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OR What my brain does when I have absolutely nothing going on.

I'm not 100% ashamed to admit I ship ponies (I'd go with a healthy 25% ashamed, 75% not). But normally, I try to take some care with these sorts of things; you can't just put two ponies together and expect them to make out or fall in love without a damn good reason

Then my brain does this.

Why do this.

So, I thought I'd make a silly picture about it.

No, I don't actually ship Octavia and Spitfire together because such a pairing is highly unlikely to work out at all.

So yes, enjoy a picture about the little pervert pony in my brain. If you want the shipping picture, here [link] it is.

Octavia and Spitfire (c) Hasbro/Lauren Faust
Vignette, Marcus the Badger and image (c) Me
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Comments: 26

Th3M4nW1thN0N4m3 [2019-11-16 21:02:43 +0000 UTC]

I’ll be honest, I thought Spitfire was kissing Marble Pie.

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EpicBritannia877 [2016-09-12 15:21:06 +0000 UTC]

nor do i 

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LanceOlleyFrie [2014-11-13 19:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Great another pony shipping nut.

And i don't mean the food.

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gdpr-14284434 [2013-02-14 22:01:41 +0000 UTC]

This may seem like a stupid question
But..
Why are Lesbian Ships so F*CKING POPULAR!?

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Tyraka628 In reply to gdpr-14284434 [2013-03-09 01:23:17 +0000 UTC]

Big duh! Over 90 percent of all characters in MLP:FIM are female, so unless you want to create your own male character, you really don't have much of a choice; eventually people get bored of Big Mac X Everypony Else shippings.

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trygveblacktiger [2013-02-08 19:09:47 +0000 UTC]

he is hetro

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Stormbadger In reply to trygveblacktiger [2013-02-09 10:10:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I am. (The pony is my ponysona, by the way)

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Nexxion [2013-02-08 06:54:58 +0000 UTC]

hehe :3

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PC1073 [2013-02-07 20:12:30 +0000 UTC]

It looks like they're gnawing on their lower jaws.

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Stormbadger In reply to PC1073 [2013-02-08 09:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Poor face posing.

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Neoxe [2013-02-07 16:11:25 +0000 UTC]

I have no problem with you shipping.

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darkwee009 [2013-02-07 13:15:48 +0000 UTC]

I've never really cared that much. If it makes some sense and the shipper and explain intellegently why the ship works, then fine. Go nuts.

Most of the time I just shug my shoulders at shipping though.

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TBWinger92 [2013-02-07 12:08:44 +0000 UTC]

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Darkwraith-Turk [2013-02-07 08:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Zerus63 [2013-02-07 07:50:03 +0000 UTC]

I hate shipping in general.

They always get my mail arriving on the wrong times.

Oh, and I hate shipping in general.

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Miel1994 In reply to Zerus63 [2013-02-07 09:58:13 +0000 UTC]

Why. Why would you hate those poor ships. They deliver your packages from overseas if they can't be delivered via plane.

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Zerus63 In reply to Miel1994 [2013-02-08 02:40:54 +0000 UTC]

They're 2 slow.

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TehHappyPanda [2013-02-07 07:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Strangely, I can relate to this.

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sliferbenten [2013-02-07 07:21:28 +0000 UTC]

octavia and spitfire. now that should be a cannon relationship.

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Stormbadger In reply to sliferbenten [2013-02-07 07:23:13 +0000 UTC]

No it shouldn't.

I'm serious. Think about it - why would the two of them fall in love?

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sliferbenten In reply to Stormbadger [2013-02-07 07:32:48 +0000 UTC]

because you made a picture of them making out.

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Stormbadger In reply to sliferbenten [2013-02-07 07:46:22 +0000 UTC]

*ever consider falling in love with

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sliferbenten In reply to Stormbadger [2013-02-07 07:51:35 +0000 UTC]

the spark.

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Stormbadger In reply to sliferbenten [2013-02-07 07:43:52 +0000 UTC]

That's not a good reason. I'm talking about why the characters themselves would fall in love. Not why you think they should, why they would.

Why would Octavia, a quiet, reserved and posh musician from high society, even consider Spitfire, a loud, charismatic and friendly athlete from the common ponies?

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sliferbenten In reply to Stormbadger [2013-02-07 07:51:19 +0000 UTC]

no idea. the spark, maybe.

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Stormbadger In reply to sliferbenten [2013-02-07 08:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Prove it to me. Find any images (aside from my own) or fanfictions that show Octavia and Spitfire in love and show them to me.

I'm sure that shouldn't be hard for you.

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sliferbenten In reply to Stormbadger [2013-02-07 08:08:07 +0000 UTC]

this is the only ne i feel like showing you. feeling REALLY lonely. like always.
- [link]

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