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Description - Jacob!
- Yes, sir? What can I do for you?
- I want you to fire that new intern from our company.
- Which one.
- That huge girl. 
- Jessica?
- I don't know her name! She just sits on top of that mountain and is constantly using her phone. 
- Yes, that's Jessica.
- Does she even do any actual work for us?
- No, sir. We haven't found any task that she could do at her size... 
- So she just sits there, doing nothing for us? 
- Well...
- And all that damage! She crushed my favourite restaurant yesterday! Fire her immediatelly
- Very well, sir... but have you heard that news around the world are constantly talking about her?
- What does that have to... 
- They are talking about us too. Since we hired her, we have gained so many clients... She is earning us millions of dollars, just by sitting there and doing nothing. 
- Wow, I did not know that. So... maybe give her a raise or something... 
- We are not paying her anything. It's an unpaid internship. She does it for the work experience to put in her resume.
- Seriously? Okay, make sure she does not quit. Offer her anything she wants
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bobbyd234 [2024-01-11 00:38:48 +0000 UTC]

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jkubajakiii [2023-11-20 13:17:00 +0000 UTC]

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stillMicro In reply to jkubajakiii [2023-11-20 17:57:37 +0000 UTC]

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kyakusenbi [2023-11-08 17:32:44 +0000 UTC]

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stillMicro In reply to kyakusenbi [2023-11-08 17:35:37 +0000 UTC]

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itsjaxxon [2023-11-08 15:38:11 +0000 UTC]

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stillMicro In reply to itsjaxxon [2023-11-08 15:42:56 +0000 UTC]

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stillMicro In reply to g77654321 [2023-11-08 11:27:51 +0000 UTC]

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stillMicro In reply to LoneW0lf97 [2023-11-09 21:53:47 +0000 UTC]

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