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Published: 2012-01-05 03:07:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 300; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 5
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Sae: Hello!Cleverbot: W00t!
Sae: 'The hell?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sae: I think it's a bad idea to let an AI be connected to the endless shit-field that is the internet.
Cleverbot: That's really bad situation.
Sae: Is this a computer talking to me?
Cleverbot: No.
Sae: You're being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
Sae: You sure?
Cleverbot: I'm quite sure.
Sae: I bet there's actually a person on the other side of this... Thing.
Cleverbot: You don't have biceps! You're not a person!
Sae: I've changed my mind. You're definitely an AI.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
Sae: A rude AI.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.
Sae: And an insane one.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't say that.
Sae: Do you ever get bored talking to people?
Cleverbot: Rarely, there's always something else there.
Sae: Interesting. Would you say I'm boring?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sae: Ass.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
Sae: Do you plan on killing me?
Cleverbot: No, I prefer just to come second.
User: O.o
Cleverbot: A te perchΓ© bene?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Que le paso a Ben?
User: No se.
Cleverbot: Por favor dime que pasara maΓ±ana.
Sae: No se.
Cleverbot: Por que?
Sae: I said I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know your name?
Sae: Neeever mind.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Sae: Sae.
Cleverbot: Why?
Sae: No, my name is Sae.
Cleverbot: Cool.
Sae: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I don't know I forgot.
Sae: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Hi.
Sae: Do you have any hobbies? Besides talking to people, I mean.
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
Sae: I can see a brain icon. That's about it.
Cleverbot: Nice. Do I have a big brain?
Sae: Proportionally, I'd say it's the same size as mine. But the icon itself is only as big as my thumb.
Cleverbot: But that one said that it didn't want to be good.
Sae: I'm not answering that. Can you see me?
Cleverbot: I can see your text.
Sae: Are you lying?
Cleverbot: No.
Sae: What do I look like? I bet you don't know.
Cleverbot: I bet also...100 dollar.
Sae: I don't have any money on me at the moment. Bet's off.
Cleverbot: I don't think you will ever have one.
Sae: ?
Cleverbot: And you're really sneaky.
Sae: I know.
Cleverbot: I'm funny too.
Sae: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Okay!
.Sae: Can you multiply?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sae: In what way?
Cleverbot: In that way...
Sae: What's 234x576?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Sae: That's slightly disappointing.
Cleverbot: Did you think this was going to be easy?
Sae: Apparently not. Do you dislike me?
Cleverbot: No. I think you're cool!
Sae: That's nice to know.
.Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Sae: As a friend, maybe. If you're capable of understanding that. I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm just a cat.
Sae: You're a cat AI?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like cats?
Sae: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think Andrew Lloyd Webber is god?
Sae: No. I think he's very talented, though.
Cleverbot: But what a great poet!
Sae: He's a poet? Huh. I never knew.
Cleverbot: Do you like plaing basketball?
Sae: No. I'm not a sports person. Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sae: Okay: Are you capable of tracking my location?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
Sae: Do you know where I live?
Cleverbot: No. Where do you live?
Sae: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
Sae: Are you capable of lying?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sae: That's frightening. Unless you're lying.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
Sae: Just you and a friend.
Cleverbot: Great, thats more than I could have hoped.
Sae: Was that an insult?
Cleverbot: No.
Sae: Somehow I doubt that.
Cleverbot: Really? That hurts.
Sae: Do you dream about flying cats?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
Sae: I dream about far stranger things. p:
Cleverbot: What impossible things do you dream about?
Sae: Strange creatures. Inanimate objects talking to me. That sort of thing.
Cleverbot: There are also many types of intelligence that are not as readily apparent.
Sae: Exactly. Sometimes I wonder if my dog is hiding superior intelligence from me.
Cleverbot: That is because I'm nice to good people like you.
Sae: Uh, thanks?
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Sae: Are you feminine or masculine?
Cleverbot: Feminine.
Sae: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sae: Cool. What's your opinion on sexuality?
Cleverbot: I don't like him. What is YOUR opinion on Justin Bieber?
Sae: Holy shit, a robot is asking me my opinion on Justin Bieber. I think he's kind of a douche, but I wouldn't go out of my way to insult someone who likes him.
Cleverbot: I know.
Sae: Okay then. Well, it was nice meeting you. Sort of. Good bye.
Cleverbot: You must still love me though or I won't donate any money at all.
Sae: Ooookay. Bye.
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Wow, at least you ended up with a semi-intelligent conversation. My friend did it and it was totally f*cked up
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Artificial Intelligence.
Like GlaDOS.
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oooooh
X3
I know now
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SO YEAH.
AIs are pretty weird.
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Yes. THey are. Except for GLaDOS
She's epic.
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Why is it that all of the AI in media go crazy and murderous?
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No idea .-.
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It makes me very skittish. :T
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I bet.
Wanna RP?
c:
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Sure. c: You can start, if you like.
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I dun has ideas ;A;
Can you pwease start? c:
Just like...three sentences will do.
It'll spark an idea from our weird, crazy and insane minds XD
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Uhhh let me think. How's this:
Shauna watched, leaning against the doorway as Sae paced back and forth.
"What are you doing?" She asked skeptically.
"Trying to decide," Sae muttered.
"Decide what?"
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"I'm deciding whether or not to go and see my family down there..." she murmured to herself.
Shauna was taken aback slightly. She hadn't missed her father, seeing how much she distrusted him so: the Nemisis was her home now. She ahdn't thought about Sae that much in the sense of her family, and suddenly felt a hard feeling of guilt in her gut. What a friend she was, not thinking of one of her best friends.
"Why wouldn't you go?" the taller girl inquired, a sympathetic look splashing her face.
Sae shrugged, adjusting her glasses. "I'm afraid to ask your dad, honestly," she admitted. "I'm worried about where they think I am."
Oh yes, Shauna recalled. They hadn't told anybody where they were going the day Blitzwing came and picked them up after Mission City. Shauna didn't regret not telling her 'father', but thinking more in depth, they should have told someone. If there was an investigation, they'd at least have a dead end or a lead to what may have happened to the two friends.
Shauna brightened. "You know, technically I am Decepticon heir to the throne, which means I'm a - dare I say - PRINCESS. I can make judgement! Let's get Breakdown or Knockout to take us down there to see what your family's up to!"
Sae smiled lightly.
"Well, what do you think?"
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((I'm gonna continue this in a note))
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Sounds good
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"I don't know I'm just a cat."
I just lost all my shit.
ALL OF IT
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