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The problem with Ellis is that, no matter what you do, he never leaves you alone.

When you think zombies are bad enough, the kid comes marching up with his annoying southern accent. "OH HEY GUYS, I'M ELLIS, I'M ANNOYING, I'M ALERTING EVERY. GODDAMNED. ZOMBIE. IN. TOWN."
Oh, that's just the beginning.

Being attacked by a horde? Yeah, he's the one who throws the Molotov--- separating you and the team just as you bump into a Witch. By the time the flames have settled and your team gets that bitch off, be assure you're half scrambled and cooked.

Yeah. I still have the scars to prove it.

He always gets into trouble, always the one who runs halfway ahead only to be pounced or pummeled. Yet you'd think that being the center of all zombie rape would tone the kid down. But no, he just keeps his annoyingly bubbly attitude. Whooping and hollering with every fucking kill.

Maybe it's a coincidence that he's always the one helping me up when I trip off that ledge. You know? The one that I could have sworn was 10 feet away! Maybe it's a coincidence that every time something pounces or jumps on my back, he's the one saving me. He's the one announcing his kill. Maybe that stupid kid is actually the one throwing special infected at me and pushing me off ledges.

Just so he could waste the medkits on me.

Oh and you'd THINK a SMART guy like him with HIS experience in life would have SO MANY things to talk about. No? I didn't think that either. But still, it's fucking annoying as hell how he only talks about a guy who's probably long dead. Keith this. Keith that. He never shuts up.

But the worst part about Ellis? The biggest problem I have AGAINST him?

He just won't leave. me. alone.

So the moment we find a fucking safe house with 4 separate rooms, why am I not surprised...

That he's the only thing on my mind?

Blah, I messed up on the picture. You can't even distinguish the bed! (Yeah, that black BLOB is a bed.)
D:

Description
The problem with Ellis is that, no matter what you do, he never leaves you alone.

When you think zombies are bad enough, the kid comes marching up with his annoying southern accent. "OH HEY GUYS, I'M ELLIS, I'M ANNOYING, I'M ALERTING EVERY. GODDAMNED. ZOMBIE. IN. TOWN."
Oh, that's just the beginning.

Being attacked by a horde? Yeah, he's the one who throws the Molotov--- separating you and the team just as you bump into a Witch. By the time the flames have settled and your team gets that bitch off, be assure you're half scrambled and cooked.

Yeah. I still have the scars to prove it.

He always gets into trouble, always the one who runs halfway ahead only to be pounced or pummeled. Yet you'd think that being the center of all zombie rape would tone the kid down. But no, he just keeps his annoyingly bubbly attitude. Whooping and hollering with every fucking kill.

Maybe it's a coincidence that he's always the one helping me up when I trip off that ledge. You know? The one that I could have sworn was 10 feet away! Maybe it's a coincidence that every time something pounces or jumps on my back, he's the one saving me. He's the one announcing his kill. Maybe that stupid kid is actually the one throwing special infected at me and pushing me off ledges.

Just so he could waste the medkits on me.

Oh and you'd THINK a SMART guy like him with HIS experience in life would have SO MANY things to talk about. No? I didn't think that either. But still, it's fucking annoying as hell how he only talks about a guy who's probably long dead. Keith this. Keith that. He never shuts up.

But the worst part about Ellis? The biggest problem I have AGAINST him?

He just won't leave. me. alone.

So the moment we find a fucking safe house with 4 separate rooms, why am I not surprised...

That he's the only thing on my mind?

Blah, I messed up on the picture. You can't even distinguish the bed! (Yeah, that black BLOB is a bed.)
D: