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                                               Chapter One!!!
                                                  The Kidnapping
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Disclaimer: You know the deal i own nothing sept characters i make up which there are none in this chapter so meh!
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-Someone randomly starts singing- EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!! ...deele eedle ee dee de dee deeeee! THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGH~~TNING!!

Me: YAY~! -starts to sing also-

Logan: -chasing the giant pickle-

Jelleh Bean: -also chasing the pickle- MOMMEH I WUV YOU COME BACK~~~!

Pickle: -running for dear life- ORIETNGIOERBITGIELR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_______________T

-random ninja come in-

Ninja #1 (who I shall name Paul): HYYYYYA!!!! -tries to karate chop me-

Ninja #2 (I shall name Shirly (though its a guy): -twitch- Can't.... Resist.... SONG!! -starts to sing- EVERYBODY WAS A KUNG FU FIGHTING HYA!! >.< THOSE KATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTING!!!!

Paul: LIKE OMFG! I LOVE THIS SONG :3! -sings along-

-the door to the random room suddenly esplodes and Ashley walks in-

Ashley: ....Yo

Me: OMG ASHLEY -still singing- You tis here!!!!

Ashley: Yep ^_^ So what's every...one... Doing o.O? WTF! Why is it whenever I see you Sunora and you are with Liz you are always doing something insane or weird or acting crazy?

Me: Lolz you should see me all the times when you don't see me X3

Ashley: -_-....Wait what?

Lizzy: -squeaks- OMFG I KNOW YOU!!

Logan: -poke poke poke- Poke Poke Poke Poke~~

Everyone: o.O

Logan: What I can poke nothing and say poke at the same time if i want! >.< Geeze!

Me: HEY! You know what I just noticed?

Ashley: That there is a squirrel chewing on your head? o.o

Me: Wha? -looks up and sees a squirrel- O.O  ZOMFFFG!!!!!!! -runs around in circles crying like a chibi- GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOFFFF~!

Everyone: o.o

Logan: Yikes.... I don't think that's what she noticed

Paul the ninja: I SHALL SAVE THEE!!!! -kung fu fighting comes on- HYYYYAAAA!!!! -starts to poke the squirrel- Let go of her~~~!

Squirrel: Yo quit with the poking of the fur and squeak and malarging >.<

Everyone: WTF O_O Talking squirrel!

Me: AND A TALKING SUNNY GETTING HEAD EATEN HERE!! o.o a little help would be muchly appreciated!

Lizzy, Logan, and Ashley: oh yeah ^_^

Pickle: -sobbing-

Logan: -pickle-

Shirly the ninja: -trying to pry the squirrel off my head-

Everyone: -poking and taunting the squirrel trying to get it off-

dSquirrel: AAHHH!! >.< You know what??! F-ck you all!!! >.< -jumps off of my head and runs into the wall accidentally exploding-

Everyone except the pickle and jelly bean: o.o Holy sh-t!!!

Me: o.o I bet if that squirrel had some fingers, it would have flipped us off.

Pickle: -nods-

Ashley: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN HERE!?! You and that jelly bean thingy!

Pickle:

Jelly Bean: -sniffle sniffle- The Wonderful Wizard of OZ told me to... -breaks into song- Because because because because because~~~~~~ The wonderful things he does!

Everyone: o.O

Logan: I'm bored~~!

Me and Lizzy: Me too!

Ashley: I just got here

Me: -thinks- Well it's getting pretty boring! But I am vereh happeh because I have.. uh.. What are they called Lizzy? Those rights that an author has ^_^

Lizzy: Authoress Powahs XD

Me: YESH! X3 Well I have those powers and I am gonna use them to make some funny uh anti-boring stuff happen! -Makes a wall explode-

Logan: ARRHHHGG!! WALL HAS A HOLE IN IT!!

Ashley: o.O You do know there is a door. -points to a door-

Me: ...Oops T___T -cries and starts to go emo- I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ME!!! T_T

-random monkey comes in and bitch slaps me-

Monkey: Ooo eeee ooo ah ah -breaks into song- Ting tang walla walla bing bang! ooh to the eee the oo the ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bayeeayeeang! -monkey leaves-

Logan: I think it told you to shut up and not be emo...

