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Sometimes I sit on my desk with my feet on my chair. This way little guys can walk freely on the floor without the risk of me stepping on them. But it often gets boring after a while. So I like to pick up some guys at random so that they can keep me company. I like to play games with them, like you can climb to my knee the fastest and stuff like that. Sometimes they help me paint my nails. It's a bit dangerous for them, they sometimes get stuck on my fingernail after it was freshly painted and didn't dry yet. But they always have such nice sense of humor about it. They claim they are an ornament now. A decoration. That they get to stay on my finger for now on. Hilarious. At first I thought they were joking, but they weren't. They kept getting stuck, even after I freed them they kept having these "accidents", like they were doing this on purpose. So I let them stay on my fingernails. I had ten guys on my hands for two weeks. After that they said it was the best vacations they've ever had. They especially liked when I licked my fingers after eating something sweet.

So, some guys like my nails, but others help me with my shoes. They love to help me keep them clean and shiny. They don't even need any tool. Seriously, I had no idea that little man's tongue is so much better than a sponge and shoe polish. After they're done, my shoes are spotless. Speaking of which, guys, I think I see some specks of dust on my shoes...

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Sometimes I sit on my desk with my feet on my chair. This way little guys can walk freely on the floor without the risk of me stepping on them. But it often gets boring after a while. So I like to pick up some guys at random so that they can keep me company. I like to play games with them, like you can climb to my knee the fastest and stuff like that. Sometimes they help me paint my nails. It's a bit dangerous for them, they sometimes get stuck on my fingernail after it was freshly painted and didn't dry yet. But they always have such nice sense of humor about it. They claim they are an ornament now. A decoration. That they get to stay on my finger for now on. Hilarious. At first I thought they were joking, but they weren't. They kept getting stuck, even after I freed them they kept having these "accidents", like they were doing this on purpose. So I let them stay on my fingernails. I had ten guys on my hands for two weeks. After that they said it was the best vacations they've ever had. They especially liked when I licked my fingers after eating something sweet.

So, some guys like my nails, but others help me with my shoes. They love to help me keep them clean and shiny. They don't even need any tool. Seriously, I had no idea that little man's tongue is so much better than a sponge and shoe polish. After they're done, my shoes are spotless. Speaking of which, guys, I think I see some specks of dust on my shoes...