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StufferofLegends In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2016-12-10 22:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Funny that you mention it, I do have a friend who used to work in the porn industry. Being a porn star is every teenage boy's wet dream, but boy, it's really not as fabulous as they make it out to be. Well, there's no profession wher you don't have to work hard and make sacrifices, so I guess it's expectable.

Yeah, making your own OC is very enticing, but unfortunately neither Xenoverse games look that good if you ask me. I like watching TFS's playthrough, but I don't think I'd had the patience to play through the whole thing. Still, I'm really big on their abridged stuff, the last ten or so episodes are gettin better and better. I also hope they really do a second season of their FFVII Machinabridged series.

Speaking of which, love your parody! I never was into Yu-Gi-Oh! That much (I did see a few episodes of GX back in my mid teens), so at a few parts I had to make some assumptions at connect some dots to understand what's going on, but it was still enough to make me laugh. That's a good sign! Oh, and the Mexican stereotype. Everything is better with some Mexican stereotypes!

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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to StufferofLegends [2016-12-11 01:42:40 +0000 UTC]

There was this poor girl who tried to become a porn star to pay for college, which tonnes of girls do, but this one wasn't so lucky... they made her go to Hollywood and do a shoot where she gets double-plunged and she got aids immediately after, so her skin started to decay and the director was like "Somebody get this zombie off my set", you'd think they were safe but I guess not, really bizarre stuff, you hear all these horror stories of STDs in education where it's like "Even if you're both Christian and you saved yourself for marriage the most important thing you'll ever do in life is wear a condom because you'll still most likely contract STDs, you also need to have occasional checkups with your primary care physician as a precaution for hidden STD signs", and I'm like "Are you f***ing kidding me? Everybody has unprotected hardcore sex like several times a day with several people a year and nothing happens to them, and you got pornstars passing poo covered dildos back and forth between eachother's mouth/anus/vagina and nothing ever happens to them, ever, they go on to make countless porn movies for many years and each of them has skin that's 100x more clear/smooth than mine, not a single blemish in site, the only pornstars who have any type of blemish on them are those big colombian trannies where their ass is covered in herpes and even that's rare, I thought every boy's whet dream was being a game tester living off of Doritos and Mountain Dew

Aw I don't raelly got time for games anyway, my laptop sucks mega donkey dick, my first labtop and I've had it for 4 years, it was $250 at Walnutmart, overheats sometimes, it's cumplete crappe, I'm shaving up for a Surface Pro 4, this stalker I told you about wasted 3 years of my life, 3 years I'll never get back, I have to spend as much time as possible making up for that lost time, then keep up that pace or at least 6 years, that way I can sort of slow down, when I'm 30 and start to relax more, Rekluse is sort of a DBZ character anyway, she has sort of a super sayain transformation (two to three of them, and her final transformation is stronger and faster than Goku at his peak) but I won't spoilerize it, her hair doesn't turn blonde though it turns into something way cooler, her entire body changes too, her transformations are kind of inspired by Sailor Moon and Heavy Metal, in her current form she's only stronger than Batman but Superman/Wonder Woman would kill her

Thanks, Yugioh was a good show (season 0 and season 1, of course the abridged is way better), GX is okay I guess, everything after GX is stinky dog crap, especially Zexxxal, I used to be really hesitant about 9/11 and racist jokes, because you know how easily triggered today's society gets, but seeing as how LittleKuriboh is super racist in his abridged series and everyone thinks that's the funniest thing ever I thought well people have to like mine too, and it turns out they do

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StufferofLegends In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2016-12-11 21:39:09 +0000 UTC]

Damn, that's heartbreaking. And unlike prostitution, making porn is legal in the US, right? It's baffling that despite that things like that can still happen. 

Not to repeat myself, but it is funny you mention testing games. It seems like the best job in the world, but replaying small parts of a game over and over again just to make sure a random bug doesn't occur can become mind numbingly tedious. Or you could just go test games at SEGA or Ubisoft, they don't give a fuck about their products being full of glitches at release. AW, SICK BURRRRRRRN! 

Ooh, that's quite a bit of an OC you've got there. I'd say she's a bit overpowered if I wasn't familiar with Saitama or Medaka (or Giorno Giovanna for that matter). Seriously though, I think it's easy to balance an overly strong character as long said character either has a convincing weakness or and equally ridiculous antagonist or conflict to solve.

Oh, I did hear some less than favorable thing about the post-GX stuff. Is Zexxxal the one where they play cards while... um, riding bikes? As for non PC jokes, while I have no intention of dictating what people can or cannot joke about, I think it's all good as long as it doesn't unironically promotes something awful (or at least can make a point or provoke people into looking thing from a different angle) and there's just some minimal tact regarding the seriousness of the subject (telling a 9/11 joke at the expense of its victims to someone who's lost a loved one during it is in poor taste). Oh, and the joke being actually funny doesn't hurt either.

