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Wheatley, you sweet insensitive jerk. In case you're interested in the word vomit, he's saying:

"Yes, those are what are called “hands”. Haaaands. You can use them, for example, to pick up objects, climb and pull triggers. They are especially useful for opening doors. You do realize you can open doors with them, right? You know, the ones with handles? Not that you aren’t great at opening doors already. Let me tell you, you are just a PRO at opening those automatic doors, but, maybe once in a while when you come across one of those nasty, confusing doors with handles, you could, I don’t know, try opening it instead of finding a time consuming and complex path around it? Look, I once saw a human try this move where he takes one part of his hand and puts it underneath the handle, and he uses the other part of his hand and puts it over said handle... "

On a side note, should you really be having something this sweet this early in the morning?
If you just want the cutesy half, let me know and I'll upload it as a separate file.
I am never going to stop uploading portal 2 fanart EVAR (not a binding contract ).

*edit* (small problem with the text)

Portal 2 belongs to Valve

Description
Wheatley, you sweet insensitive jerk. In case you're interested in the word vomit, he's saying:

"Yes, those are what are called “hands”. Haaaands. You can use them, for example, to pick up objects, climb and pull triggers. They are especially useful for opening doors. You do realize you can open doors with them, right? You know, the ones with handles? Not that you aren’t great at opening doors already. Let me tell you, you are just a PRO at opening those automatic doors, but, maybe once in a while when you come across one of those nasty, confusing doors with handles, you could, I don’t know, try opening it instead of finding a time consuming and complex path around it? Look, I once saw a human try this move where he takes one part of his hand and puts it underneath the handle, and he uses the other part of his hand and puts it over said handle... "

On a side note, should you really be having something this sweet this early in the morning?
If you just want the cutesy half, let me know and I'll upload it as a separate file.
I am never going to stop uploading portal 2 fanart EVAR (not a binding contract ).

*edit* (small problem with the text)

Portal 2 belongs to Valve