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Doctor/Rose RP

Rose Tyler as played by StringTheory31
Tenth!Doctor as played by ChibiAyane

*_* - Denotes actions
::_:: - Denotes thoughts
"_" - Denotes speech
Absence of punctuation denotes descriptive phrases

Doctor - "Ow!" *Flinches as one of the TARDIS circuits zaps him while trying to fix it, just his feet sticking out from under the console.*

Rose - "You alright, Doctor?"

Doctor - "Yep! Just... can't get this stupid thing to connect... Ow!" *Kicks his feet a little as he's almost electrocuted, followed by a loud clink.* "Oh, crap! I dropped the sonic screwdriver!" *Wriggles around, wedged in between the circuits.*

Rose - *Leans over him, concerned but also amused.* "Anything I can do to help?"

Doctor - "Yeah, could you just give my foot a shove?"

Rose - "Which one?" *Watches him wriggle some more.*

Doctor - *Wriggles a little.* "The right one!"

Rose – "Okay!" *Grabs his right foot and shoves a bit.* "That better?"

Doctor - "A little more!" *Wriggles a little further between the circuits.*

Rose - *Shoves another inch or so.* "You're not gonna fall or get stuck or anything, are you?"

Doctor - "If I'm lucky!" *Wriggles a little more and slips down under the console completely.*

Rose - *Peers down at him.* "Did you get it?"

Doctor - "Yep!" *Sticks his hand up to show her the screwdriver and almost stabs her in the eye,*

Rose - *Scoots quickly back.* "Oi, careful! Now what?"

Doctor - "Sorry!" *Puts the screwdriver in his pocket.* "Um..." *Disappears under another circuit.*

Rose - *Sighs impatiently.* "What exactly are you trying to fix?"

Doctor - *Comes up behind her after getting back out through another hatch.* "The stabilizers!"

Rose - *Jumps and turns to face him, but tries to pass it off as if she knew he was gonna do that.* "She has stabilizers? You'd never know it!" *Grins, her tongue poking out between her teeth.* "But don't fix 'em. A smooth ride would be no fun!"

Doctor - "Yes, she has stabilizers!" *Points at a bunch of blue switches on the console.* "They haven't worked properly for about five hundred years. Just thought I'd give it another shot..."

Rose - "Oh..." *Tries to think of something to distract him; a stable flight would mean less likelihood of falling against or on top of each other.* "But wasn't there that thing you were going to take me to? Some kind of once-in-a-lifetime event?" *She remembers no such thing, but knows there has to be something that qualifies.*

Doctor - "Every time I do manage to fix them, they just bust again right away. It's infuriating!" *Scratches his head while staring at the annoying blue buttons.*

Rose - *Puts her hands on his shoulders and waits for eye contact.* "Doctor! Time and Space? Adventures? Yeah?"

Doctor - "Hmm?" *He tears his eyes away from the buttons.* "Oh, sure! Um... Where d'you want to go?"

Rose - "Oh, I dunno..." *Mentally searches through the endless string of Doctor rambles in her memory.*

Doctor - *Stares at her face for a minute, maybe just a little too long.* "Oh! I know a great place to go! Cat's Eye! Everything is made of opalescent chrysoberyl!" *Starts dashing around the console, setting the coordinates.* "So, it looks like millions of cat eyes are looking at you but it's only an effect of the light!" *Trips over the panel he left open and lands on his face. Jumps right back up.* "I'm fine! I meant to do that! Right, Cat's Eye!"

The TARDIS gives an almighty lurch as the dematerialization switch is thrown, sending them thundering into the Time Vortex.

Rose - *Smirks and giggles at his antics, then grabs hold of a coral strut to steady herself as the TARDIS lurches into motion.* "Any people there, or is it just us and the imaginary eyes?"

Doctor - *Holds on for dear life, laughing the whole way through the vortex.* "Oh, there are plenty of people there! Alexandrites! Named for the abundance of alexandrite and chrysoberyl embedded into their skin. But be careful, they sort of blend in with their surroundings, might sneak up on you, though not on purpose. Very peaceful people!"

Rose - *Accidentally-on-purpose loses her grip and falls, aiming for the Doctor, as the TARDIS materializes with a final bump. Matches his grin at the bumpy ride and landing.* "See? Fun, yeah?"

Doctor - *Lands on the floor with Rose on top of him, feeling a pull in his groin but does his absolute best to ignore it.* "I see what you mean! Alright, I won't fix the stabilizers!"

Rose - *Gives him a dazzling and triumphant smile as she rolls off him, waiting for him to help her up.* "So, Cat's Eye?"

Doctor - *Jumps up and pulls Rose up with him.* "Cat's Eye!" *Grabs his coat and throws it on and heads for the door.* "Oh, wait 'til you see it! It's absolutely gorgeous!" *Opens the door and steps outside, a broad smile on his face.*

Rose - *Follows him outside.*

Everything is glittery brown and gold, sparkling with the sun.

Doctor - " Well? "

Rose - *Gasps* "It is! It's beautiful!"

Doctor - *Watches Rose's face as it lights up the way he likes to see it.* "Let's have a look around!" *Grabs her hand and pulls her along a narrow road lined with people who blend in. They can only tell they.re there when they move.*

Rose - *Feeling a little unnerved by the silent, almost invisible Alexandrites.* "Are you sure they're okay with us being here? It feels like they're watching us..."

Doctor - "That's because they are watching us! We do stand out a bit more than they're used to, as you can imagine."

Suddenly, numerous Alexandrites surround them.

Rose - *Mutters out the side of her mouth.* "Uh, Doctor? You did say they're peaceful, right?"

Doctor - *Clears his throat nervously.* "Well, that might have been a few centuries into their past but..."

Rose - *Attempts to present a friendly grin to the eerily silent creatures surrounding them, while talking through her teeth.* "You couldn't have looked for more updated information? What do we do?"

Doctor - *Laughs nervously.* "Rose, when have you ever known me to look where I'm going?" *Nods and waves at an indecently close Alexandrite.*

Rose - *Still through clenched, but smiling, teeth.* "Not answering my question!" :: Please don't choose this moment to be rude!::

Doctor - *Smiles brilliantly.* "Hi, there! Wow, you lot are... shiny. Um, we were just leaving."

The Alexandrites grab them both and bodily haul them away.

Rose - *Drops all pretense of a friendly smile in favor of struggling and shouting.* "Hey! Hey, put us down! Ow!" :: Okay, Note to self: kicking stone-encrusted creatures is a bad idea!::

Doctor - *Struggles in the Alexandrites' grasp.* "Oi, let us go! What did we do? Wear the wrong color or something?" *Notices the way Rose's breasts are tantalizingly close to falling out of her top.* :: Breasts, come on! Just shift that arm a bit and her shirt will slip up just enough!:: *Settles for trying to defend her; he can worry about seeing her bosom later.* "You put her down!" *Learns the same lesson as Rose when he kicks anAlexandrite.* "Ow!"

Rose has now lost one shoe, a little sparkly sandal; probably should have known better, as they aren't the best for running.

Rose - *Gives up struggling after yet another bruise.* "At least tell us where you're taking us!"

One of the Alexandrites chitters a command to the others, who reply with yet more chittering.

Doctor - *Hears this and mentally smacks himself for his stupidity.*

Rose - "Doctor? That's... They're talking, right? Why isn't the TARDIS translating?"

Doctor - *Goes limp in the arms of the Alexandrites and looks anywhere but at Rose.* "I... might have... switched off the translation circuits in the process of routine maintenance."

Rose - *Glares daggers at him.* "'MIGHT HAVE?!' Oh, great! So, now we're being carried off to who knows where by... possibly angry rock people... and we can't even communicate with them?! Why didn't you turn the bloody circuits back on before we left?!"

Doctor - *Eyes widen in surprise.* "Rose Marion Tyler! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? And for the record, I don't think they're angry... Hopefully..." *Looks ahead of them, watching a large temple coming into view* :: Oh, good Rassilon! I hope they don't do blood sacrifices!::

Rose - *Follows his gaze and registers the temple up ahead.*

Doctor - *Takes in the architecture of the temple, the idols and murals, trying to figure out what kind of temple it is.* "Rose, just don't panic, alright? We'll panic if and when they decide to try and kill us..." *Gives her a brilliant smile, as his head bobs up and down with the motion of the Alexandrites walking and carrying him.*

Rose - *Tries to stay at least annoyed with him, in spite of the adorable smile.* ::He really should have known better!:: "I'm not panicking! I just can't believe you'd do something like this!" *Pauses, realizing how ridiculous that is.* "Well, yeah, I can, but... Look, just get us out of this, okay?"

Doctor - *Winks at her and clicks his tongue.* "I always do!"

Rose - *Forgets about saying anything else and just grins at him.* :: One of these days I'll manage to stay mad at you long enough to win an argument!::

Doctor - *Grins back at her.*

They remain silent as they reach the temple, where they are set on their feet and greeted by two Alexandrites of a peculiar blue color.

Doctor - *Looks around, still trying to figure out what kind of temple it is.* ::It's not a place for sacrifices, no altar.::

Rose - "Well, bringing us to a... temple? That seems friendly enough, yeah? Aside from being surrounded..." *Smiles and nods at the blue Alexandrites, hoping body language is at least similar for them.*

Doctor - "Yeah, I suppose it is a little friendly..." *Notices some of the idols and depictions have one thing in common.* "Is this a fertility temple? Why would they bring us here?"

Rose - *Eyes widen at this.* "A... fertility temple?" *Has the same realization about the idols and blushes.* "Do they even, y'know... 'dance' the same way we do?" *Partly hopes that the answer is no, cause that would mean these idols aren't doing what she thinks they're doing... but partly hopes for a yes, cause that could mean... maybe an opportunity or an excuse?* :: Don't think about 'dancing' with the Doctor, don't think about it... Ah, damn.::

Doctor - *Looks around at the temples murals and glyphs, trying to decipher more.*

The blue Alexandrites chitter something to the others, who then busy themselves with cleaning and rearranging things in the temple. A few others leave, chittering to themselves and any others they pass. The blue Alexandrites drop to their knees and bow to Rose and the Doctor.

Doctor - *Figures out a bit more from the glyphs.* :: Oh no...:: "Oh, bugger... Are we in for it now..."

Rose - *Begins to worry.* "How bad?"

Doctor - *Tries to think of a subtle way of putting it, his mouth opening and closing a few times while he thinks* "It's not really... 'bad' per se..."

Rose - :: Oh, here we go!:: "But...?"

Doctor - *Looks down at the blue Alexandrites that, as it turns out, are the temple priests.* "They think we're fertility gods..." *Glances at Rose, then quickly turns his eyes back to the glyphs on the wall.* "Fertility gods who will teach them the ways of producing stoneless offspring..."

Rose - *Rolls eyes.* :: Of course, what else in a fertility temple, luck we have!:: "And I take it we aren't here to write a textbook?"

Doctor - "No, we're not here to write a textbook..." *Shakes his head a little, blushing just slightly.*

Rose - *Blushes as well.* "Oh. So, um... What now?" :: Please tell me they aren't going to stand there and watch! Or participate!::

Doctor - *Tries not to look at Rose's face. Ends up looking at her chest and blushes furiously. Looks away.* "I don't know yet. We'll just have to wait and see what they want us to do..." *Sighs.*

Rose - "And how are we gonna know that?"

Doctor - "I don't know!" *Gives her his worried puppy dog eyes.* "First, let's just wait here..."

Rose - *Looks around, taking in the activity around them and trying to figure out what the Alexandrites are doing. Inspects her legs and feet for bruises as a result of her earlier struggles.* "Well, can we at least find someplace to sit down?"

Almost as if reading their minds, the blue Alexandrites bring two chairs in and place them at the head of the room, like thrones.

They usher Rose and the Doctor over to them and shove them into them.

Doctor - "Well, you wanted a place to sit..." *His voice cracks a little with anxiety.*

Rose - "Yeah, I did." *Settles into the unusually tall chair, finding that her feet don't quite reach the floor. Pulls a wry face.* "Think if I wish for a ride back to the TARDIS they'd give us that, too?"

Doctor - *Giggles, smiling his bright sunny smile.* "Oh, I wish it worked that way! But from what I can tell, they aren't telepathic..." *Sighs.* "Which is a pity because then I'd be able to communicate with them." *Watches as the two blue Alexandrites shuffle forward, kneel before them and offer them each a goblet full of what he assumes is some kind of wine.*

Rose - *Looks at the cup being offered to her, then at the Doctor questioningly.*

Doctor - *Takes the goblet, nodding his head in thanks.* "Take the goblet, Rose." *He says through his teeth, smiling at the Alexandrites.*

Rose - *Accepts the proffered goblet, and tries to surreptitiously sniff the contents, as though this will tell her whether or not the liquid is safe to drink.*

The Alexandrites continue to stand there, as if waiting for something.