Ashely: Why does everyone in here seem to break into song all of a sudden -_-

Me: ^_^;; Heh heh don't ask me

Lizzy: Well we have to do something to spice up this boring old place >.< We set some hobos on fire once twas amusing for about 2 minutes! :3

Everyone: o.O

Me: Actually I wanna do something first. -uses magical authoress powers to make a window appear- Ok that's all set -goes over to the pickle and kicks it out the window- ^_^ Ok much better and now 3...2.....1

Jelly Bean: MOMMEH!!! COME BACK! -jumps out the window-

Me: Yes! Right on target!

Ashley: Where did you send them o.o

Me: Ohh just a little place I like to call........ L.A. -nods-

Everyone: -_-

Ashley: You did what?

Lizzy: What was the point of that?

Me: >.< Because I wanted to O.K.!

Logan: -sniffles- I miss that pickle T_T

Lizzy: So what are we gonna do to have fun and not be bored?

(A/N for those of you who are not pervy at times you might wanna skip over this next line)

-Random dude comes in-

Guy: PORN!!!! THAT'S WHAT!! PORN PORN PORN~~~~!!!

Everyone except the guy: WTF!!!!!

Guy: -singing- THIS RANDOM ROOM IS FOR PORN, THIS RANDOM ROOM IS FOR PORN~! PORN PORN PORN~~!!!

Lizzy: -twitch twitch- -high pitched squeaky voice- SHUT THE F-CK UP!!! -kicks him in the face and pushes him out the window-

Me: YAY! XD Now the window leads to a donkey farm where he shall induce manual donkey labor for many many years ^___^

Logan: Ok that was very strange ^_^

Ashley: Man this place is f-cked up!

Lizzy: Well that's because it is being boring! and WATCH YOU MOUTH D:<

Me: OH I have an idea! We all like and watch Naruto right?

-everyone nods-

Me: Then let's go kidnap us some peeps!

Lizzy: OMG Like in my Ask Whoever story?

Me: Kinda ^_^ yep

Ashley: OMG OMG OMG!! That will be fun!! I can't wait!

Logan: YAY~ I wanna kidnap some people!

Me: Then shall we go?

Lizzy: How are we gonna do this exactly Sunny? o.O

Me: Uhhh.... Wing it?

Logan: Sounds good to me! ^____^ Come on let's go I'm decomposing here!

Everyone: o.O

Logan: IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEACH!!!

Ashley: OOOOh...... sure....

Liz A: Hi peoplez!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Cheese

Everyone: OMG HOW THE FRICK DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!?!?!?!

Liz A.: ... I have magical powers.... -shifty eyes-

???????: OMG YOU CAME HERE WIF OUT ME!!!

Liz A.: .(self Thought time) (Why does she always follow me.... must escape... her creepy grasp on my life!)

Liz A: Oh I uh.. just couldn't find you! ^_^;; oh darn I have to... pee so ..uh bye! *RUNS SCREAMING*

Person named Heather: WAIT LIZ... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! -runs after her-

Everyone: o.O

Me: Well that was completely insane ^_^ And twas so funny!

Ashley: OMG who was that girl, I'm freaked out!

Logan: I know, she was so short!

Ashley: No, I'm talking about the one that said “I Love You” ( note to self, stay away from the “I love you” girl)

Lizzy and Me: Heather...

Ashley: What?

Me: That's who that was.

Lizzy: We know her! :3

Me: That was really weird though.... Ok shall we discard that and go kidnap us some people?

Everyone: -nod nod-

Logan: -lays out a diagram on how we are going to kidnap people- ^_^ Yay

Ashley: -_- Uh where did you get that?

Me and Lizzy: Where was she keeping it? o.O

Me: WORD STEALER!! >.<

Lizzy: NUH UH!!! D:<

Me: lolz just kidding.... kinda.... ANYWAYZ, so what does it say on your diagram thing Logan?

