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Published: 2011-10-15 21:34:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 34000; Favourites: 809; Downloads: 8160
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Zombie movies seem to embody a curious theme of “You know what sucks? The living dead. You know what sucks way worse? The living living. Those guys are super jerks.” Zombies are mostly just groaning, floppy wet heaps of lameness. Because of their shambling mindlessness, their actual threat level is less than a mysterious slice of pizza at the back of the fridge. People in desperate, panicked situations however, are worse than frenzied, meth-withdrawing, turbo twin-engined robosharks with five mouths each.This is a concept painting for one such frenzied extinctionestival.
A question for those with keen enough eyes to notice. The naked shrieking fellow: Blood thirsty zombie? Human who’s brain-cracked from exposure to such violence? Secret flasher cheering in celebration that his days of the shackles of modesty are finally at an end?
Curse of undeath courtesy of Pop’s Old Time Classic Ice Cream and Biological Weapons Research.
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So this is how it ends? Bioweapons in Ice Cream? Well played, Illuminati, well played.
Not me though, I'll die in the nuclear explosion as the government tries to contain the threat with the most 'effective weapons' in their arsenal.
Don't they know? Radiation just makes humans taste better. Silly goobs.
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lol ,th guy up on the right part of the drawing is naked ,lololol ,and good job ,fine art to :3 keep it up
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u know what dosent suck? a bad ass old car with armor on it to mow down zombies with
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Ahaha, had a giggle at your comment about the naked man.
I love this picture....
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Without reading the signature, I noticed the naked guy and just thought to myself, "What a badass." Great work, and an awesome description for such a chaotic piece!
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I would just recommend you to check out the comic "The Crossed."
And the picture is very cool.
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Hello,
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Fantastic and badass, this is all just violently cool, i can't stop looking, lol!! XD
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Wow...I think the artist's comments kind of made this piece for me. I don't think I have ever found the text under a deviation so entertaining. Oh yeah, and the image is good too!
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You at one of your gory best. True the living living are much worse but at least with the living dead ppl can go down in a ball of crazy bloody flaming screaming glory.
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Great piece of work.
Thanks for sharing...
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Reminds me of the riots we had in the UK last August, only there appears to be less looting going on here...
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Are you implying that people were being eaten?
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I think the naked guy is a quisling(a term in the book World war Z) who when we wasnt completely insane he was a secret flasher cheering in celebration that his days of the shackles of modesty are finally at an end. haha
for people who do not know what a quisling is it is a human who’s brain-cracked from exposure to such violence and thinks himself/herself is a zombie
great picture by the way, I enjoy zombie apocalyptic scenarios, in my opinion if the world were to end then it definitely would have to be by zombie outbreak
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Perfect work... However, it is only random combination, that there are two MB vehicles in front...
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That's really awesome man! Very bust picture, I can imagine this one took a while to make!
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This is fuckin' HEROIC! Way cool man! Haha, freakin' badass!
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Hmm.... I can see them using this for a card in Dark Ascension....
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Yes i see the naked man. unfortunately, I think he's just havin' fun...
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Ghadaffi is back! And he's got new militia with him
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Thanks for pointing out the naked man, my life is so much richer now that I know he's there
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Explosive... Expressive...Extraordinary...!!!
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Incredible work and atmosphere ! And you are true : in this kind of stories, the living are worse than the dead ^^'
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I'm rooting for the zombies. They always win in the end, only after the credits roll in the movies. The thing is, it doesn't matter how much lead you empty into the incoming mass of zombies, there's always more of them. Eventually, every human gets infected. It's just a matter of time before there's nobody left.
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It looks like the zombies in this one are actually kind of competent, though. I mean—look at that guy. He has long talons and more teeth than a great white.
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Is there any death more embarrassing than getting eaten by a fat, balding guy in a wife beater? Maybe, but not many.
Awesome work, man!
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Glad someone else is as unimpressed with zombies as I am. You basically have to give them superpowers to make them threatening...or make the means of spreading something other than "get bitten by one to turn."
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Interesting take on the inevitable brainless apocalypse.
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I'd quite prefer the secret flasher. The naked chick below him suggests he's a zombie but zombies don't generally tend to shriek naked on cars like he's doing. I bet he's the only one that lives.
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Stupidity is the greatest weapon the zombie's have. Learn to fight them with the Zombie Survival Guide and learn to not be an idiot when it comes to zombies and you may just yet survive!
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very dramatic scene!
Now I'm trying to imagine how could be a "turbotwin-engined roboshark with five mouth"...
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