Doctor - *Sniffs the contents, then shrugs.* "Smells like wine to me." *Tentatively takes a small sip.*

Rose - *Follows suit. It tastes much better than any wine she's ever had before; sweeter, less of the sting of alcohol. She finds herself drinking it more eagerly - or at least, less hesitantly - than she had planned, stopping only after she's inadvertently
drained half the glass.* "Well, their wine is nice anyway. I didn't realize I was so thirsty!"

Doctor - *Drains the whole glass in one go.* "Wow, that's good!"

Rose - *Raises her eyebrows at this, then shrugs and drains the rest of her glass.* "Well, if it was laced with anything, we're in for it now!"

Doctor - "Oh, that would be terrible!" *Hands his goblet back to the Alexandrite in front of him and lounges in his seat.* "I feel a little weird now... Wonder if it's the alcohol?" *Hears rustling behind him, turns and sees several Alexandrites setting up a bed of sorts with a lot of cushions.* "Oh, dear..."

Rose - *Allows the other Alexandrite to collect her cup, while grinning cheekily at the Doctor.* "Mr. Superior Biology can't hold his drink?" *Turns at the sound of the bed being set up.* "Oh, I dunno... Looks comfy!"

Doctor - "It does!" *Feels his cheeks burning and a warmth spreading through him* "That's... odd." *Has a quizzical look as he mentally checks his own internal chemistry.* "Alcoholic beverages don't usually have this sort of effect on me..." *Mind is racing.*

Rose - "What sort of effect is that, Doctor?" *Leans closer to him.* "My Doctor..." *Doesn't notice that she suddenly isn't concerned with the Alexandrites watching her. Or that she's beginning to get a kind of tunnel-vision; nothing else exists except him... and maybe the bed. Also thinks nothing odd about her sudden increased longing for him, the warmth spreading through her own body, her increased heart rate. These seem like perfectly natural and welcome responses to the irresistible Time Lord beside her.*

Doctor - *Looks at her intending to answer, ends up staring at her lips with his mouth hanging open.* "Um... What?" *Slowly leans forward like he wants a better look at those lips, feels a pull in his belly and groin.* "Oh, Rose..." *Almost whispers this, his hand wandering up to her cheek.*

The throne-like chairs squeak and rattle with their movements.

Rose - *Gazes distractedly at his beautiful relaxed mouth, it looks amazing when he just lets his jaw hang loosely like that! Leans toward him to meet his approaching hand while reaching out herself. ...And manages to knock over both chairs, leaving them in a heap on the floor*

Doctor - *Falls and smacks his head on the floor and gets Rose's knee in his groin.*

Rose - *Tries not laugh at the comedic, if awkward, timing of their tumble.* "Oh my God, Doctor, I'm so sorry! Guess 'big' didn't equal 'heavy' with those chairs. You alright?"

Doctor - *Whimpers and rubs his head.*

Rose - "Bump your head?"

Doctor - *He nods, gazing up at her.*

Rose - *Cradles his head in her hands and gently kisses where he'd been rubbing. She licks her lips, and can taste him there, a sort of sweet, spicy taste. Not spicy like peppers, but spicy like ginger and cinnamon mixed together. Kisses his head again, then begins to trail kisses down the side of his face, slowly making for his mouth. Between kisses, murmurs* "Better?"

Doctor - *Hums a little at the feel of Rose's lips on his head* "Better..." *Without thinking, turns his head and meets her lips with his own.*

Rose - *Returns his kiss eagerly, burying her fingers in his thick hair and pulling him closer as she relishes the feel of his lips against hers, just as soft yet firm as they had looked.*

Doctor - *Kisses her hungrily, losing himself in the feel of her soft plump lips that taste just as good as he thought they would.*

The blue Alexandrites watch them curiously and, assuming that their lesson is starting, begin ushering people in to watch and learn, going unnoticed by their unwitting teachers.

Doctor - *Puts his arms around Rose's waist, pulling her closer to him and opening his mouth to let her in.*

Rose - *Accepts his invitation, threading her tongue between his lips and along the back of his teeth while drawing his upper lip into her mouth and sucking on it.*

Doctor - *Sits up and holds her tighter, plunging his tongue into her warm mouth, his hands wandering up into the bottom of her shirt to feel the soft flesh of her back.* :: Bed!:: *grabs her around the waist and stands, carrying her with him, their kiss
still unbroken.*

Rose - *Wraps her arms around his neck and clings to him as he carries her.*

Doctor - *Walks around the toppled chairs, careful not to trip, and lays her down on the cushy, throw-pillow-covered bed. Pulls out of the kiss and takes his coat and jacket off, staring at his flustered and blushing Rose with glassy lust-filled eyes.*

Rose - *Shivers delightedly at the sight of the Doctor stripping off clothing, and reaches for his tie, fully intending to help, but finds herself using it to pull him back to her mouth again, clutching it desperately. Then her hands remember their task, and make their way up to the knot, where they struggle to loosen the thing enough to get it off.*

Doctor - *Growls in excitement as Rose pulls his lips back to her own. One hand wandering down to pull at the fastening to her jeans, the other tangling in her beautiful blonde hair.*

Rose -*Finally manages to figure out the knot in his tie, but loses her grip at the pressure on the front of her jeans, the anticipation of feeling his long, slim fingers against the flesh of her waist and hips. Instead, her hands fist convulsively, grabbing at his neck, shoulders, and hair. She suddenly realizes that she does still need to breathe though, and pulls out of the kiss, pressing her head into the hand that's caressing her hair, and murmuring her encouragement regarding the actions of his other hand.*

Doctor - *Reluctantly lets go of her lips and kisses along her cheek and jaw instead. Finally pulls down the zip to her jeans. slides his hand inside, under her panties and into the hair he finds, running his fingers along her crevasse*

Rose - *Shudders and gasps at the sudden contact, an inarticulate moan escaping from her lips. Overwhelmed by the desire to touch him, make him react, she frantically gropes for anything she can get a hold of, and buttons go flying as she yanks eagerly at his shirt, hands racing over every inch of the newly-exposed skin.*

Doctor - *Gasps as his chest is exposed to the cool air* "Rose..." *His fingers tease their way further in to find her nub, his other hand creeping up under her shirt to grope her breast, his member hardening until it aches.*

Rose - *Involuntarily thrusts her hips forward as he strokes her, seeking more pressure, more contact. Starts to kiss and lick her way down the tempting expanse of his exposed chest, but can.t go too far without pulling herself out of reach of the exquisite actions of his clever fingers. So, as her lips and tongue retrace their path back upwards, she lets her fingers take over the downward path, one hand teasingly tracing his outline beneath his trousers while the other finds its way behind him to firmly squeeze his bum.*

Doctor - *Bucks his hips forward at her touch, gasping and panting. Attacks her lips with his own once more, tasting her salty human flavor, his fingers tracing around her center.*

Rose - *Finds his tongue with her own and pulls it into her mouth, sucking on it, as she finally releases him from the confines of his trousers and pants, wrapping her fingers around his thick, firm length and stroking in time with her ministrations to his tongue.*

Doctor - *Moans a slurred Gallifreyan curse into her mouth, rubs her nub in time with her strokes. Works his other hand under her and deftly unhooks her bra.*

The Alexandritres watch, enthralled with their lesson, some of them getting excited enough to touch themselves experimentally.

Rose - *Releases his tongue to hear him more clearly, and wonders if these strange words are as dirty as they sound. Feels heat spreading from her centre out through her entire body at the sensation of his hands rubbing her in just the right way, setting up the perfect rhythm.*

Doctor - *Pulls his fingers out of her jeans and his hand out from under her. Grabbing her arms, he tugs her up into a sitting position and kneels above her thighs, straddling her.*

Rose - *Feels disoriented at being pulled from her haze of pleasure by his withdrawal, and whimpers at the loss of contact.* "Wha'?"

Doctor - *Whips off her shirt and bra and flings them over his shoulder, then stops to gape at her perfect C's.*

Rose - *Shivers once, just a little, at the sudden exposure of skin.* "Oh... " *Enjoys seeing his face like this, just taking her in, liking what he sees. But begins to squirm impatiently under him, seeking as much contact as she can find, as he takes just a little too long to stare.*

Doctor - *Suddenly dives forward, wrapping his lips around one pink nipple and sucking hard, one hand finding its way into her jeans again, the other tugging the waistband down*

Rose - "Mmmm... Doctor!" *Relishes the resumed contact, and resumes her own grasp on him in return, after having released it in surprise a moment ago. The length and girth of him are amazing, and she feels tremors beginning to build in him as she continues stroking, eager to share with him, to make him feel as good as he's making her feel.*

Doctor - *Moans at the feel of her fingers and gently bites her nipple. He pulls her hand away from him, then both hands move to pull down her jeans and panties, completely forgetting about his own clothes. He's so wrapped up in the flavor of his Rose, his lips kiss their way down her abdomen, moving lower and lower.*

Rose - *Finds her hips and torso raising involuntarily against him, her hands searching for some new task, now that he's moved them. Happily, they discover clothing just waiting to be removed - his shirt hanging open since she stripped the buttons earlier, his tie somehow still loosely fastened about his neck, and his trousers, though undone, still very much in place. Undoes the tie the rest of the way. Then reaching around both of his arms, she grasps the back of his collar and pulls both shirt and tie down his back.*

Doctor - *Feels the annoying pull of fabric around his shoulders and growls angrily, quickly sitting up he throws his shirt and tie off- eager to get back to loving his beautiful Rose.*

Rose - *As he raises up in surrender to her tugging at his shirt, she quickly brings one arm around and braces it against him, stopping him from lowering himself again. Once his shirt is gone, she uses her other hand to push herself up to a partial sitting position, then attacks his remaining clothing* "Trousers... off!"

Doctor - *Pulls his trousers and pants down and, his mind too hazy with lust to use words, he growls angrily again when they get stuck around his shoes. He sits back and yanks his shoes, socks, trousers and pants off violently and throws them, then pounces on Rose again, pressing kisses feverishly down her soft belly, traveling lower and lower until he gets to her center.*

Rose - *Leans back again beneath him, surrendering willingly to his insistent pace. At this point, all she can do is bury her fingers in that fantastic hair of his and just hang on.*

Doctor - *Holds her thighs open and buries his face in her fuzzy warmth, drags his tongue slowly over her nub, up and down and back and forth, swirling it one way then the other, relishing the feel of her fingers in his hair and her nails on his scalp. His length twitches in anticipation as his talented tongue works its magic, and he moans against her center.*

Rose - *The vibration of his moan almost sends her over the edge by itself.* "Oh, God, Doctor!" *Muscles clenching harder than she knew was possible, she bucks and writhes uncontrollably before his relentless assault.*

Doctor - *Allows his tongue to fall lower, letting it delve inside her, tracing circles and patterns in her moist canal. He tastes the salt of her, the minute taste of iron in her blood-infused flesh that no human would be able to notice. His temper flared when he thought of the other men that might have tasted her; he suddenly hated Mickey and almost wanted to go and kill him right that instant but then the sound of his name from Rose's mouth made him forget all of that, he just wanted to make her feel good. He pulls his tongue away, moves it back up to her pleasure center, and lets his fingers take the place of his tongue inside her.*

Rose - *Intense pleasure coils inside her at this dual attention, as he finds just -that- spot, both inside and out. Every cell in her body seems filled to bursting with excitement. Tries to say his name, but her mouth is beyond her control, spreading into a quivering open grin. Pants helplessly as he maintains his momentum and the tension builds, and builds, and then breaks and her body convulses in a prolonged shock of ecstasy.*

Doctor - *Feels Rose clench and spasm around his fingers and smells her pheromones pouring off of her. The scent almost intoxicating, he licks up what he's coaxed from her body and savors her taste. His own organ twitching and aching and wanting... but unsure if he should continue.*

Rose - *Relaxes to let the after-shocks of her orgasm thrill through her, prepared to rest for a bit after such exertion. She's not surprised to find that she wants more; she is surprised, however, that she has the strength to sit up and go seeking it!* ::Gotta get some of this wine as a souvenir!:: *Pushes against the bed to raise herself into a sitting position, then, in one movement, swings one arm around the Doctor's waist while pushing off with the other, flipping them over and ending with her straddling him, Leans over him and grins salaciously, the tip of her tongue protruding from between her teeth.* "My turn!"

