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Once again, a parody. This time:What would you do?
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angelic-anomaly [2010-07-21 23:09:10 +0000 UTC]
I would probably hold a disco party using myself as the disco ball and invite my friends so I can say my final goodbyes right before selecting Bullet to the Brain. If that doesn't work, I would strap napalm to myself and try to take out Edward Cullen in the massive (and glittery *grumble*) fireball.
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Suika-Tei In reply to angelic-anomaly [2010-07-22 13:18:41 +0000 UTC]
Hahahha, actually you can find job as live discoball and earn money ^^ Or Bullet to the Brauin, but in Edward's, not yours XD
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angelic-anomaly In reply to Suika-Tei [2010-07-27 07:22:07 +0000 UTC]
Hmmmm. When you put it that way, I could try making a living off of that or I could try dressing in glittery costumes and entertaining people on street corners as a living statue. Also, to not waste perfectly good napalm, I'll just strap it to Bella and tell her to hug Edward with it on because it's a magic pack that will really heat up their romance.
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1337F0X [2010-07-21 22:39:12 +0000 UTC]
Where's the "Get the antidote from a NON sparkley gay vampire"?
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supernova3261 [2010-07-21 22:35:05 +0000 UTC]
Death before dishonor so, Bullet to brain. *shoots self*
HARA-KIRI!!
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sORRYbUTnO [2010-07-21 22:09:39 +0000 UTC]
Aw crap I'm gonna become a Mary Sue!! *shoots self dozens of times before realizing that Mary Sues cant die*
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Suika-Tei In reply to sORRYbUTnO [2010-07-22 13:21:16 +0000 UTC]
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu O_________o
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motionlessdoll In reply to ??? [2010-07-21 22:05:18 +0000 UTC]
Sparkly? Or Shiny? Sparkly is described as Eward. I choose shiny...for a bullet. Make it a silver bullet, I don't wanna be a swerewolf.
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Suika-Tei In reply to motionlessdoll [2010-07-22 13:21:07 +0000 UTC]
You can work as a life discoball and earn money XD Or catch Edward, chainsaw his head and put it as a discoball instead XD
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motionlessdoll In reply to Suika-Tei [2010-07-23 01:15:50 +0000 UTC]
Haha yeah! I read the obok and I remember one part where they had a party...I woulda thought that a boring party...I read their skin changed color...like a chameleon. o_o I think I'd be a good rave disco ball.
"And there was blood EVERYWHEREE! Coolest party of the year. Did I tell you how they got it? A bloody chainsaw! It was brilliant, just brilliant."
You have great ideas xD
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Suika-Tei In reply to motionlessdoll [2010-07-23 20:50:25 +0000 UTC]
OMFG, chameleon vampires? O_o I heard that Meyer planns to ruin mermaids. X_x
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motionlessdoll In reply to Suika-Tei [2010-07-23 20:58:58 +0000 UTC]
Rofl yes. Poor Chameleons
Oh God, not my childhood Please not the mermaids.
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AdamTheJoker [2010-07-21 22:04:36 +0000 UTC]
HOLY F***ING SHET!!!!!!! *CHAINSAWS OWN HEAD OFF IMMEDIATELY*
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AdamTheJoker In reply to Suika-Tei [2010-07-22 13:27:00 +0000 UTC]
Suika-Tei In reply to AdamTheJoker [2010-07-22 13:29:25 +0000 UTC]
Aaa, I forgot that Chainsaw can be in emoticons XD LOL, I use plz accounts too much X3
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audioscarz In reply to AdamTheJoker [2010-07-22 02:04:48 +0000 UTC]
the sparkles might jam the chainsaw
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AdamTheJoker In reply to audioscarz [2010-07-22 02:06:43 +0000 UTC]
The hell they will! *after all in my prev. comment I already chopped it off...also I've revived myself with Joker magic then used Joker magic to reverse vampire effects so I'm back to normal.*
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audioscarz In reply to AdamTheJoker [2010-07-22 02:17:09 +0000 UTC]
I'm batman. Better run BITCH
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AdamTheJoker In reply to audioscarz [2010-07-22 02:23:17 +0000 UTC]
So?...Oh you think I'm Joker! No no no...I'm THE JOKER, not Joker...seriously I'm a supremely strong god-like human that's...well crazy-desu. Joker is just crazy...and he has green hair and wears make-up, I don't: I have dark blue haair and Half a mask which changes everyday...so bye *fades away*
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urameshicyn [2010-07-21 22:04:22 +0000 UTC]
LOL I dont want to die so I will live as a ridiculous vampire hiding my appearance under cool clothes and lots of jewelry to make it look like if it was the jewelry which is sparkling, not me xD
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Suika-Tei In reply to urameshicyn [2010-07-22 13:19:33 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I added an option "Emigrate", so you can do that ^^
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DrRocketHead In reply to ??? [2010-07-21 22:02:04 +0000 UTC]
I would go in the sun but, wait. Twilight vampires don't burn. They only sparkle more.
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Sjezza In reply to ??? [2010-07-21 21:20:20 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Well it will at least match my sparkling personality?
(coughrightcough)
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Suika-Tei In reply to Sjezza [2010-07-21 21:21:03 +0000 UTC]
Sparkling personality= WIN
Sparkling vampires= OMFG KILL IT
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Suika-Tei In reply to truesailorscout [2010-07-21 21:20:23 +0000 UTC]
LOL, better die than sparkle and rape little schoolgirls XD
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truesailorscout In reply to Suika-Tei [2010-07-21 22:53:04 +0000 UTC]
me to!!! if i wanna sparkle then just get glitter lotion or somthin haha
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Suika-Tei In reply to truesailorscout [2010-07-22 13:08:54 +0000 UTC]
Totally XD I have a glitterish hairspray, so If I'd want to be as sparkly as Edward, I'd use that. XD Oh, and I'd sit 4 hours in fridge to be cold XD
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truesailorscout In reply to Suika-Tei [2010-07-22 20:28:52 +0000 UTC]
hahah booyah!!!!! and ill use eyeliner to make me have big bags and make me look tired
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