Logan: OH I SHOW YOU NOW! -lays the diagram on a random appearing table. it shows stick figures running and jumping off a building-

Logan: :3

Everyone: ....

Logan:

Everyone: .........

Logan: ^______^ So so? whatcha think?

Ashley: Wow that's kinda dumb! Seriously that diagram has nothing to do with us kidnapping people!

Logan: OH!!! You meant the kidnapping thing! Ohhhh I thought you meant something else ^_^ Never mind then.

Everyone: -_- Wow

Lizzy: Ok let's just go and see what happens k?

Me: I AGREE!

Lizzy: ME too ^___^ Ok lets go now!

Me: -makes a wall explode- :3

Ashley: SUNORA! THERE IS A DOOR -points to a door- PLUS YOU ALREADY EXPLODED A HOLE IN THAT WALL -points to wall with giant hole-

Me: oops ^_^;;;

Logan: OH WELL Let's just go! -runs out the hole-

Everyone: -doesn't follow-

Lizzy: WAIT UP LOGAN!!!

Logan: -_- -comes back- whaaaat??

?: Hi! ^_^

Logan: Wha?

Me: OMG CLAIRE!!!! XD YOU ARE HERE TOO???? YAAAAY -glomps-

Claire: -is glomped- Heh heh hi ^_^ I don't really know how I got here but it is cool!

Lizzy: What? Who is this person? -confused-

Ashley: I'm dieing of boredom here!

Claire: Oh so what are we doing then?

Me: Going to kidnap us some people X3

Claire: OMG COOL!! Can we swing by-

Me: Fruits Basket for Haru? Sure ^_^

Claire: -jumps in air and squeaks- YAY!!!

Logan: Yeah yeah can we go now pwease!?

Lizzy: Yes let's go already rawrgerargin!!! D:<

Me: OK First stop NARUTO!!! ^__________^ LET US GO NOW!!

Da na da na.... Da na dana..... DAAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Ashley: LOGAN SHUT UP!!!

Logan: -crawling and saying daa na da na...- WELL SORRY! I thought we needed some theme music sheesh!

Lizzy: -squeals- OMG A RUBBER SNAKE!!!

Me: O__O THAT ISN'T RUBBER!!!

Ashley: KILL IT!!

Claire and Me: NO!!

Claire: I would never kill a poor snake!

Logan: Just crawl around it!

Lizzy: Eeep!

Me: Meep.... -shifty eyes- o.o

Logan: SUNA DO SOMETHING!!!!

Me: Fine~~! -uses authoress powahs to make a girl snake appear-

Other Snake: -starts flirting with the girl snake-

Claire: XD ha ha I think it's mating season....

Me: -twitch- I thought they might fight or something... This is definitely not what i was planning on -_-

Claire: Well I'm afraid you thought wrong.

Me: By the way..... YOUR ACCENT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! :3

Claire: ^_^;;;; Uh... heh thanks?

Lizzy: Sunny let's go!!

Me: Ok ok...

-after 5 minutes of crawling getting us nowhere-

Claire: Sunora.. I uh think...

Ashley: WE'RE SO FRIGGEN LOST!!! Lizzy and Sunny you said you KNEW where you were going!

Lizzy: Ur mom! It's not our faults we have never been to a different universe of anime people before!

Me: Wait.... o.o Lizzy...

Lizzy: Huh?

Me: ;; I could have just like warped us there or something huh?

Lizzy: ......

Claire: ;; that's Sunora dear for ya

Logan: Suna! eoidsjfngien!!!

Ashley: -_- OMG.....

Me: -sweatdrop- Ok ok  -somehow warps us there with authoress powahs- Ok we is here ^_^

Logan: -glomps the ground-

Lizzy: OH look Sunny, Logan is playing ground X3

Me: -bursts out laughing-

Logan: Wha?

Claire: -freaking out about looking like an anime person- OMG THIS IS JUST ABSOLUTLY   WONDERFULNESS!!!

Ashley: Yes yes it is... NOW CAN WE GO GET PEEPS!