Doctor - *Is completely disoriented, as one second he was over Rose, tasting her sweetness, and the next second he.s on his back with her grinning over him.* ::My god, she's beautiful!:: *Gulps in anticipation and stares at her lovely face and body, his own body frozen in a pleasant terror; it has been far too long since he's been with anyone this way.*

Rose - *Gazes down at him in amazement that this is really happening, that -that- just happened.* "My Doctor. Where shall I begin?" *Has dreamed of this, fantasized about it, expected to take her time, enjoy each part of him; run her fingers through his amazing hair, plant kisses on every freckle, suck and nibble at his ears, and that little spot just behind his ears that just looks like it needs to be kissed or licked, or something... But now, with the aphrodisiac flooding her system, she has no patience for that, and flings herself on top of him, lips roughly surrounding his, hands trying to touch every part of him at once. They alternately skim over his skin and grope him firmly, beginning at his
shoulders, working across his chest and down to his smooth, flat abdomen, and finally ending up with a firm grasp on each hip.*

Doctor - *Watches her as she watches him, only thinking in many different ways and languages about how beautiful she is and how much he wants her. Barely hears her words as he watches her lips, before they are attached to his own. He tastes her again, loving every nuance in her flavors and shivers as her hands travel over his body, he moans and groans and WANTS her so bad.*

Rose - *Relishes his shivers, the look of desire in his eyes. Mouth begins to follow hands, placing open-mouthed kisses on his neck, his chest, licking and nipping along the way. Pauses just long enough to speak in a husky whisper.* "Mmm, I love that look! Tell me how you want me!" *Immediately returns to exploring his body with hands and lips and teeth and tongue, hands now pulling his hips against hers, grinding them together, so turned on by the feel of his firm excitement against her front.*

Doctor - *Watches her as she kisses his body.* "I-I-I..." *Squeaks and gulps thickly.*

Rose - "Oh..." *Kiss.* "You're finally..." *Nip, Lick.* "Speechless!" *Loves the realization that she can do that to him! But that's about all the banter she can provide as well, as her lips have now passed below his belly button and have better things to do.* "Wonder what this'll do to ya?" *Anchors his hip with one hand gripping his bum, while cupping his balls with the other. Finally, swirls her tongue around the head of him, feeling the smooth taut skin double-pulsing with the desire of his hearts as they beat faster and harder. Pulls him ever so slightly into her mouth and just holds him there, continuing to lap with her tongue, but holding off on actually sucking; the closest she can bear to get to torturing him with any kind of delay.*

Doctor - *Mumbles incoherently.* :: Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...:: *Pants and gasps, his hips buck slightly when her hot human tongue touches his cooler flesh, he tries not to just shove himself all the way in her mouth* "Rose!"

Rose - *Takes him further into her mouth and begins to suck, her tongue rippling toward the back of her mouth, massaging his flesh. Seeing and hearing how turned on he is turns her on too. She spreads her legs on either side of one of his, rubbing herself against him even as she continues her attentions with her mouth, letting him feel how she's just as wet between her thighs as she is around his cock.*

Doctor - *Feels her warmth on his knee, he raises it only slightly to rub against her.* :: Oh my god!:: *Whines and whimpers a little as her tongue works expertly around him, his hands move down to tangle in her hair, massaging her scalp with his fingers. He wants to say something, to encourage her to keep going but his thoughts are too muddled to form sentences and say them too.* :: Oh, my Rose!::

Rose - *Moans around him at the additional friction. Remembering how the vibration of his moan into her earlier felt, she hums around him, continuing to press and slide her tongue against the entire length of him, now almost fully engulfed in her mouth. Her hand moves from his scrotum to stroke the remaining inch or so at the base, supplementing and complimenting her efforts with her mouth.*

Doctor - *Makes a strange whimpering "ooh" noise when she hums around him, his mind racing with a similar expression.* :: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!:: *His hips buck and he has to dig deep to stop himself from just thrusting deep into Rose's throat.*

Rose - *Pulls back slightly, letting him slide almost all the way out, and manages to blow a gust of cool breath around what remains in her mouth, the air current sweeping quickly along his entire length before she pulls him back in. Repeats the process once more, and then again, before running her tongue rapidly up his shaft, then circling just below the head. Just a few circles, each firmer than the last, and then her mouth surrounds him again, taking in as much of him as she can hold, pulling and pulsating around him in earnest now, while she continues to rub herself against his leg, feeling the surface become slicker as her moisture increases and spreads across him.*

Doctor - *Can feel himself getting closer to his climax, the tension building and the urge to thrust getting more and more difficult to suppress.* "Oh, Rose! ...almost..." *Pants a little and whimpers.*

Rose - *releases her grip on his bum, reaches between his legs and runs her nails across one cheek, toward the center, then forward toward his balls. Lightly teases his perineum, then presses harder on it, almost digging her nails in, but not quite. Picks up her pace on his trembling length, which is beginning to leak just a bit now, and growls seductively around him, willing him to come for her.*

Doctor - *Whimpers and writhes a little at the feel of her nails and fingers, the growl she gives around him sends him over the edge before he can warn her or pull out and ends up filling her mouth, he lets out a howl of delight and stutters her name.* "RR-Rooose!"

Rose - *Is not surprised by the Doctor's climax; he's been so obvious with each stage of his arousal, sharing himself completely with her, and she's thrilled to be shown such absolute trust. She is surprised though, and pleasantly so, by the flavor and consistency of the mouthful she receives. He tastes mostly sweet, with a hint of bananas and citrus, like a confectioner's glaze; but there's a hint of something undefinable, a distinctly Doctor flavor, similar to the spicy undertones of his kiss. It's a bit thinner than she'd expected, considering his tremendous virility, but not in a weak way. She feels like she's just been treated to some sort of pleasant beverage, and allows it to swish around her
mouth for a bit before swallowing a little at a time.*

Doctor - *Pants, sitting up to look at her with love in his eyes, then sits forward and grabs Rose's head in his hands and kisses her fiercely, tasting himself on her tongue.He is rock hard again in an instant, pushing her back and down onto the bed, kissing with his tongue mapping out the contours of her mouth and grinding his hips down against hers.*

Rose - *Grunts as she lands under him, panting herself. So ready for more, having almost worked herself there against his leg.* :: Oh God, yes!:: It comes out- "Mmm, oghs!" *Gyrates up against him in response to his movements, and manages to pull away from his kiss long enough to speak more distinctly. Gazes intently into his gorgeous eyes, just a thin ring of rich brown visible around the massively dilated pupils.* "I... I want..." *Swallows.* "Inside me! Please!"

Doctor - *His cock twitches at her words, he spreads her legs and hesitates.* "Are you sure?"

Rose - ::Am I sure?!:: *She's never been so ready! Already open in anticipation, and lubrication is definitely not going to be a problem! Raises herself up and presses against him so he can feel just -how- ready she is!* "Oh God, yes!"

Doctor - *Feels how warm she is. Pants and trembles with excitement.* "God, you're beautiful!" *He rams his lips to hers and positions himself, then eases in gently but quickly.*

Rose - *Kisses back eagerly, their tongues dancing frantically round each other, nibbling occasionally on his full, perfect lower lip. Bucks up against him as he fills her, stretching her just slightly, not enough to hurt, but enough to create exquisite friction and pressure.*

Doctor - *Moves fast, not as gently as he'd like to but he's too excited and his body is almost beyond his control. Thrusts, at least trying not to do it too hard, but it's so tempting to just take her completely.*

Rose - *Gasps and moans as he begins to move, moving herself in syncopation with him. One hand fists in his hair, the other gripping his ass, pulling and squeezing convulsively.* "Oh, Doctor, yes! You're - oh, God that's perfect!"

Doctor - *Buries his face into her neck and licks and kisses it.* "Rose!" *Starts moving faster and a little harder, wondering how the hell this happened.* ::If this is a dream, I never want to wake up!::

The Alexandrites are watching intently, some finding partners and trying to copy what their teachers are doing, the blue priests writing it all down on scrolls, one drawing illustrations, one writing the words to describe it.

Rose - *Bucks harder into the Doctor's thrusts, the friction increasing perfectly in all the right places. Every inch of her body seems to be crying out in desire and pleasure, and keeping the rhythm from faltering into shuddering, erratic spasms is beginning to require some effort.*

Doctor - *His movements get harder and more agitated, wanting to let go but not wanting to hurt Rose.* :: Oh, Rose. Oh god, oh god, oh god!:: *His arms curl around her waist, lifting her a little, he sucks on her neck gently with his mouth, traveling down to her clavicle, then to her breast, savoring her human taste.* ::She tastes so good!::

Rose - *The slight change in angle, his mouth on her neck and breasts, is too much, and she feels herself lose it completely, intense euphoria singing along every nerve.* "Doc-... Doct-... OOHHHHH!" *She wanted to say his name, really did, but has lost control of her tongue. Finds herself losing control of the rest of herself too, as the friction and heat and brilliant, fantastic sensations overwhelm her, pushing her over the edge into blinding ecstasy. Bucks and clenches spasmodically against him and around him, breathing ragged, wanting the release to never end, and marvels that it doesn't seem to be doing so. The uncontrollable spasms of her orgasm coming in an unending, rolling, succession.*

Doctor - *He slams himself in a bit harder, unable to control himself. Her voice, her taste and her spasming body are all too much and he comes long and hard. He grunts her name as it hits him like an asteroid crashing into a moon.* "Oh my god, Rose!" *He collapses on top of her, breathing heavily and shuddering from the aftershocks.*

Rose - *It's a few seconds after his rapid erratic thrusts are replaced with periodic shudders that the crashing waves of her own pleasure begin to subside into after-shocks.* ::First time I've come first and last!:: *Pants and tries to catch her breath before murmuring to him.* "Doctor. Oh, my Doctor!" *Over and over again, now that she's regained control over her tongue.*

Doctor - *He keeps his arms wrapped around her waist and buries his face between her breasts, sighing in contentment.* "Rose." *Seconds later, he remembers something very important that they should have thought about before hand, but he pushes it to the back of his mind to worry over later, right now he's drowning in the ecstasy of his Rose and wants to stay buried inside her, but that thing they forgot just keeps nagging in the back of his mind. Then he remembers something else! His head shoots up and his eyes fly open as he turns his head to look at the rest of the room. His jaw hangs open for moment before he speaks.* "Rose..."

Rose - *Gazes at him through half-open eyes, still wrapped in the most beautiful after-glow.* "Mmm... Hmm?"

Doctor - *He takes his hand and tilts her head to face the rest of the room.*

The Alexandrites, after having experimented and satisfied some of their curiosity and realizing that their lesson is over, start clapping. Some give them a standing ovation; there is even a strange sounding wolf whistle!

Rose - *Jaw drops.* "Omigod! DOCTOR!" *She finally manages to actually shout his name, but this time it's in shock, embarrassment, and renewed anger over the disconnected translation circuit thing. Starts to scramble for her clothes, but realizes they've mostly been thrown across the room, and frantically tries to burrow under the bed-covers instead.*

Doctor - *Is roughly yanked from Rose's loins as she panics and fumbles her way out from under him, kicking him a couple times in the process.* "Ow..." *Holds himself for a moment before he crawls back to get his trousers.*

The blue Alexandrites finish their scribbling and walk over to their teachers, chittering away and patting the Doctor on the shoulder, thanking him while he sits there with his trousers held over his manhood. A few of the others follow to give their own thanks.

Rose - *Muffled, from under the covers.* "Make them. Go. Away! I'm not coming out 'til they're gone!"

Doctor - *Turns his head to look at her.* "What do you want me to say?! They can't understand me!"

The Doctor is suddenly picked up by the Alexandrites and carried on their shoulders.

Doctor - *His face blushes as he is carried away, completely starkers, and is not surprised when more go to do the same to Rose.* :: Oh, please don't kick up a fuss and possibly get us killed!::

Rose - "I dunno, you're the genius who always saves the day! Make it up!" *Begins to feel alarmed as the bed shifts from the removal of the Doctor's weight, then a bit panicky as the hard, rough hands begin to paw at her through the covers, pulling them off of her.* "Oi! Hey, wait! No!" *Suppresses her instinct to struggle, remembering the painful outcome of that last time. She doesn't have much strength left anyway, after such energetic activity, and finally settles for just trying to cover herself with her hands as much as possible as she's picked up and carried after the Doctor.*

Doctor - *Shouts back to her.* "I can't think right now! You wore me out!" *Laughs as they're carried into a banquet hall.*

Rose - "See if I make that mistake again!" ::Well, under these kinds of conditions.:: *Feels a couple of fingers prodding her in awkward places and swats in that direction.* "'Ey, mind your hands!"

Doctor - *Giggles even though he encounters a few groping and probing hands as well, the humor and the hilarity of the whole situation just now catching up to him.*

They are both set down at the head of a very long table, on really squishy and comfortable cushions.

Rose - *Settles into place on the cushion, grateful that at least she's not being asked to sit naked on a cold, hard bench. Grabs his upper arm and holds tight as she hisses through her teeth.* "You soooo owe me big time when we get back to the TARDIS!"

