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1. Sometimes a man has to get up at five in the morning everyday no matter what time it is.
2. There are two types of people in this world; those with great memory, and those who...who...those who...Frick!
3. Life is like a box of chocolates; if you're allergic to chocolate, you aren't going to live very long/
4. How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?
5. Narcolepsy isn't funny. There is nothing funny about spontaneously falling asl... (Snoring)
6. If you wanna talk for hours and hours about MySpace... Do it on FREAKIN' MySpace!!!
7. As I saw on the news about the many riots braking out soon after soccer games, I said to myself, "You know, sports really do bring closer together." Because, honestly, you can't get much closer than at each other's throats.
8. I want to see the one person at a sporting event caught on the giant TV screen doing absolutely nothing.
9. I want to be the guy standing next to the guy... who gets hit by a flying cow, because after something like that, the only thing you can say is "...Was...was that a cow?"
10. I believe that you should hug ten people everyday. I also believe that straight jackets are unusually comfortable
11. "Lazy" is just a word for a person who has mastered the art of taking it easy.
12. Those people who say laughter is the best medicine were never mortally injured.
13. If I have to hear one more person say "Dee Dee Dee!"...
14. Chat lingo will one day take over modern communication, and when it does, I am fleeing the country.
15. When they're having a good time, woman act more like drunk people sober than drunk people.

And that's it for now.

Description
1. Sometimes a man has to get up at five in the morning everyday no matter what time it is.
2. There are two types of people in this world; those with great memory, and those who...who...those who...Frick!
3. Life is like a box of chocolates; if you're allergic to chocolate, you aren't going to live very long/
4. How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?
5. Narcolepsy isn't funny. There is nothing funny about spontaneously falling asl... (Snoring)
6. If you wanna talk for hours and hours about MySpace... Do it on FREAKIN' MySpace!!!
7. As I saw on the news about the many riots braking out soon after soccer games, I said to myself, "You know, sports really do bring closer together." Because, honestly, you can't get much closer than at each other's throats.
8. I want to see the one person at a sporting event caught on the giant TV screen doing absolutely nothing.
9. I want to be the guy standing next to the guy... who gets hit by a flying cow, because after something like that, the only thing you can say is "...Was...was that a cow?"
10. I believe that you should hug ten people everyday. I also believe that straight jackets are unusually comfortable
11. "Lazy" is just a word for a person who has mastered the art of taking it easy.
12. Those people who say laughter is the best medicine were never mortally injured.
13. If I have to hear one more person say "Dee Dee Dee!"...
14. Chat lingo will one day take over modern communication, and when it does, I am fleeing the country.
15. When they're having a good time, woman act more like drunk people sober than drunk people.

And that's it for now.