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sugarbee908 — [SATIRE] Once-ler Trees for Business Poster
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Published: 2020-05-10 06:25:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 2842; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 0
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THIS POSTER IS SATIRE AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (AS LORAX ONCE SAID IN THE FILM)
Do you think trees bring about harmful insects? Trees spilling sap all over the ground? Then you are welcome to the Once-ler Ovation! Take part in chopping down trees to make more Thneeds and expand the Once-ler's business (time paradox!) 'til it dominates the world! Will you do it? Yes we can! Make the Lorax who speaks for the trees "happy!" Shoo away all those idiot Bar-ba-loots, Swomee-Swans and Humming-Fish alike! Even #TeamTrees will be so "proud" for this decision! Sign up today for 100 dollars! If you don't, then your whole world will be infested by insects and sap!
The Lorax (c) Universal Pictures and Illumination