Lizzy: Who first o.o

Me: De-

Everyone: Yeah yeah Deidara

Me: ^_^;;;; -sweatdrop- We can only get a couple people for now though D:

Lizzy: Ok hmmm -thinks- How about Deidara.... Sasori.... uh Gaara.... Kiba and~~~~

Me: Hidan?

Lizzy: ..... -freaks out-

Claire: I think that's a yes!

Me: Ok then! Akatsuki lair first? Or to Gaara and Kiba?

Logan: GAARA AND KIBA!!

Ashley: AKATSUKI!! D:<

Claire: I vote Gaara and Kiba ^_^

Lizzy: Ok let's just go there first then.

Me: Ok ok we have made up our minds then right?

Everyone; o.o -nod nod-

Me: Ok ^_^ -teleports us to them-

Kiba: O_O WTF!!!

Gaara: -_- -sighs-

Me: OMG Gaara! XD (one of my favorite characters!)

Logan: GAARA!!!!!

Claire: KIBA! :3 -extremely happy-

Ashley: Ok can we just kidnap them and get this over with!

Lizzy: YESH~~ -little kids voice- Hidan~~!

Me: Ok ok! ^_^ Alright guys.... Get in the sack....

Gaara: Awh HELL NO! >.<

Kiba: -twitch- D:< SICK 'EM AKAMARU!

Ashley: Too late buddy -hold up a barking sack-

Kiba: AKAMARU!! T_____T

Claire: Aww Don't make Kiba cry! T_T

Me: OK OK!!! Gaara.... T_T I can't say it tis too mean!
Lizzy: -floating in the air and all day dreamingness-

Me: o.o uh ok then...

Logan: YAY!! I'm actually standing next to Gaara!

Gaara: ..... I'm bored (hmmm i wonder what happens if I act like... this) -starts giggling like a little girl- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!! I F-CKING LOVE SACKS!!! -glomps the sack... and me-

Me: AAAGH!!

Lizzy: O_O OMFG GAARA HAS GONE CRAZEH!!!.... Awesome! ^_^

Claire: :3 I can't wait to tell Amy! ^_^

(Amy appears)

Claire: OMG

Amy: -staring at Gaara- O_O G-g-g... GAARA!!!! -flying glomps him-

Ashley: OH COME ON!! -shoves Kiba in the sack with Akamaru-

Amy: Awwww! -sniffles-  I have to go D: -huggles Deidara who fell asleep-

Me: Don't worry Amy you can come back later! ^_^

Amy: OK

Claire: BYE AMY! ^_^

Amy: -waves and disappears-

Ashley: -shoves Gaara in another sack- Finally!

Logan: I WANNA CARRY GAARA'S SACK!!

Ashley: ok..... -hands her the sack-

Logan: YAYAYAYAY -runs around screaming and happy as a little chibi-

Me: Ok TO the AKATS-

Lizzy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! HIDAN~~~~~~~!!!!! TALLEYHO!!!!!

Claire: XD Tallyho old chap -giggles-

Lizzy: Giggle XD

Me: ^_^ -transports us to the lair of the Akatsuki-
Ashley: Oh good ^_^ Deidara and Sasori are in one spot together thankfully!

Me: -whispers- DEIDARA!!!

Lizzy: Where is Hidan T_T

Me: You will know where he is if you here him swear.

Claire: Indeed! XD i love that word!

Logan: Wait where do we put the sacks?

Me: I'm on it ^_^ -makes them disappear-

Logan: o.O Ok then...

Ashley: LET'S GO!!!

Lizzy: Rawr! D:<

-all jump out from hiding-

Deidara: O_O

Sasori- Damn more annoying people

Deidara: Where the hell did they come from, hmm!!!

Me: DEI-KUN~~~~

Lizzy: Are you under here Hidan -picks up a rock- Godzammit!! D:<

Ashley: SASORI!!!!

Sasori: Hi?

Me: Ok Dei-kun........................ I CAN'T FLIPPEN SAY IT!!!