Doctor - *Winces as her nails dig into his arm.* "It's not my fault!" *Thinks for moment.* "Okay, maybe it is my fault... but at least we've done a good deed for these people, haven't we?"

Rose - *Relents and lets go of him as she replies sarcastically.* "Oh, well, as long as we've done a good deed!" *Pauses to process this.* "Why did they need us to, ah... demonstrate, anyway? You said something about offspring without the rocks?"

Doctor - *Goes into ramble mode.* "Well, they were humans to begin with but that was well over a million years ago, they've evolved since then. They've reproduced by cloning for several millennia now, and about two thousand years ago they developed this genetic defect where crystals form under their skin and they grow into the large bits of chrysoberyl we see before us. It's quite painful, as you can imagine, they live their whole lives in excruciating pain. And after cloning and cloning the same genetic defect over and over again, never being able to weed it out, the condition has gotten worse. But after all that time, they've completely forgotten how to have intercourse, to mix their genes and let nature weed out the bad things. So, if they've learned how to have sex again... eventually, they'll have children who won't be cursed with the painful stones under their skin." *Looks around at the Alexandrites, sort of pitying them but also too hungry to really care at the moment* "Can't wait to see what they serve for food."

Rose - *Can't really maintain her irritation with the Doctor in the face of his enthusiastic rambling, and smiles in spite of herself.* "Well... I guess I'm glad to have helped. They could've let us put our clothes back on, though!" *At the mention of food, she realizes something else.* "And as to food, I hope it's something we can eat! I'm starving all of a sudden!"

Doctor - "I said they used to be humans, they have cows and pigs and things... well, close relatives of cows and pigs and things."

A very large roasted pig is brought out, definitely depicting the "close relation" to pigs or cows. It is a pig the size of a cow! There are also potatoes with spiky skins, squishy white carrots, and blue corn. It is very literally blue corn, royal blue.

Rose - *Eyes widen at the size of the main course.* "Ooh, now that's definitely something I can eat!"

Doctor - *Chuckles.* "I told you!" *Thanks one of the blue Alexandrites with a nod as they pass him a helping of everything.*

Rose - *Follows suit, deciding to abandon any attempt at modesty in favor of using her hands for eating. She does, however, place one of the large cloth napkins carefully across her lap!* "I'd suggest a napkin, Doctor; wouldn't wanna drip hot grease on yourself!"

Doctor - "Hmm?" *Already chowing down with his fingers like the rest of the Alexandrites.*

Rose - "A napkin, so you don't..." *Notices eyes on her, seeming to wonder why she's not eating. Sighs, shrugs, and digs in with her hands, wincing slightly as she burns her fingers a bit.* "Never mind. Wait... Why've they got napkins anyway? They're made of rock!"

Doctor - *Speaks through a mouth full of food.* "They might be made of rock, but they still don't like going about their lives with dirty greasy hands!" *Chuckles a little and takes another bite of blue corn.* "Mmm, this is delicious! We should take some home to your mother! Make her try something new and old!"

Rose - *Also through a mouthful, although a smaller one.* "They could just use a fork and knife." *Swallows.* "And Doctor, we just shagged in front of a bunch of alien strangers and are now having naked dinner with the same; could you please leave my mum out of this?"

Doctor - *The reality dawns on him a bit that things will be changed, though for the better, but Jackie is going to kill him.* "Oh, my god! Your mother!" *Eyes widen and he swallows too much food at once, making him choke a little.* "She's going to kill me! Until I run out of regenerations and stay dead!"

Rose - *Splutters and laughs.* "I'm not gonna tell her! And you'd better not either! As far as Mum knows, Cat's Eye doesn't even exist, except as a gem. No souvenirs, no stories. After all..." *Grins slyly.* "I quite like this regeneration!"
Doctor - *Chokes and laughs, then drops a piece of hot pork into his bare lap.* "Aah!!! Ow!"

Rose - *Chuckles and hands him a napkin.* "Told ya!" *Leans closer and whispers.* "Take care of that, we'll need it later!"

Doctor - *Splutters at her words, picks up the piece of pork and puts it back on his plate without thinking.* "Besides, it's easy for you to say! You're not the one she badgers every time we go home, asking 'Where'd you go? What happened? What did you do to my baby?' And she knows when I'm lying! Every time!"

Rose - "Just tell her..." *It registers what he just said.* "Wait... every time WE go home?" *Looks at him tenderly, and reaches out a hand to stroke his cheek.*

Doctor - *Looks at her as she speaks, wonders why she paused and is now touching him.* "What?"

Rose - "You said it like... like my home is yours, too."

Doctor - *Swallows nervously.*

Rose - ::C'mon, say it!:: *Gazes at him, stroking his hair, willing him to speak.*

Doctor - *Stares, his mouth opening and closing like a fish.* "II-I-... Did I? Um... I..." *Laughs nervously.*

Rose - *Continues to watch him, not speaking, but trying to look as encouraging as possible.* ::Two words, maybe three: It Is Home. C'mon, it's not I Love You, you can say this! God, he does look adorable stammering about it, though!:: *He doesn't even have to say "home," he could just say, "It is." She won't press him, she's just waiting to tell him...*

Doctor - *Watches her face for another moment, then sighs.* "Well, it... sort of... IS home! I... uh... Well, I mean it feels like... home... uh..."

Rose - *Hearing the words, stammered, halting, but so sweet and honest, melts her heart completely, and she gives him a kiss that has nothing to do with any aphrodisiac or hormones, or anything else except an over-whelming sense of love for her Doctor. His lips are so soft, and perfect, and him, but she pulls away after a few too short seconds to tell him what she needs to tell him.* "Doctor, your home can be wherever you want it to be. Cause home for me... it's wherever you are. Right here, right now, I'm home."

Doctor - *Drops his whole plate into his lap, that he hadn't covered with the napkin yet. Stares, wide-eyed and slack-jawed.*

Rose - *Looks at the plate on his lap, then at him, then bursts out laughing, but still gazes at him tenderly through her laughter.* "Oh, look at you! Good thing this is home, then; we can make a mess!"

Doctor - *Relaxes a little and starts to laugh with her, picking up his food and wiping his lap clean with the napkin.*

Rose - *Helps to clean him, loving that she gets to touch him like this, so intimately.* ::I love you, you ridiculous man!:: "So, is that dinner over then?"

Doctor - Hears her thoughts and turns to look at her again.* "Um... yeah, I suppose it is." *Smiles.* "What do you say we dine and dash?"

Rose - *Smiles back at him, letting the tip of her tongue slip between her teeth as she does so.* "Love to! But what about...?" *Gestures to the Alexandrites around them.*

Doctor - *Smirks.* "We'll just have to be quick! They've already gotten their lesson, they don't need anything else from us."

Rose - *Grin widens.* "Let me guess... Run?"

Doctor - "Run!" *Drops his plate onto the table and grabs Rose's hand, dragging her up and onto the table, sprinting along and over the food and diving over the Alexandrites at the other end.*

Rose - ::Thank God I've got so much practice at this!:: *Was ready for exactly this, and sprints with him, torn between watching where she's going and watching him, his naked body even more beautiful in motion than at rest. She's so thrilled to be running with her Doctor, and barely notices the discomfort of her breasts bouncing hard as she runs.*

The Alexandrites are too surprised by this turn of events to react or follow immediately, as their fertility gods dash out the door.

Doctor - *Skids into the room they were in before, darts to the bed, and starts grabbing up clothes as he finds them.*

Rose - *Hurriedly grabs her jeans from the floor, but doesn't see her knickers anywhere and gives up on them, yanking the jeans on by themselves. Shirt's too far from the door, so she doesn't bother, but she does manage to snatch her bra off the head of an idol near the door on their way out again, gamely attempting to put it as they run.*

Doctor - *Grabs his trousers and jumps a little on each leg as he yanks them on* "SHOES?!" *Looks around desperately for his beloved trainers, snatching his jacket and coat that were lying in a heap beside the bed* "Sod it! I can get new shoes!" *Runs out the door with Rose, trousers hanging on his hips precariously, the zip and button undone, his coat and jacket crumpled in his fist.*

The Alexandrites flood out of the banquet hall, chittering and sounding desperate to get their deities back.

Rose - *Beginning to be a bit out of breath, panting, but still enjoying herself.* "How far to the TARDIS?"

Doctor - "Half a mile maybe?" *Runs at top speed, a big grin firmly in place, he glances behind them and sees a horde of Alexandrites following them as quickly as they can, their chittering sounding like they are begging them to come back.* "Oh! Run faster!"

Rose - *Races to keep up.* ::Faster?!::

Doctor - *Grabs Rose's hand again and increases his speed, dragging her with.* "I can carry you, if you'd like!" *Cackles, loving the chase.*

Rose - "Wouldn't that slow you down?"

Doctor - "No! Time Lord, remember!" *Smiles and giggles like a little kid.*

Rose - *Can't pass up the chance to be in his arms again so soon.* "Alright then!"

Doctor - *Glances behind at the approaching Alexandrites.* "Alright, then!" *Tosses his jacket and coat into her arms and grabs her up in a half-naked bridal carry, without pausing and takes off even faster than before, giggling again.*

Rose - *Clings to his bare neck and shoulders, loving the feel of his skin against hers, the sound of his breath in her ears, his infectious laugh. Laughs with him and suppresses an urge to say, 'Wheee!' like a little child!*

Doctor - *Races the last quarter mile to the TARDIS, keeping only a small lead on the Alexandrites, and has just enough time to put Rose down, fish his key out and open the door before they are surrounded again, slamming the door in the faces of the Alexandrites and feeling only a little bad about leaving without saying goodbye. Not that they would understand him anyway.*

Rose - *Sinks onto the jump-seat, still laughing, having caught her breath while the Doctor carried her. Everything that happened swirls giddily through her brain.* "Wow, that was... different!" *Pause.* "You're forgiven, by the way."

Doctor - *Turns to her after throwing the Demat lever, raising his eyebrows.* "For what?"

Rose - "For not re-connecting the translation circuits before we left the TARDIS."

Doctor - *Looks down sheepishly.* "Oh. Yeah, sorry..."

Rose - *Stands and approaches him with a mischievous grin on her face.* "It's alright. You still owe me for letting all those aliens see me naked though..."

Doctor - *Smiles.* "Do I?"

Rose - *Smiles back, drapes her arms around his neck* "Mm-hmm... Know what you gotta do for me?"

Doctor - "No... What do you want me to do?" *Smirks.*

Rose - *Leans close, and kisses his earlobe before whispering seductively into his ear* "I want..." *Nips gently at his ear.* "For you..." *Pauses.*

Doctor - *Wraps his arms around her waist, his breath hitches when she touches his ear, lets out a small squeaky moan when she nips it.*

Rose - *Abruptly pulls back, holding him at arms-length by the shoulders, and raises her voice a little in mock anger.* "To take me to the biggest mall you know of and buy me anew shirt; and a few other things besides, ya git!" *Lets go of his shoulders and punctuates her last remark with a playful swat to his arm.*

Doctor - *Pouts a little but laughs anyway.* "Yes, Mum!" *Turns to the console and inputs coordinates* "I don't know about the biggest shopping mall I can think of... but have I ever told you... that I have unlimited credit with the British government?" *Smiles cheekily.*

Rose - *Grins back.* "I knew there was something I liked about you! But don't call me Mum! Unless you don't plan on any more 'demonstrations' in private!"

Doctor - *Snickers, then pauses as he remembers something.* "Oh, um... I've been meaning to ask you since we, you know, finished. Do you take birth control?" *Cringes as he says it.*

Rose - *Eyes widen.* "Not since I started traveling with you! But we're not... I mean, we're two different species, I can't... can I?"

Doctor - *Cringes again.* "I've never told you about my mother, have I?" *Nibbles on his thumbnail.*

Rose - "What is it with you and bringing up mothers during conversations about..." *Sighs, looks at him warily.* "What about your mother?"

Doctor - *Cowers a little.* "She was human..."

Rose - "So, does that mean...? Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means!"

Doctor - *Hesitates and backs away, fearing the "Jackie Smack" as he's come to call it.* "Um... Didn't you want to go shopping?" *Looks at the console.*

Rose - *Backs him up to the console and smacks him quickly across the face.* "Oi! You, don't change the subject! It does, doesn't it? I might be pregnant, right now! I can't believe... I mean, forgetting the translation circuit is one thing, but you just took me without a second thought! Without a first thought!" *Continues to rant, beginning to sound a little like Jackie, though she doesn't realize it.*

Doctor - *Backs away toward the TARDIS corridors.* "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Rose, I didn't mean it to happen!" *Trips down the steps and retreats quickly through the door, heading for the sanctuary of his bedroom or study or anywhere he can escape to.*

Rose - "Get back here!" *Charges after him.*

END

Description
Doctor/Rose RP

Rose Tyler as played by StringTheory31
Tenth!Doctor as played by ChibiAyane

*_* - Denotes actions
::_:: - Denotes thoughts
"_" - Denotes speech
Absence of punctuation denotes descriptive phrases

Doctor - "Ow!" *Flinches as one of the TARDIS circuits zaps him while trying to fix it, just his feet sticking out from under the console.*

Rose - "You alright, Doctor?"

