little.
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Dear Steve Argyle
This fantastique illustration is featured in Action-Portraits...[link]
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awesome image and great light! you'd get a fav even if it wasn't...for the description! lol made me choke on my sandwhich...I'm now considering hanging this in my bathroom. 
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Every bathroom needs a good, terrifying image in it! Mine has a campaign poster for "Gargamel * Skeletor 2012!"
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Excuse me...a poster for what? Other than that Skeletor must me a Smurf on steroids I can see no connection between him and Gargamel :S
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I'm pretty sure that would damage the porcelain on your toilet.
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Many, many commodes have lost their lives in service to me. I have since moved to tool-tempered high carbon steel and titanium alloy thrones.
True story: I had a toilet literally explode. Like, porcelain shards in the ceiling kind of explode. Harrowing.
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... Not to say that this isn't completely spectacular, but it's the description that earned this a favourite.
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Nice piece.. and awesome sense-o-humour 
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I though it was pre-emptive meat tenderizer. Just amazing work.
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ya know what... Steve.. I typically really like your stuff.. but i'm not really digging this one so much.. the proportions feel wonkey.. tho on purpose.. although, I do get a good sense of composition... all the ghoul's eyes are looking at you, and my eye is lead towards your character.. but you're character is also centered.. and it feels kinda flat, but the fact that the most contrast is in your face makes it ok.. but only ok...meh.. I don't like giving bad reviews to artists who have been doing this thing much longer than me, and have MUCH better work than me.. but just saying.. I've seen your work at better stages...
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You're right, this isn't my strongest work. This one is a bit older; I feel like I've learned a lot since then.
Still, gotta get this gallery filled up somehow.
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Haven't you posted this before? I know I've seen it around.
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It is an oldie, yeah. I did this in 2007, and it's been up on my website, and around the web, for a while. I just didn't have it here on DA.
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Wow, I have to make sure I'm looking at some other thing when the time for things to come alive and get out of the screen comes/
In fact I can think about some reallll nice things I can be looking at 
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Lol. That will be a great day. Tiny, ten inch tall porn vixens will swarm out of monitors everywhere.
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only 10 inches? ...still a porn vixen is a porn vixen all the same i guess..
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You write the best artist descriptions ever. For. Cereal.
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would freak me out
looks fantastic and nice depth, i love the blood-red color
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