Claire: Ha ha Sunora I'm afraid you are gonna have to

Me: Fine... Deidara please get in the sack -innocent look-

Deidara: no?

Me: -glomp tackles him-

Deidara: O_O AAAAAH!!!

Me: -shoves him in the sack crying like a chibi- I have an idea since this is taking too long. -uses authoress powahs to warp Hidan and Sasori in the sacks and send all of us back to the room-

Ashley: Wow...... why the hell didn't you just do that in the first place?

Me: I'm not used to these dang powers yet ok! Sheesh!

Lizzy: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO :3 -floating in the air all chibified-

Logan: -sniffles- This room brings back... so many memories! -bursts into tears-

Claire: ^_^ Wow we are all insane! And i love it! XD

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TO BE CONTINUED IN the NEXT CHAPER THINGY!!!!!

:O (Eek) — Description
                                               Chapter One!!!
                                                  The Kidnapping
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Disclaimer: You know the deal i own nothing sept characters i make up which there are none in this chapter so meh!
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-Someone randomly starts singing- EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!! ...deele eedle ee dee de dee deeeee! THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGH~~TNING!!

Me: YAY~! -starts to sing also-

Logan: -chasing the giant pickle-

Jelleh Bean: -also chasing the pickle- MOMMEH I WUV YOU COME BACK~~~!

Pickle: -running for dear life- ORIETNGIOERBITGIELR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_______________T

-random ninja come in-

Ninja #1 (who I shall name Paul): HYYYYYA!!!! -tries to karate chop me-

Ninja #2 (I shall name Shirly (though its a guy): -twitch- Can't.... Resist.... SONG!! -starts to sing- EVERYBODY WAS A KUNG FU FIGHTING HYA!! >.< THOSE KATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTING!!!!

Paul: LIKE OMFG! I LOVE THIS SONG :3! -sings along-

-the door to the random room suddenly esplodes and Ashley walks in-

Ashley: ....Yo

Me: OMG ASHLEY -still singing- You tis here!!!!

Ashley: Yep ^_^ So what's every...one... Doing o.O? WTF! Why is it whenever I see you Sunora and you are with Liz you are always doing something insane or weird or acting crazy?

Me: Lolz you should see me all the times when you don't see me X3

Ashley: -_-....Wait what?

Lizzy: -squeaks- OMFG I KNOW YOU!!

Logan: -poke poke poke- Poke Poke Poke Poke~~

Everyone: o.O

Logan: What I can poke nothing and say poke at the same time if i want! >.< Geeze!

Me: HEY! You know what I just noticed?

Ashley: That there is a squirrel chewing on your head? o.o

Me: Wha? -looks up and sees a squirrel- O.O  ZOMFFFG!!!!!!! -runs around in circles crying like a chibi- GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOFFFF~!

Everyone: o.o

Logan: Yikes.... I don't think that's what she noticed

Paul the ninja: I SHALL SAVE THEE!!!! -kung fu fighting comes on- HYYYYAAAA!!!! -starts to poke the squirrel- Let go of her~~~!

Squirrel: Yo quit with the poking of the fur and squeak and malarging >.<

Everyone: WTF O_O Talking squirrel!

Me: AND A TALKING SUNNY GETTING HEAD EATEN HERE!! o.o a little help would be muchly appreciated!

Lizzy, Logan, and Ashley: oh yeah ^_^

Pickle: -sobbing-

Logan: -pickle-

Shirly the ninja: -trying to pry the squirrel off my head-

Everyone: -poking and taunting the squirrel trying to get it off-

dSquirrel: AAHHH!! >.< You know what??! F-ck you all!!! >.< -jumps off of my head and runs into the wall accidentally exploding-

Everyone except the pickle and jelly bean: o.o Holy sh-t!!!

Me: o.o I bet if that squirrel had some fingers, it would have flipped us off.

Pickle: -nods-

Ashley: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN HERE!?! You and that jelly bean thingy!

Pickle:

Jelly Bean: -sniffle sniffle- The Wonderful Wizard of OZ told me to... -breaks into song- Because because because because because~~~~~~ The wonderful things he does!