Doctor - "Yep! Just... can't get this stupid thing to connect... Ow!" *Kicks his feet a little as he's almost electrocuted, followed by a loud clink.* "Oh, crap! I dropped the sonic screwdriver!" *Wriggles around, wedged in between the circuits.*

Rose - *Leans over him, concerned but also amused.* "Anything I can do to help?"

Doctor - "Yeah, could you just give my foot a shove?"

Rose - "Which one?" *Watches him wriggle some more.*

Doctor - *Wriggles a little.* "The right one!"

Rose – "Okay!" *Grabs his right foot and shoves a bit.* "That better?"

Doctor - "A little more!" *Wriggles a little further between the circuits.*

Rose - *Shoves another inch or so.* "You're not gonna fall or get stuck or anything, are you?"

Doctor - "If I'm lucky!" *Wriggles a little more and slips down under the console completely.*

Rose - *Peers down at him.* "Did you get it?"

Doctor - "Yep!" *Sticks his hand up to show her the screwdriver and almost stabs her in the eye,*

Rose - *Scoots quickly back.* "Oi, careful! Now what?"

Doctor - "Sorry!" *Puts the screwdriver in his pocket.* "Um..." *Disappears under another circuit.*

Rose - *Sighs impatiently.* "What exactly are you trying to fix?"

Doctor - *Comes up behind her after getting back out through another hatch.* "The stabilizers!"

Rose - *Jumps and turns to face him, but tries to pass it off as if she knew he was gonna do that.* "She has stabilizers? You'd never know it!" *Grins, her tongue poking out between her teeth.* "But don't fix 'em. A smooth ride would be no fun!"

Doctor - "Yes, she has stabilizers!" *Points at a bunch of blue switches on the console.* "They haven't worked properly for about five hundred years. Just thought I'd give it another shot..."

Rose - "Oh..." *Tries to think of something to distract him; a stable flight would mean less likelihood of falling against or on top of each other.* "But wasn't there that thing you were going to take me to? Some kind of once-in-a-lifetime event?" *She remembers no such thing, but knows there has to be something that qualifies.*

Doctor - "Every time I do manage to fix them, they just bust again right away. It's infuriating!" *Scratches his head while staring at the annoying blue buttons.*

Rose - *Puts her hands on his shoulders and waits for eye contact.* "Doctor! Time and Space? Adventures? Yeah?"

Doctor - "Hmm?" *He tears his eyes away from the buttons.* "Oh, sure! Um... Where d'you want to go?"

Rose - "Oh, I dunno..." *Mentally searches through the endless string of Doctor rambles in her memory.*

Doctor - *Stares at her face for a minute, maybe just a little too long.* "Oh! I know a great place to go! Cat's Eye! Everything is made of opalescent chrysoberyl!" *Starts dashing around the console, setting the coordinates.* "So, it looks like millions of cat eyes are looking at you but it's only an effect of the light!" *Trips over the panel he left open and lands on his face. Jumps right back up.* "I'm fine! I meant to do that! Right, Cat's Eye!"

The TARDIS gives an almighty lurch as the dematerialization switch is thrown, sending them thundering into the Time Vortex.

Rose - *Smirks and giggles at his antics, then grabs hold of a coral strut to steady herself as the TARDIS lurches into motion.* "Any people there, or is it just us and the imaginary eyes?"

Doctor - *Holds on for dear life, laughing the whole way through the vortex.* "Oh, there are plenty of people there! Alexandrites! Named for the abundance of alexandrite and chrysoberyl embedded into their skin. But be careful, they sort of blend in with their surroundings, might sneak up on you, though not on purpose. Very peaceful people!"

Rose - *Accidentally-on-purpose loses her grip and falls, aiming for the Doctor, as the TARDIS materializes with a final bump. Matches his grin at the bumpy ride and landing.* "See? Fun, yeah?"

Doctor - *Lands on the floor with Rose on top of him, feeling a pull in his groin but does his absolute best to ignore it.* "I see what you mean! Alright, I won't fix the stabilizers!"

Rose - *Gives him a dazzling and triumphant smile as she rolls off him, waiting for him to help her up.* "So, Cat's Eye?"

Doctor - *Jumps up and pulls Rose up with him.* "Cat's Eye!" *Grabs his coat and throws it on and heads for the door.* "Oh, wait 'til you see it! It's absolutely gorgeous!" *Opens the door and steps outside, a broad smile on his face.*

Rose - *Follows him outside.*

Everything is glittery brown and gold, sparkling with the sun.

Doctor - " Well? "

Rose - *Gasps* "It is! It's beautiful!"

Doctor - *Watches Rose's face as it lights up the way he likes to see it.* "Let's have a look around!" *Grabs her hand and pulls her along a narrow road lined with people who blend in. They can only tell they.re there when they move.*

Rose - *Feeling a little unnerved by the silent, almost invisible Alexandrites.* "Are you sure they're okay with us being here? It feels like they're watching us..."

Doctor - "That's because they are watching us! We do stand out a bit more than they're used to, as you can imagine."

Suddenly, numerous Alexandrites surround them.

Rose - *Mutters out the side of her mouth.* "Uh, Doctor? You did say they're peaceful, right?"

Doctor - *Clears his throat nervously.* "Well, that might have been a few centuries into their past but..."

Rose - *Attempts to present a friendly grin to the eerily silent creatures surrounding them, while talking through her teeth.* "You couldn't have looked for more updated information? What do we do?"

Doctor - *Laughs nervously.* "Rose, when have you ever known me to look where I'm going?" *Nods and waves at an indecently close Alexandrite.*

Rose - *Still through clenched, but smiling, teeth.* "Not answering my question!" :: Please don't choose this moment to be rude!::

Doctor - *Smiles brilliantly.* "Hi, there! Wow, you lot are... shiny. Um, we were just leaving."

The Alexandrites grab them both and bodily haul them away.

Rose - *Drops all pretense of a friendly smile in favor of struggling and shouting.* "Hey! Hey, put us down! Ow!" :: Okay, Note to self: kicking stone-encrusted creatures is a bad idea!::

Doctor - *Struggles in the Alexandrites' grasp.* "Oi, let us go! What did we do? Wear the wrong color or something?" *Notices the way Rose's breasts are tantalizingly close to falling out of her top.* :: Breasts, come on! Just shift that arm a bit and her shirt will slip up just enough!:: *Settles for trying to defend her; he can worry about seeing her bosom later.* "You put her down!" *Learns the same lesson as Rose when he kicks anAlexandrite.* "Ow!"

Rose has now lost one shoe, a little sparkly sandal; probably should have known better, as they aren't the best for running.

Rose - *Gives up struggling after yet another bruise.* "At least tell us where you're taking us!"

One of the Alexandrites chitters a command to the others, who reply with yet more chittering.

Doctor - *Hears this and mentally smacks himself for his stupidity.*

Rose - "Doctor? That's... They're talking, right? Why isn't the TARDIS translating?"

Doctor - *Goes limp in the arms of the Alexandrites and looks anywhere but at Rose.* "I... might have... switched off the translation circuits in the process of routine maintenance."

Rose - *Glares daggers at him.* "'MIGHT HAVE?!' Oh, great! So, now we're being carried off to who knows where by... possibly angry rock people... and we can't even communicate with them?! Why didn't you turn the bloody circuits back on before we left?!"

Doctor - *Eyes widen in surprise.* "Rose Marion Tyler! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? And for the record, I don't think they're angry... Hopefully..." *Looks ahead of them, watching a large temple coming into view* :: Oh, good Rassilon! I hope they don't do blood sacrifices!::

Rose - *Follows his gaze and registers the temple up ahead.*

Doctor - *Takes in the architecture of the temple, the idols and murals, trying to figure out what kind of temple it is.* "Rose, just don't panic, alright? We'll panic if and when they decide to try and kill us..." *Gives her a brilliant smile, as his head bobs up and down with the motion of the Alexandrites walking and carrying him.*

Rose - *Tries to stay at least annoyed with him, in spite of the adorable smile.* ::He really should have known better!:: "I'm not panicking! I just can't believe you'd do something like this!" *Pauses, realizing how ridiculous that is.* "Well, yeah, I can, but... Look, just get us out of this, okay?"

Doctor - *Winks at her and clicks his tongue.* "I always do!"

Rose - *Forgets about saying anything else and just grins at him.* :: One of these days I'll manage to stay mad at you long enough to win an argument!::

Doctor - *Grins back at her.*

They remain silent as they reach the temple, where they are set on their feet and greeted by two Alexandrites of a peculiar blue color.

Doctor - *Looks around, still trying to figure out what kind of temple it is.* ::It's not a place for sacrifices, no altar.::

Rose - "Well, bringing us to a... temple? That seems friendly enough, yeah? Aside from being surrounded..." *Smiles and nods at the blue Alexandrites, hoping body language is at least similar for them.*

Doctor - "Yeah, I suppose it is a little friendly..." *Notices some of the idols and depictions have one thing in common.* "Is this a fertility temple? Why would they bring us here?"

Rose - *Eyes widen at this.* "A... fertility temple?" *Has the same realization about the idols and blushes.* "Do they even, y'know... 'dance' the same way we do?" *Partly hopes that the answer is no, cause that would mean these idols aren't doing what she thinks they're doing... but partly hopes for a yes, cause that could mean... maybe an opportunity or an excuse?* :: Don't think about 'dancing' with the Doctor, don't think about it... Ah, damn.::

Doctor - *Looks around at the temples murals and glyphs, trying to decipher more.*

The blue Alexandrites chitter something to the others, who then busy themselves with cleaning and rearranging things in the temple. A few others leave, chittering to themselves and any others they pass. The blue Alexandrites drop to their knees and bow to Rose and the Doctor.

Doctor - *Figures out a bit more from the glyphs.* :: Oh no...:: "Oh, bugger... Are we in for it now..."

Rose - *Begins to worry.* "How bad?"

Doctor - *Tries to think of a subtle way of putting it, his mouth opening and closing a few times while he thinks* "It's not really... 'bad' per se..."

Rose - :: Oh, here we go!:: "But...?"

Doctor - *Looks down at the blue Alexandrites that, as it turns out, are the temple priests.* "They think we're fertility gods..." *Glances at Rose, then quickly turns his eyes back to the glyphs on the wall.* "Fertility gods who will teach them the ways of producing stoneless offspring..."

Rose - *Rolls eyes.* :: Of course, what else in a fertility temple, luck we have!:: "And I take it we aren't here to write a textbook?"

Doctor - "No, we're not here to write a textbook..." *Shakes his head a little, blushing just slightly.*

Rose - *Blushes as well.* "Oh. So, um... What now?" :: Please tell me they aren't going to stand there and watch! Or participate!::

Doctor - *Tries not to look at Rose's face. Ends up looking at her chest and blushes furiously. Looks away.* "I don't know yet. We'll just have to wait and see what they want us to do..." *Sighs.*

Rose - "And how are we gonna know that?"

Doctor - "I don't know!" *Gives her his worried puppy dog eyes.* "First, let's just wait here..."

Rose - *Looks around, taking in the activity around them and trying to figure out what the Alexandrites are doing. Inspects her legs and feet for bruises as a result of her earlier struggles.* "Well, can we at least find someplace to sit down?"

Almost as if reading their minds, the blue Alexandrites bring two chairs in and place them at the head of the room, like thrones.

They usher Rose and the Doctor over to them and shove them into them.

Doctor - "Well, you wanted a place to sit..." *His voice cracks a little with anxiety.*

Rose - "Yeah, I did." *Settles into the unusually tall chair, finding that her feet don't quite reach the floor. Pulls a wry face.* "Think if I wish for a ride back to the TARDIS they'd give us that, too?"

Doctor - *Giggles, smiling his bright sunny smile.* "Oh, I wish it worked that way! But from what I can tell, they aren't telepathic..." *Sighs.* "Which is a pity because then I'd be able to communicate with them." *Watches as the two blue Alexandrites shuffle forward, kneel before them and offer them each a goblet full of what he assumes is some kind of wine.*

Rose - *Looks at the cup being offered to her, then at the Doctor questioningly.*

Doctor - *Takes the goblet, nodding his head in thanks.* "Take the goblet, Rose." *He says through his teeth, smiling at the Alexandrites.*

Rose - *Accepts the proffered goblet, and tries to surreptitiously sniff the contents, as though this will tell her whether or not the liquid is safe to drink.*

The Alexandrites continue to stand there, as if waiting for something.