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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to StufferofLegends [2016-12-12 00:04:03 +0000 UTC]

Porn is 100% legal because the government regulates/taxes it like marijuana (why smoke marijuana when a certain mushroom is a much better version and 100% legal), prostitution is illegal but there are loopholes, and Las Vegas is as well adapted to prostitution loopholes as Trump is to tax loopholes

I'd hate myself tremendously if I was a game tester, like you can't imagine, that would be a terrible job to me, all I want to do is write/draw/animate/voice original work, I can probably get a job at Marvel with the comic idea I have, but there's a s***load of pressure and competition (you compete with thousands of art students who are very professional and experienced, for now I'm student, later I'll be freelance, then professional stuff will probably come after), ha, work at Bethesda: "Elder Scrolls VI is extremely buggy, here's a mile long list I've compiled on all the bugs I encountered", Bethesda "*Skims list* Yeah like we're gonna fix this, some neckbeard will just create an unofficial patch on the Nexus forums"

It's funny she's been on a massive journey internally and externally (the movies are coming-of-age spanning her life from like 13-40s with some story arcs being non-canon e.g. alternate endings/deleted scenes), she was 19 when I made her, someone said why not make her older so I made her prime age 25 since it seems the best and that's when the brain is essentially finnished developing (finnished as in you start speaking finnish), she gets stronger as time goes on but I'm satisfied with her now, also she's based on me physically and mentally and vice-versa (I give her ideas and vice versa, she is me, my mother/daughter/sister, I'm extremely meta so it can get a bit vague), my very first design of her was rudimentary, all I pictured was woman wearing brown trench coat, has SMGs, a gas mask, combat boots, cargo pants and that was it, I added more and more to her over the years, I redesigned her 4x, I haven't finnished drawing her final design, I'll do it when I'm better, she started out being weak, I wanted her to be pretty weak, but you have to remember that writing is a universal psychological puzzle no matter how you look at it, you have to be meticulous, I realized people like op characters, those are the most popular, and she isn't like overkill at all she still has to rely on her intelligence to survive, she isn't like Saitama where she just pokes someone and they get gibbed, she's more like Goku (he's a big inspiration for her), her weakness is her battery, if it's too low her own powers could kill her because she's so powerful she has to regulate her subconscience with her phone, she uses electrokinesis to slowly regenerate damage to her muscle tissue and to slowly recharge her battery, she's the only one who can recharge her battery and her left arm is a power bank, she's also somewhat inspired by the game Syndicate so you see where some of these ideas are kind of coming from, her version of the senzu bean is these drug needles (inspired by video game health pickups), so like if she was about to die she would tighten her elbow pad and shoot up on what looks like green heroine, it's like morphine mixed with adrenaline and nanomachines, she's one of the healthiest people in the world too, the #1 thing that gets brought up is that she smokes, the base of her herbettes are teal not that brownish-yellow colour, her herbettes have her inhale nanomachines and herbal leaves/minerals/roots/etc. it keeps her skin perfectly clear, makes her immune system perfect, prevents most stress/anxiety/depression, etc., her strength works similar to Goku's, she has one transformation she doesn't even get til the second movie and I won't spoilerize it, all I can say is that it's kind of like Dante's devil trigger mixed with super sayain (but the hair change is far different from Goku's, again it's original and nothing like it has ever been done before), the first movie she gets stronger throughout the entire thing, the second movie she continues to get stronger until she's stronger than God Superman (where Superman goes super sayain and can modify the universe or whatever (yeah I know it's op but everyone loves that s***, and she isn't always that strong just once and for a short period against someone who's at her strength level), it's pretty funny the first movie isn't anime whatsoever it's extremely realistic, the second movie is basically an anime, like you're watching DBZ or Justice League, and it's funny because they spend the first movie making fun of anime, but in the second movie Dancer says "You know how we always made fun of anime? We're officially anime." of course that also gets turned into another joke making fun of anime (will not spoilerize ), anyway no matter how much I talk about my movies you can't comprehend what it's like, you might picture it as "Not a good idea" but that's because I have to avoid spoilying 95% of it, so when I avoid the spoilers it makes the movies sound crappy and bland and cliche when they're really the complete opposite, if my movies become popular outside of Newgrounds you're gonna be seeing endless "Goku vs Rekluse" "Saitama vs Rekluse" "Superman vs Rekluse" debates, but that all depends on how well I can animate it, if it looks like Dragonball Super I'm screwed i.ytimg.com/vi/Cq7EPCmookE/max…

Me and my friend RP'd Yugioh 5dicks (the one with card games on motorcycles that little kids don't find half bad), we were joking about how it should be card games on lawnmowers, I said tortoises, he said yeah but how am I gonna import galapagos tortoises? And I said I don't make the rules I just play card games on them

All I know about 9/11 jokes is that everybody thinks they're the funniest thing ever (this is why you should use psychology as your tool, not ethics), at this point 9/11 is a meme, if you make fun of 9/11 everyone laughs, One Punch Man did it and no one batted an eyelash, but if you halfway compliment a black guy in a slightly cryptic way then every white guy on the internet will ddos/dox/swat you, I've seen it happen countless times, and many celebrities have gotten fired for this same reason

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StufferofLegends In reply to bcrbuio3tvrbvt [2016-12-08 14:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Eh, it's good background noise when you're drawing or editing, but yeah, I also mainly follow them for DBZA. It seriously has prevented my interest in he franchise from dying out completely.

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bcrbuio3tvrbvt In reply to StufferofLegends [2016-12-08 14:56:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm an avid Kriller. So my favorite uploads are when he plays

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StufferofLegends In reply to bcrbuio3tvrbvt [2016-12-08 15:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, sexy ol' baldy's Slender playthough was pretty hilarious. IT'S KRILLER TIME!!

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