Everyone: o.O

Logan: I'm bored~~!

Me and Lizzy: Me too!

Ashley: I just got here

Me: -thinks- Well it's getting pretty boring! But I am vereh happeh because I have.. uh.. What are they called Lizzy? Those rights that an author has ^_^

Lizzy: Authoress Powahs XD

Me: YESH! X3 Well I have those powers and I am gonna use them to make some funny uh anti-boring stuff happen! -Makes a wall explode-

Logan: ARRHHHGG!! WALL HAS A HOLE IN IT!!

Ashley: o.O You do know there is a door. -points to a door-

Me: ...Oops T___T -cries and starts to go emo- I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ME!!! T_T

-random monkey comes in and bitch slaps me-

Monkey: Ooo eeee ooo ah ah -breaks into song- Ting tang walla walla bing bang! ooh to the eee the oo the ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bayeeayeeang! -monkey leaves-

Logan: I think it told you to shut up and not be emo...

Ashely: Why does everyone in here seem to break into song all of a sudden -_-

Me: ^_^;; Heh heh don't ask me

Lizzy: Well we have to do something to spice up this boring old place >.< We set some hobos on fire once twas amusing for about 2 minutes! :3

Everyone: o.O

Me: Actually I wanna do something first. -uses magical authoress powers to make a window appear- Ok that's all set -goes over to the pickle and kicks it out the window- ^_^ Ok much better and now 3...2.....1

Jelly Bean: MOMMEH!!! COME BACK! -jumps out the window-

Me: Yes! Right on target!

Ashley: Where did you send them o.o

Me: Ohh just a little place I like to call........ L.A. -nods-

Everyone: -_-

Ashley: You did what?

Lizzy: What was the point of that?

Me: >.< Because I wanted to O.K.!

Logan: -sniffles- I miss that pickle T_T

Lizzy: So what are we gonna do to have fun and not be bored?

(A/N for those of you who are not pervy at times you might wanna skip over this next line)

-Random dude comes in-

Guy: PORN!!!! THAT'S WHAT!! PORN PORN PORN~~~~!!!

Everyone except the guy: WTF!!!!!

Guy: -singing- THIS RANDOM ROOM IS FOR PORN, THIS RANDOM ROOM IS FOR PORN~! PORN PORN PORN~~!!!

Lizzy: -twitch twitch- -high pitched squeaky voice- SHUT THE F-CK UP!!! -kicks him in the face and pushes him out the window-

Me: YAY! XD Now the window leads to a donkey farm where he shall induce manual donkey labor for many many years ^___^

Logan: Ok that was very strange ^_^

Ashley: Man this place is f-cked up!

Lizzy: Well that's because it is being boring! and WATCH YOU MOUTH D:<

Me: OH I have an idea! We all like and watch Naruto right?

-everyone nods-

Me: Then let's go kidnap us some peeps!

Lizzy: OMG Like in my Ask Whoever story?

Me: Kinda ^_^ yep

Ashley: OMG OMG OMG!! That will be fun!! I can't wait!

Logan: YAY~ I wanna kidnap some people!

Me: Then shall we go?

Lizzy: How are we gonna do this exactly Sunny? o.O

Me: Uhhh.... Wing it?

Logan: Sounds good to me! ^____^ Come on let's go I'm decomposing here!

Everyone: o.O

Logan: IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEACH!!!

Ashley: OOOOh...... sure....

Liz A: Hi peoplez!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Cheese

Everyone: OMG HOW THE FRICK DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!?!?!?!

Liz A.: ... I have magical powers.... -shifty eyes-

???????: OMG YOU CAME HERE WIF OUT ME!!!

Liz A.: .(self Thought time) (Why does she always follow me.... must escape... her creepy grasp on my life!)

Liz A: Oh I uh.. just couldn't find you! ^_^;; oh darn I have to... pee so ..uh bye! *RUNS SCREAMING*

Person named Heather: WAIT LIZ... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! -runs after her-

Everyone: o.O

Me: Well that was completely insane ^_^ And twas so funny!