Doctor - *Sniffs the contents, then shrugs.* "Smells like wine to me." *Tentatively takes a small sip.*

Rose - *Follows suit. It tastes much better than any wine she's ever had before; sweeter, less of the sting of alcohol. She finds herself drinking it more eagerly - or at least, less hesitantly - than she had planned, stopping only after she's inadvertently
drained half the glass.* "Well, their wine is nice anyway. I didn't realize I was so thirsty!"

Doctor - *Drains the whole glass in one go.* "Wow, that's good!"

Rose - *Raises her eyebrows at this, then shrugs and drains the rest of her glass.* "Well, if it was laced with anything, we're in for it now!"

Doctor - "Oh, that would be terrible!" *Hands his goblet back to the Alexandrite in front of him and lounges in his seat.* "I feel a little weird now... Wonder if it's the alcohol?" *Hears rustling behind him, turns and sees several Alexandrites setting up a bed of sorts with a lot of cushions.* "Oh, dear..."

Rose - *Allows the other Alexandrite to collect her cup, while grinning cheekily at the Doctor.* "Mr. Superior Biology can't hold his drink?" *Turns at the sound of the bed being set up.* "Oh, I dunno... Looks comfy!"

Doctor - "It does!" *Feels his cheeks burning and a warmth spreading through him* "That's... odd." *Has a quizzical look as he mentally checks his own internal chemistry.* "Alcoholic beverages don't usually have this sort of effect on me..." *Mind is racing.*

Rose - "What sort of effect is that, Doctor?" *Leans closer to him.* "My Doctor..." *Doesn't notice that she suddenly isn't concerned with the Alexandrites watching her. Or that she's beginning to get a kind of tunnel-vision; nothing else exists except him... and maybe the bed. Also thinks nothing odd about her sudden increased longing for him, the warmth spreading through her own body, her increased heart rate. These seem like perfectly natural and welcome responses to the irresistible Time Lord beside her.*

Doctor - *Looks at her intending to answer, ends up staring at her lips with his mouth hanging open.* "Um... What?" *Slowly leans forward like he wants a better look at those lips, feels a pull in his belly and groin.* "Oh, Rose..." *Almost whispers this, his hand wandering up to her cheek.*

The throne-like chairs squeak and rattle with their movements.

Rose - *Gazes distractedly at his beautiful relaxed mouth, it looks amazing when he just lets his jaw hang loosely like that! Leans toward him to meet his approaching hand while reaching out herself. ...And manages to knock over both chairs, leaving them in a heap on the floor*

Doctor - *Falls and smacks his head on the floor and gets Rose's knee in his groin.*

Rose - *Tries not laugh at the comedic, if awkward, timing of their tumble.* "Oh my God, Doctor, I'm so sorry! Guess 'big' didn't equal 'heavy' with those chairs. You alright?"

Doctor - *Whimpers and rubs his head.*

Rose - "Bump your head?"

Doctor - *He nods, gazing up at her.*

Rose - *Cradles his head in her hands and gently kisses where he'd been rubbing. She licks her lips, and can taste him there, a sort of sweet, spicy taste. Not spicy like peppers, but spicy like ginger and cinnamon mixed together. Kisses his head again, then begins to trail kisses down the side of his face, slowly making for his mouth. Between kisses, murmurs* "Better?"

Doctor - *Hums a little at the feel of Rose's lips on his head* "Better..." *Without thinking, turns his head and meets her lips with his own.*

Rose - *Returns his kiss eagerly, burying her fingers in his thick hair and pulling him closer as she relishes the feel of his lips against hers, just as soft yet firm as they had looked.*

Doctor - *Kisses her hungrily, losing himself in the feel of her soft plump lips that taste just as good as he thought they would.*

The blue Alexandrites watch them curiously and, assuming that their lesson is starting, begin ushering people in to watch and learn, going unnoticed by their unwitting teachers.

Doctor - *Puts his arms around Rose's waist, pulling her closer to him and opening his mouth to let her in.*

Rose - *Accepts his invitation, threading her tongue between his lips and along the back of his teeth while drawing his upper lip into her mouth and sucking on it.*

Doctor - *Sits up and holds her tighter, plunging his tongue into her warm mouth, his hands wandering up into the bottom of her shirt to feel the soft flesh of her back.* :: Bed!:: *grabs her around the waist and stands, carrying her with him, their kiss
still unbroken.*

Rose - *Wraps her arms around his neck and clings to him as he carries her.*

Doctor - *Walks around the toppled chairs, careful not to trip, and lays her down on the cushy, throw-pillow-covered bed. Pulls out of the kiss and takes his coat and jacket off, staring at his flustered and blushing Rose with glassy lust-filled eyes.*

Rose - *Shivers delightedly at the sight of the Doctor stripping off clothing, and reaches for his tie, fully intending to help, but finds herself using it to pull him back to her mouth again, clutching it desperately. Then her hands remember their task, and make their way up to the knot, where they struggle to loosen the thing enough to get it off.*

Doctor - *Growls in excitement as Rose pulls his lips back to her own. One hand wandering down to pull at the fastening to her jeans, the other tangling in her beautiful blonde hair.*

Rose -*Finally manages to figure out the knot in his tie, but loses her grip at the pressure on the front of her jeans, the anticipation of feeling his long, slim fingers against the flesh of her waist and hips. Instead, her hands fist convulsively, grabbing at his neck, shoulders, and hair. She suddenly realizes that she does still need to breathe though, and pulls out of the kiss, pressing her head into the hand that's caressing her hair, and murmuring her encouragement regarding the actions of his other hand.*

Doctor - *Reluctantly lets go of her lips and kisses along her cheek and jaw instead. Finally pulls down the zip to her jeans. slides his hand inside, under her panties and into the hair he finds, running his fingers along her crevasse*

Rose - *Shudders and gasps at the sudden contact, an inarticulate moan escaping from her lips. Overwhelmed by the desire to touch him, make him react, she frantically gropes for anything she can get a hold of, and buttons go flying as she yanks eagerly at his shirt, hands racing over every inch of the newly-exposed skin.*

Doctor - *Gasps as his chest is exposed to the cool air* "Rose..." *His fingers tease their way further in to find her nub, his other hand creeping up under her shirt to grope her breast, his member hardening until it aches.*

Rose - *Involuntarily thrusts her hips forward as he strokes her, seeking more pressure, more contact. Starts to kiss and lick her way down the tempting expanse of his exposed chest, but can.t go too far without pulling herself out of reach of the exquisite actions of his clever fingers. So, as her lips and tongue retrace their path back upwards, she lets her fingers take over the downward path, one hand teasingly tracing his outline beneath his trousers while the other finds its way behind him to firmly squeeze his bum.*

Doctor - *Bucks his hips forward at her touch, gasping and panting. Attacks her lips with his own once more, tasting her salty human flavor, his fingers tracing around her center.*

Rose - *Finds his tongue with her own and pulls it into her mouth, sucking on it, as she finally releases him from the confines of his trousers and pants, wrapping her fingers around his thick, firm length and stroking in time with her ministrations to his tongue.*

Doctor - *Moans a slurred Gallifreyan curse into her mouth, rubs her nub in time with her strokes. Works his other hand under her and deftly unhooks her bra.*

The Alexandritres watch, enthralled with their lesson, some of them getting excited enough to touch themselves experimentally.

Rose - *Releases his tongue to hear him more clearly, and wonders if these strange words are as dirty as they sound. Feels heat spreading from her centre out through her entire body at the sensation of his hands rubbing her in just the right way, setting up the perfect rhythm.*

Doctor - *Pulls his fingers out of her jeans and his hand out from under her. Grabbing her arms, he tugs her up into a sitting position and kneels above her thighs, straddling her.*

Rose - *Feels disoriented at being pulled from her haze of pleasure by his withdrawal, and whimpers at the loss of contact.* "Wha'?"

Doctor - *Whips off her shirt and bra and flings them over his shoulder, then stops to gape at her perfect C's.*

Rose - *Shivers once, just a little, at the sudden exposure of skin.* "Oh... " *Enjoys seeing his face like this, just taking her in, liking what he sees. But begins to squirm impatiently under him, seeking as much contact as she can find, as he takes just a little too long to stare.*

Doctor - *Suddenly dives forward, wrapping his lips around one pink nipple and sucking hard, one hand finding its way into her jeans again, the other tugging the waistband down*

Rose - "Mmmm... Doctor!" *Relishes the resumed contact, and resumes her own grasp on him in return, after having released it in surprise a moment ago. The length and girth of him are amazing, and she feels tremors beginning to build in him as she continues stroking, eager to share with him, to make him feel as good as he's making her feel.*

Doctor - *Moans at the feel of her fingers and gently bites her nipple. He pulls her hand away from him, then both hands move to pull down her jeans and panties, completely forgetting about his own clothes. He's so wrapped up in the flavor of his Rose, his lips kiss their way down her abdomen, moving lower and lower.*

Rose - *Finds her hips and torso raising involuntarily against him, her hands searching for some new task, now that he's moved them. Happily, they discover clothing just waiting to be removed - his shirt hanging open since she stripped the buttons earlier, his tie somehow still loosely fastened about his neck, and his trousers, though undone, still very much in place. Undoes the tie the rest of the way. Then reaching around both of his arms, she grasps the back of his collar and pulls both shirt and tie down his back.*

Doctor - *Feels the annoying pull of fabric around his shoulders and growls angrily, quickly sitting up he throws his shirt and tie off- eager to get back to loving his beautiful Rose.*

Rose - *As he raises up in surrender to her tugging at his shirt, she quickly brings one arm around and braces it against him, stopping him from lowering himself again. Once his shirt is gone, she uses her other hand to push herself up to a partial sitting position, then attacks his remaining clothing* "Trousers... off!"

Doctor - *Pulls his trousers and pants down and, his mind too hazy with lust to use words, he growls angrily again when they get stuck around his shoes. He sits back and yanks his shoes, socks, trousers and pants off violently and throws them, then pounces on Rose again, pressing kisses feverishly down her soft belly, traveling lower and lower until he gets to her center.*

Rose - *Leans back again beneath him, surrendering willingly to his insistent pace. At this point, all she can do is bury her fingers in that fantastic hair of his and just hang on.*

Doctor - *Holds her thighs open and buries his face in her fuzzy warmth, drags his tongue slowly over her nub, up and down and back and forth, swirling it one way then the other, relishing the feel of her fingers in his hair and her nails on his scalp. His length twitches in anticipation as his talented tongue works its magic, and he moans against her center.*

Rose - *The vibration of his moan almost sends her over the edge by itself.* "Oh, God, Doctor!" *Muscles clenching harder than she knew was possible, she bucks and writhes uncontrollably before his relentless assault.*

Doctor - *Allows his tongue to fall lower, letting it delve inside her, tracing circles and patterns in her moist canal. He tastes the salt of her, the minute taste of iron in her blood-infused flesh that no human would be able to notice. His temper flared when he thought of the other men that might have tasted her; he suddenly hated Mickey and almost wanted to go and kill him right that instant but then the sound of his name from Rose's mouth made him forget all of that, he just wanted to make her feel good. He pulls his tongue away, moves it back up to her pleasure center, and lets his fingers take the place of his tongue inside her.*

Rose - *Intense pleasure coils inside her at this dual attention, as he finds just -that- spot, both inside and out. Every cell in her body seems filled to bursting with excitement. Tries to say his name, but her mouth is beyond her control, spreading into a quivering open grin. Pants helplessly as he maintains his momentum and the tension builds, and builds, and then breaks and her body convulses in a prolonged shock of ecstasy.*

Doctor - *Feels Rose clench and spasm around his fingers and smells her pheromones pouring off of her. The scent almost intoxicating, he licks up what he's coaxed from her body and savors her taste. His own organ twitching and aching and wanting... but unsure if he should continue.*

Rose - *Relaxes to let the after-shocks of her orgasm thrill through her, prepared to rest for a bit after such exertion. She's not surprised to find that she wants more; she is surprised, however, that she has the strength to sit up and go seeking it!* ::Gotta get some of this wine as a souvenir!:: *Pushes against the bed to raise herself into a sitting position, then, in one movement, swings one arm around the Doctor's waist while pushing off with the other, flipping them over and ending with her straddling him, Leans over him and grins salaciously, the tip of her tongue protruding from between her teeth.* "My turn!"

