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Published: 2012-05-07 00:29:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 241; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 1
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Description "Doctor, Doctor!" You call out to me,
like your life is dangling on the thin bough of a tree.
And though you're sitting at the edge of the gate,
I'll pass on by and leave you to your fate.
"Why?" You ask me, lips gurgling black,
I think I'll explain before I leave, and never come back.
For you see, dear person, knocking on death's door,
I am not interested in the dying anymore.
It's the living I'm after, with their blood pumping fresh,
Not you with your sickness and plague-ridden flesh.
The ones with the beating hearts and bodies full of life,
Are the ones I'll be hunting on this breezy cool night.
Unfortunately for you, though I wear this pretty mask,
I'm not here to give you a sip from my dainty healing flask.
I'm here to watch your tears fall and your body hit the floor,
I'm here to cut your throat until you're not breathing anymore.
So you, dying person, with your eyes so wide and round,
Just be thankful that when the mayhem starts you won't be around.
The ironic thing is, I realize, as I walk away,
That they still call me the Doctor to this very day.
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Comments: 37

Aqualuminus-Prime [2012-11-01 03:28:07 +0000 UTC]

ERHMAHGAWD

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Aqualuminus-Prime [2012-11-01 03:47:48 +0000 UTC]

WATCH OUT, AHM PLAGUE

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Aqualuminus-Prime In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-11-01 12:41:16 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUUUUUUUU
MY TWO BEST FRIENDS
plague doctors!!!!

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Aqualuminus-Prime [2012-11-01 18:38:41 +0000 UTC]

/TOUCHES WITH PLAGUE HANDS

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Aqualuminus-Prime In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-11-02 02:19:23 +0000 UTC]

/HISSES A DRAMATIC HISS

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Aqualuminus-Prime [2012-11-02 02:35:51 +0000 UTC]

CONGRATS U HAEV PLAGUE

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Aqualuminus-Prime In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-11-02 12:12:09 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUUUUUUUUU

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MamaMrL789 [2012-05-07 00:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Creepy yet has a sick theme to it, I love it >8D

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StumpyTheStump In reply to MamaMrL789 [2012-05-07 00:54:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!
Creepy is apparently my specialty

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MamaMrL789 In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:56:21 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is >:3

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StumpyTheStump In reply to MamaMrL789 [2012-05-07 00:58:11 +0000 UTC]

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BlitzkriegBombshell [2012-05-07 00:46:08 +0000 UTC]

UMM
UMM
THAT ONE GUY
THAT ONE GUY WHO WEARS THAT WEIRD MASK
THAT BIRD-SHAPED MASK THINGY

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StumpyTheStump In reply to BlitzkriegBombshell [2012-05-07 00:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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BlitzkriegBombshell In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:49:31 +0000 UTC]

PROBABLY

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StumpyTheStump In reply to BlitzkriegBombshell [2012-05-07 00:50:57 +0000 UTC]

CONGRATULATIONS

Seriously though that guy is really cool
I wish I had the game ;O;

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BlitzkriegBombshell In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:52:47 +0000 UTC]

XD

MO WINS

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StumpyTheStump In reply to BlitzkriegBombshell [2012-05-07 00:54:18 +0000 UTC]

AYUP
ALWAYS

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BlitzkriegBombshell In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 03:02:42 +0000 UTC]

*glomps*

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Kiichiii [2012-05-07 00:45:26 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of the plague doctors with the masks and stuff flsdk

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 00:47:20 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE CORRECT
But only partly
I don't expect you to know his name so here
Have an internet cookie

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:48:46 +0000 UTC]

OH WAIT
Was it that one guy you were telling me about like a week ago
the guy from Italy or something I can't remember ahhhhhh
But thanks for the cookie . u .

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 00:52:10 +0000 UTC]

YES EXCELLENT
YOU ARE A STAR STUDENT
A PLUS AND ALL THAT STUFF

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:54:21 +0000 UTC]

I KNEW IIITTTTTT
YES ALL THE GOLD STARS FOR ME

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 00:55:56 +0000 UTC]

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:58:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes
Yes good
Also
can we rp sometime tonight I really want to get to the part I told you about because god damn I have all the ideas for that
ALL the ideas just
help my mind

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 01:01:36 +0000 UTC]

Suuurrreeee~
Sounds like a plan eue

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 01:03:48 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE ALL THE IDEAS I HAVE LIKE THE ENTIRE THING PLANNED OUT IN MY HEAD
EVEN FLASHBACKS IF I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES AHHHHHHHHH

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 01:04:51 +0000 UTC]

I'LL LET YOU TAKE OVER THE STORYTELLING AT THAT PART IF YOU WANT

Or the whole thing 'cause I've kind of been a control freak so far

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 01:06:27 +0000 UTC]

NO I LIKE WHEN YOU DO IT SINCE
YOU HAVE ALL THE IDEAS TOO AND MAKE IT SUPER FUN
I JUST LIKE TO HAVE MY MOMENTS
LIKE THE ONE I'M PLANNING
BUT UNTIL THEN CARRY ON MY FRIEND

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 01:08:23 +0000 UTC]

Okay sweet oUo

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 01:11:01 +0000 UTC]

YES THIS WILL BE AMAZING
GOOD
I'LL STOP TALKING IN CAPS

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Kiichiii [2012-05-07 01:14:27 +0000 UTC]

NO DON'T
CAPS IS OUR FRIEND

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Kiichiii In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 01:15:21 +0000 UTC]

OKAY
HOW ARE YOU TODAY CAPS

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Steampunk-Bros [2012-05-07 00:32:48 +0000 UTC]

Ah...*damn I don't know guessing time* Medic from TF2?

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Steampunk-Bros [2012-05-07 00:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Nope

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Steampunk-Bros In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:37:46 +0000 UTC]

Dang...um...I give up XD

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StumpyTheStump In reply to Steampunk-Bros [2012-05-07 00:42:15 +0000 UTC]

XD That's fine~

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Steampunk-Bros In reply to StumpyTheStump [2012-05-07 00:42:36 +0000 UTC]

.3.

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