Doctor - *Is completely disoriented, as one second he was over Rose, tasting her sweetness, and the next second he.s on his back with her grinning over him.* ::My god, she's beautiful!:: *Gulps in anticipation and stares at her lovely face and body, his own body frozen in a pleasant terror; it has been far too long since he's been with anyone this way.*

Rose - *Gazes down at him in amazement that this is really happening, that -that- just happened.* "My Doctor. Where shall I begin?" *Has dreamed of this, fantasized about it, expected to take her time, enjoy each part of him; run her fingers through his amazing hair, plant kisses on every freckle, suck and nibble at his ears, and that little spot just behind his ears that just looks like it needs to be kissed or licked, or something... But now, with the aphrodisiac flooding her system, she has no patience for that, and flings herself on top of him, lips roughly surrounding his, hands trying to touch every part of him at once. They alternately skim over his skin and grope him firmly, beginning at his
shoulders, working across his chest and down to his smooth, flat abdomen, and finally ending up with a firm grasp on each hip.*

Doctor - *Watches her as she watches him, only thinking in many different ways and languages about how beautiful she is and how much he wants her. Barely hears her words as he watches her lips, before they are attached to his own. He tastes her again, loving every nuance in her flavors and shivers as her hands travel over his body, he moans and groans and WANTS her so bad.*

Rose - *Relishes his shivers, the look of desire in his eyes. Mouth begins to follow hands, placing open-mouthed kisses on his neck, his chest, licking and nipping along the way. Pauses just long enough to speak in a husky whisper.* "Mmm, I love that look! Tell me how you want me!" *Immediately returns to exploring his body with hands and lips and teeth and tongue, hands now pulling his hips against hers, grinding them together, so turned on by the feel of his firm excitement against her front.*

Doctor - *Watches her as she kisses his body.* "I-I-I..." *Squeaks and gulps thickly.*

Rose - "Oh..." *Kiss.* "You're finally..." *Nip, Lick.* "Speechless!" *Loves the realization that she can do that to him! But that's about all the banter she can provide as well, as her lips have now passed below his belly button and have better things to do.* "Wonder what this'll do to ya?" *Anchors his hip with one hand gripping his bum, while cupping his balls with the other. Finally, swirls her tongue around the head of him, feeling the smooth taut skin double-pulsing with the desire of his hearts as they beat faster and harder. Pulls him ever so slightly into her mouth and just holds him there, continuing to lap with her tongue, but holding off on actually sucking; the closest she can bear to get to torturing him with any kind of delay.*

Doctor - *Mumbles incoherently.* :: Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...:: *Pants and gasps, his hips buck slightly when her hot human tongue touches his cooler flesh, he tries not to just shove himself all the way in her mouth* "Rose!"

Rose - *Takes him further into her mouth and begins to suck, her tongue rippling toward the back of her mouth, massaging his flesh. Seeing and hearing how turned on he is turns her on too. She spreads her legs on either side of one of his, rubbing herself against him even as she continues her attentions with her mouth, letting him feel how she's just as wet between her thighs as she is around his cock.*

Doctor - *Feels her warmth on his knee, he raises it only slightly to rub against her.* :: Oh my god!:: *Whines and whimpers a little as her tongue works expertly around him, his hands move down to tangle in her hair, massaging her scalp with his fingers. He wants to say something, to encourage her to keep going but his thoughts are too muddled to form sentences and say them too.* :: Oh, my Rose!::

Rose - *Moans around him at the additional friction. Remembering how the vibration of his moan into her earlier felt, she hums around him, continuing to press and slide her tongue against the entire length of him, now almost fully engulfed in her mouth. Her hand moves from his scrotum to stroke the remaining inch or so at the base, supplementing and complimenting her efforts with her mouth.*

Doctor - *Makes a strange whimpering "ooh" noise when she hums around him, his mind racing with a similar expression.* :: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!:: *His hips buck and he has to dig deep to stop himself from just thrusting deep into Rose's throat.*

Rose - *Pulls back slightly, letting him slide almost all the way out, and manages to blow a gust of cool breath around what remains in her mouth, the air current sweeping quickly along his entire length before she pulls him back in. Repeats the process once more, and then again, before running her tongue rapidly up his shaft, then circling just below the head. Just a few circles, each firmer than the last, and then her mouth surrounds him again, taking in as much of him as she can hold, pulling and pulsating around him in earnest now, while she continues to rub herself against his leg, feeling the surface become slicker as her moisture increases and spreads across him.*

Doctor - *Can feel himself getting closer to his climax, the tension building and the urge to thrust getting more and more difficult to suppress.* "Oh, Rose! ...almost..." *Pants a little and whimpers.*

Rose - *releases her grip on his bum, reaches between his legs and runs her nails across one cheek, toward the center, then forward toward his balls. Lightly teases his perineum, then presses harder on it, almost digging her nails in, but not quite. Picks up her pace on his trembling length, which is beginning to leak just a bit now, and growls seductively around him, willing him to come for her.*

Doctor - *Whimpers and writhes a little at the feel of her nails and fingers, the growl she gives around him sends him over the edge before he can warn her or pull out and ends up filling her mouth, he lets out a howl of delight and stutters her name.* "RR-Rooose!"

Rose - *Is not surprised by the Doctor's climax; he's been so obvious with each stage of his arousal, sharing himself completely with her, and she's thrilled to be shown such absolute trust. She is surprised though, and pleasantly so, by the flavor and consistency of the mouthful she receives. He tastes mostly sweet, with a hint of bananas and citrus, like a confectioner's glaze; but there's a hint of something undefinable, a distinctly Doctor flavor, similar to the spicy undertones of his kiss. It's a bit thinner than she'd expected, considering his tremendous virility, but not in a weak way. She feels like she's just been treated to some sort of pleasant beverage, and allows it to swish around her
mouth for a bit before swallowing a little at a time.*

Doctor - *Pants, sitting up to look at her with love in his eyes, then sits forward and grabs Rose's head in his hands and kisses her fiercely, tasting himself on her tongue.He is rock hard again in an instant, pushing her back and down onto the bed, kissing with his tongue mapping out the contours of her mouth and grinding his hips down against hers.*

Rose - *Grunts as she lands under him, panting herself. So ready for more, having almost worked herself there against his leg.* :: Oh God, yes!:: It comes out- "Mmm, oghs!" *Gyrates up against him in response to his movements, and manages to pull away from his kiss long enough to speak more distinctly. Gazes intently into his gorgeous eyes, just a thin ring of rich brown visible around the massively dilated pupils.* "I... I want..." *Swallows.* "Inside me! Please!"

Doctor - *His cock twitches at her words, he spreads her legs and hesitates.* "Are you sure?"

Rose - ::Am I sure?!:: *She's never been so ready! Already open in anticipation, and lubrication is definitely not going to be a problem! Raises herself up and presses against him so he can feel just -how- ready she is!* "Oh God, yes!"

Doctor - *Feels how warm she is. Pants and trembles with excitement.* "God, you're beautiful!" *He rams his lips to hers and positions himself, then eases in gently but quickly.*

Rose - *Kisses back eagerly, their tongues dancing frantically round each other, nibbling occasionally on his full, perfect lower lip. Bucks up against him as he fills her, stretching her just slightly, not enough to hurt, but enough to create exquisite friction and pressure.*

Doctor - *Moves fast, not as gently as he'd like to but he's too excited and his body is almost beyond his control. Thrusts, at least trying not to do it too hard, but it's so tempting to just take her completely.*

Rose - *Gasps and moans as he begins to move, moving herself in syncopation with him. One hand fists in his hair, the other gripping his ass, pulling and squeezing convulsively.* "Oh, Doctor, yes! You're - oh, God that's perfect!"

Doctor - *Buries his face into her neck and licks and kisses it.* "Rose!" *Starts moving faster and a little harder, wondering how the hell this happened.* ::If this is a dream, I never want to wake up!::

The Alexandrites are watching intently, some finding partners and trying to copy what their teachers are doing, the blue priests writing it all down on scrolls, one drawing illustrations, one writing the words to describe it.

Rose - *Bucks harder into the Doctor's thrusts, the friction increasing perfectly in all the right places. Every inch of her body seems to be crying out in desire and pleasure, and keeping the rhythm from faltering into shuddering, erratic spasms is beginning to require some effort.*

Doctor - *His movements get harder and more agitated, wanting to let go but not wanting to hurt Rose.* :: Oh, Rose. Oh god, oh god, oh god!:: *His arms curl around her waist, lifting her a little, he sucks on her neck gently with his mouth, traveling down to her clavicle, then to her breast, savoring her human taste.* ::She tastes so good!::

Rose - *The slight change in angle, his mouth on her neck and breasts, is too much, and she feels herself lose it completely, intense euphoria singing along every nerve.* "Doc-... Doct-... OOHHHHH!" *She wanted to say his name, really did, but has lost control of her tongue. Finds herself losing control of the rest of herself too, as the friction and heat and brilliant, fantastic sensations overwhelm her, pushing her over the edge into blinding ecstasy. Bucks and clenches spasmodically against him and around him, breathing ragged, wanting the release to never end, and marvels that it doesn't seem to be doing so. The uncontrollable spasms of her orgasm coming in an unending, rolling, succession.*

Doctor - *He slams himself in a bit harder, unable to control himself. Her voice, her taste and her spasming body are all too much and he comes long and hard. He grunts her name as it hits him like an asteroid crashing into a moon.* "Oh my god, Rose!" *He collapses on top of her, breathing heavily and shuddering from the aftershocks.*

Rose - *It's a few seconds after his rapid erratic thrusts are replaced with periodic shudders that the crashing waves of her own pleasure begin to subside into after-shocks.* ::First time I've come first and last!:: *Pants and tries to catch her breath before murmuring to him.* "Doctor. Oh, my Doctor!" *Over and over again, now that she's regained control over her tongue.*

Doctor - *He keeps his arms wrapped around her waist and buries his face between her breasts, sighing in contentment.* "Rose." *Seconds later, he remembers something very important that they should have thought about before hand, but he pushes it to the back of his mind to worry over later, right now he's drowning in the ecstasy of his Rose and wants to stay buried inside her, but that thing they forgot just keeps nagging in the back of his mind. Then he remembers something else! His head shoots up and his eyes fly open as he turns his head to look at the rest of the room. His jaw hangs open for moment before he speaks.* "Rose..."

Rose - *Gazes at him through half-open eyes, still wrapped in the most beautiful after-glow.* "Mmm... Hmm?"

Doctor - *He takes his hand and tilts her head to face the rest of the room.*

The Alexandrites, after having experimented and satisfied some of their curiosity and realizing that their lesson is over, start clapping. Some give them a standing ovation; there is even a strange sounding wolf whistle!

Rose - *Jaw drops.* "Omigod! DOCTOR!" *She finally manages to actually shout his name, but this time it's in shock, embarrassment, and renewed anger over the disconnected translation circuit thing. Starts to scramble for her clothes, but realizes they've mostly been thrown across the room, and frantically tries to burrow under the bed-covers instead.*

Doctor - *Is roughly yanked from Rose's loins as she panics and fumbles her way out from under him, kicking him a couple times in the process.* "Ow..." *Holds himself for a moment before he crawls back to get his trousers.*

The blue Alexandrites finish their scribbling and walk over to their teachers, chittering away and patting the Doctor on the shoulder, thanking him while he sits there with his trousers held over his manhood. A few of the others follow to give their own thanks.

Rose - *Muffled, from under the covers.* "Make them. Go. Away! I'm not coming out 'til they're gone!"

Doctor - *Turns his head to look at her.* "What do you want me to say?! They can't understand me!"

The Doctor is suddenly picked up by the Alexandrites and carried on their shoulders.

Doctor - *His face blushes as he is carried away, completely starkers, and is not surprised when more go to do the same to Rose.* :: Oh, please don't kick up a fuss and possibly get us killed!::

Rose - "I dunno, you're the genius who always saves the day! Make it up!" *Begins to feel alarmed as the bed shifts from the removal of the Doctor's weight, then a bit panicky as the hard, rough hands begin to paw at her through the covers, pulling them off of her.* "Oi! Hey, wait! No!" *Suppresses her instinct to struggle, remembering the painful outcome of that last time. She doesn't have much strength left anyway, after such energetic activity, and finally settles for just trying to cover herself with her hands as much as possible as she's picked up and carried after the Doctor.*

Doctor - *Shouts back to her.* "I can't think right now! You wore me out!" *Laughs as they're carried into a banquet hall.*

Rose - "See if I make that mistake again!" ::Well, under these kinds of conditions.:: *Feels a couple of fingers prodding her in awkward places and swats in that direction.* "'Ey, mind your hands!"

Doctor - *Giggles even though he encounters a few groping and probing hands as well, the humor and the hilarity of the whole situation just now catching up to him.*

They are both set down at the head of a very long table, on really squishy and comfortable cushions.

Rose - *Settles into place on the cushion, grateful that at least she's not being asked to sit naked on a cold, hard bench. Grabs his upper arm and holds tight as she hisses through her teeth.* "You soooo owe me big time when we get back to the TARDIS!"

Doctor - *Winces as her nails dig into his arm.* "It's not my fault!" *Thinks for moment.* "Okay, maybe it is my fault... but at least we've done a good deed for these people, haven't we?"

Rose - *Relents and lets go of him as she replies sarcastically.* "Oh, well, as long as we've done a good deed!" *Pauses to process this.* "Why did they need us to, ah... demonstrate, anyway? You said something about offspring without the rocks?"

Doctor - *Goes into ramble mode.* "Well, they were humans to begin with but that was well over a million years ago, they've evolved since then. They've reproduced by cloning for several millennia now, and about two thousand years ago they developed this genetic defect where crystals form under their skin and they grow into the large bits of chrysoberyl we see before us. It's quite painful, as you can imagine, they live their whole lives in excruciating pain. And after cloning and cloning the same genetic defect over and over again, never being able to weed it out, the condition has gotten worse. But after all that time, they've completely forgotten how to have intercourse, to mix their genes and let nature weed out the bad things. So, if they've learned how to have sex again... eventually, they'll have children who won't be cursed with the painful stones under their skin." *Looks around at the Alexandrites, sort of pitying them but also too hungry to really care at the moment* "Can't wait to see what they serve for food."

Rose - *Can't really maintain her irritation with the Doctor in the face of his enthusiastic rambling, and smiles in spite of herself.* "Well... I guess I'm glad to have helped. They could've let us put our clothes back on, though!" *At the mention of food, she realizes something else.* "And as to food, I hope it's something we can eat! I'm starving all of a sudden!"

Doctor - "I said they used to be humans, they have cows and pigs and things... well, close relatives of cows and pigs and things."

A very large roasted pig is brought out, definitely depicting the "close relation" to pigs or cows. It is a pig the size of a cow! There are also potatoes with spiky skins, squishy white carrots, and blue corn. It is very literally blue corn, royal blue.

Rose - *Eyes widen at the size of the main course.* "Ooh, now that's definitely something I can eat!"

Doctor - *Chuckles.* "I told you!" *Thanks one of the blue Alexandrites with a nod as they pass him a helping of everything.*

Rose - *Follows suit, deciding to abandon any attempt at modesty in favor of using her hands for eating. She does, however, place one of the large cloth napkins carefully across her lap!* "I'd suggest a napkin, Doctor; wouldn't wanna drip hot grease on yourself!"

Doctor - "Hmm?" *Already chowing down with his fingers like the rest of the Alexandrites.*

Rose - "A napkin, so you don't..." *Notices eyes on her, seeming to wonder why she's not eating. Sighs, shrugs, and digs in with her hands, wincing slightly as she burns her fingers a bit.* "Never mind. Wait... Why've they got napkins anyway? They're made of rock!"

Doctor - *Speaks through a mouth full of food.* "They might be made of rock, but they still don't like going about their lives with dirty greasy hands!" *Chuckles a little and takes another bite of blue corn.* "Mmm, this is delicious! We should take some home to your mother! Make her try something new and old!"

Rose - *Also through a mouthful, although a smaller one.* "They could just use a fork and knife." *Swallows.* "And Doctor, we just shagged in front of a bunch of alien strangers and are now having naked dinner with the same; could you please leave my mum out of this?"

Doctor - *The reality dawns on him a bit that things will be changed, though for the better, but Jackie is going to kill him.* "Oh, my god! Your mother!" *Eyes widen and he swallows too much food at once, making him choke a little.* "She's going to kill me! Until I run out of regenerations and stay dead!"

Rose - *Splutters and laughs.* "I'm not gonna tell her! And you'd better not either! As far as Mum knows, Cat's Eye doesn't even exist, except as a gem. No souvenirs, no stories. After all..." *Grins slyly.* "I quite like this regeneration!"
Doctor - *Chokes and laughs, then drops a piece of hot pork into his bare lap.* "Aah!!! Ow!"

Rose - *Chuckles and hands him a napkin.* "Told ya!" *Leans closer and whispers.* "Take care of that, we'll need it later!"

Doctor - *Splutters at her words, picks up the piece of pork and puts it back on his plate without thinking.* "Besides, it's easy for you to say! You're not the one she badgers every time we go home, asking 'Where'd you go? What happened? What did you do to my baby?' And she knows when I'm lying! Every time!"

Rose - "Just tell her..." *It registers what he just said.* "Wait... every time WE go home?" *Looks at him tenderly, and reaches out a hand to stroke his cheek.*

Doctor - *Looks at her as she speaks, wonders why she paused and is now touching him.* "What?"

Rose - "You said it like... like my home is yours, too."

Doctor - *Swallows nervously.*

Rose - ::C'mon, say it!:: *Gazes at him, stroking his hair, willing him to speak.*

Doctor - *Stares, his mouth opening and closing like a fish.* "II-I-... Did I? Um... I..." *Laughs nervously.*

Rose - *Continues to watch him, not speaking, but trying to look as encouraging as possible.* ::Two words, maybe three: It Is Home. C'mon, it's not I Love You, you can say this! God, he does look adorable stammering about it, though!:: *He doesn't even have to say "home," he could just say, "It is." She won't press him, she's just waiting to tell him...*

Doctor - *Watches her face for another moment, then sighs.* "Well, it... sort of... IS home! I... uh... Well, I mean it feels like... home... uh..."

Rose - *Hearing the words, stammered, halting, but so sweet and honest, melts her heart completely, and she gives him a kiss that has nothing to do with any aphrodisiac or hormones, or anything else except an over-whelming sense of love for her Doctor. His lips are so soft, and perfect, and him, but she pulls away after a few too short seconds to tell him what she needs to tell him.* "Doctor, your home can be wherever you want it to be. Cause home for me... it's wherever you are. Right here, right now, I'm home."

Doctor - *Drops his whole plate into his lap, that he hadn't covered with the napkin yet. Stares, wide-eyed and slack-jawed.*

Rose - *Looks at the plate on his lap, then at him, then bursts out laughing, but still gazes at him tenderly through her laughter.* "Oh, look at you! Good thing this is home, then; we can make a mess!"

Doctor - *Relaxes a little and starts to laugh with her, picking up his food and wiping his lap clean with the napkin.*

Rose - *Helps to clean him, loving that she gets to touch him like this, so intimately.* ::I love you, you ridiculous man!:: "So, is that dinner over then?"

Doctor - Hears her thoughts and turns to look at her again.* "Um... yeah, I suppose it is." *Smiles.* "What do you say we dine and dash?"

Rose - *Smiles back at him, letting the tip of her tongue slip between her teeth as she does so.* "Love to! But what about...?" *Gestures to the Alexandrites around them.*

Doctor - *Smirks.* "We'll just have to be quick! They've already gotten their lesson, they don't need anything else from us."

Rose - *Grin widens.* "Let me guess... Run?"

Doctor - "Run!" *Drops his plate onto the table and grabs Rose's hand, dragging her up and onto the table, sprinting along and over the food and diving over the Alexandrites at the other end.*

Rose - ::Thank God I've got so much practice at this!:: *Was ready for exactly this, and sprints with him, torn between watching where she's going and watching him, his naked body even more beautiful in motion than at rest. She's so thrilled to be running with her Doctor, and barely notices the discomfort of her breasts bouncing hard as she runs.*

The Alexandrites are too surprised by this turn of events to react or follow immediately, as their fertility gods dash out the door.

Doctor - *Skids into the room they were in before, darts to the bed, and starts grabbing up clothes as he finds them.*

Rose - *Hurriedly grabs her jeans from the floor, but doesn't see her knickers anywhere and gives up on them, yanking the jeans on by themselves. Shirt's too far from the door, so she doesn't bother, but she does manage to snatch her bra off the head of an idol near the door on their way out again, gamely attempting to put it as they run.*

Doctor - *Grabs his trousers and jumps a little on each leg as he yanks them on* "SHOES?!" *Looks around desperately for his beloved trainers, snatching his jacket and coat that were lying in a heap beside the bed* "Sod it! I can get new shoes!" *Runs out the door with Rose, trousers hanging on his hips precariously, the zip and button undone, his coat and jacket crumpled in his fist.*

The Alexandrites flood out of the banquet hall, chittering and sounding desperate to get their deities back.

Rose - *Beginning to be a bit out of breath, panting, but still enjoying herself.* "How far to the TARDIS?"

Doctor - "Half a mile maybe?" *Runs at top speed, a big grin firmly in place, he glances behind them and sees a horde of Alexandrites following them as quickly as they can, their chittering sounding like they are begging them to come back.* "Oh! Run faster!"

Rose - *Races to keep up.* ::Faster?!::

Doctor - *Grabs Rose's hand again and increases his speed, dragging her with.* "I can carry you, if you'd like!" *Cackles, loving the chase.*

Rose - "Wouldn't that slow you down?"

Doctor - "No! Time Lord, remember!" *Smiles and giggles like a little kid.*

Rose - *Can't pass up the chance to be in his arms again so soon.* "Alright then!"

Doctor - *Glances behind at the approaching Alexandrites.* "Alright, then!" *Tosses his jacket and coat into her arms and grabs her up in a half-naked bridal carry, without pausing and takes off even faster than before, giggling again.*

Rose - *Clings to his bare neck and shoulders, loving the feel of his skin against hers, the sound of his breath in her ears, his infectious laugh. Laughs with him and suppresses an urge to say, 'Wheee!' like a little child!*

Doctor - *Races the last quarter mile to the TARDIS, keeping only a small lead on the Alexandrites, and has just enough time to put Rose down, fish his key out and open the door before they are surrounded again, slamming the door in the faces of the Alexandrites and feeling only a little bad about leaving without saying goodbye. Not that they would understand him anyway.*

Rose - *Sinks onto the jump-seat, still laughing, having caught her breath while the Doctor carried her. Everything that happened swirls giddily through her brain.* "Wow, that was... different!" *Pause.* "You're forgiven, by the way."

Doctor - *Turns to her after throwing the Demat lever, raising his eyebrows.* "For what?"

Rose - "For not re-connecting the translation circuits before we left the TARDIS."

Doctor - *Looks down sheepishly.* "Oh. Yeah, sorry..."

Rose - *Stands and approaches him with a mischievous grin on her face.* "It's alright. You still owe me for letting all those aliens see me naked though..."

Doctor - *Smiles.* "Do I?"

Rose - *Smiles back, drapes her arms around his neck* "Mm-hmm... Know what you gotta do for me?"

Doctor - "No... What do you want me to do?" *Smirks.*

Rose - *Leans close, and kisses his earlobe before whispering seductively into his ear* "I want..." *Nips gently at his ear.* "For you..." *Pauses.*

Doctor - *Wraps his arms around her waist, his breath hitches when she touches his ear, lets out a small squeaky moan when she nips it.*

Rose - *Abruptly pulls back, holding him at arms-length by the shoulders, and raises her voice a little in mock anger.* "To take me to the biggest mall you know of and buy me anew shirt; and a few other things besides, ya git!" *Lets go of his shoulders and punctuates her last remark with a playful swat to his arm.*

Doctor - *Pouts a little but laughs anyway.* "Yes, Mum!" *Turns to the console and inputs coordinates* "I don't know about the biggest shopping mall I can think of... but have I ever told you... that I have unlimited credit with the British government?" *Smiles cheekily.*

Rose - *Grins back.* "I knew there was something I liked about you! But don't call me Mum! Unless you don't plan on any more 'demonstrations' in private!"

Doctor - *Snickers, then pauses as he remembers something.* "Oh, um... I've been meaning to ask you since we, you know, finished. Do you take birth control?" *Cringes as he says it.*

Rose - *Eyes widen.* "Not since I started traveling with you! But we're not... I mean, we're two different species, I can't... can I?"

Doctor - *Cringes again.* "I've never told you about my mother, have I?" *Nibbles on his thumbnail.*

Rose - "What is it with you and bringing up mothers during conversations about..." *Sighs, looks at him warily.* "What about your mother?"

Doctor - *Cowers a little.* "She was human..."

Rose - "So, does that mean...? Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means!"

Doctor - *Hesitates and backs away, fearing the "Jackie Smack" as he's come to call it.* "Um... Didn't you want to go shopping?" *Looks at the console.*

Rose - *Backs him up to the console and smacks him quickly across the face.* "Oi! You, don't change the subject! It does, doesn't it? I might be pregnant, right now! I can't believe... I mean, forgetting the translation circuit is one thing, but you just took me without a second thought! Without a first thought!" *Continues to rant, beginning to sound a little like Jackie, though she doesn't realize it.*

Doctor - *Backs away toward the TARDIS corridors.* "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Rose, I didn't mean it to happen!" *Trips down the steps and retreats quickly through the door, heading for the sanctuary of his bedroom or study or anywhere he can escape to.*

Rose - "Get back here!" *Charges after him.*

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