Ashley: OMG who was that girl, I'm freaked out!

Logan: I know, she was so short!

Ashley: No, I'm talking about the one that said “I Love You” ( note to self, stay away from the “I love you” girl)

Lizzy and Me: Heather...

Ashley: What?

Me: That's who that was.

Lizzy: We know her! :3

Me: That was really weird though.... Ok shall we discard that and go kidnap us some people?

Everyone: -nod nod-

Logan: -lays out a diagram on how we are going to kidnap people- ^_^ Yay

Ashley: -_- Uh where did you get that?

Me and Lizzy: Where was she keeping it? o.O

Me: WORD STEALER!! >.<

Lizzy: NUH UH!!! D:<

Me: lolz just kidding.... kinda.... ANYWAYZ, so what does it say on your diagram thing Logan?

Logan: OH I SHOW YOU NOW! -lays the diagram on a random appearing table. it shows stick figures running and jumping off a building-

Logan: :3

Everyone: ....

Logan:

Everyone: .........

Logan: ^______^ So so? whatcha think?

Ashley: Wow that's kinda dumb! Seriously that diagram has nothing to do with us kidnapping people!

Logan: OH!!! You meant the kidnapping thing! Ohhhh I thought you meant something else ^_^ Never mind then.

Everyone: -_- Wow

Lizzy: Ok let's just go and see what happens k?

Me: I AGREE!

Lizzy: ME too ^___^ Ok lets go now!

Me: -makes a wall explode- :3

Ashley: SUNORA! THERE IS A DOOR -points to a door- PLUS YOU ALREADY EXPLODED A HOLE IN THAT WALL -points to wall with giant hole-

Me: oops ^_^;;;

Logan: OH WELL Let's just go! -runs out the hole-

Everyone: -doesn't follow-

Lizzy: WAIT UP LOGAN!!!

Logan: -_- -comes back- whaaaat??

?: Hi! ^_^

Logan: Wha?

Me: OMG CLAIRE!!!! XD YOU ARE HERE TOO???? YAAAAY -glomps-

Claire: -is glomped- Heh heh hi ^_^ I don't really know how I got here but it is cool!

Lizzy: What? Who is this person? -confused-

Ashley: I'm dieing of boredom here!

Claire: Oh so what are we doing then?

Me: Going to kidnap us some people X3

Claire: OMG COOL!! Can we swing by-

Me: Fruits Basket for Haru? Sure ^_^

Claire: -jumps in air and squeaks- YAY!!!

Logan: Yeah yeah can we go now pwease!?

Lizzy: Yes let's go already rawrgerargin!!! D:<

Me: OK First stop NARUTO!!! ^__________^ LET US GO NOW!!

Da na da na.... Da na dana..... DAAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Ashley: LOGAN SHUT UP!!!

Logan: -crawling and saying daa na da na...- WELL SORRY! I thought we needed some theme music sheesh!

Lizzy: -squeals- OMG A RUBBER SNAKE!!!

Me: O__O THAT ISN'T RUBBER!!!

Ashley: KILL IT!!

Claire and Me: NO!!

Claire: I would never kill a poor snake!

Logan: Just crawl around it!

Lizzy: Eeep!

Me: Meep.... -shifty eyes- o.o

Logan: SUNA DO SOMETHING!!!!

Me: Fine~~! -uses authoress powahs to make a girl snake appear-

Other Snake: -starts flirting with the girl snake-

Claire: XD ha ha I think it's mating season....

Me: -twitch- I thought they might fight or something... This is definitely not what i was planning on -_-

Claire: Well I'm afraid you thought wrong.

Me: By the way..... YOUR ACCENT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! :3

Claire: ^_^;;;; Uh... heh thanks?

Lizzy: Sunny let's go!!

Me: Ok ok...

-after 5 minutes of crawling getting us nowhere-

Claire: Sunora.. I uh think...

Ashley: WE'RE SO FRIGGEN LOST!!! Lizzy and Sunny you said you KNEW where you were going!

Lizzy: Ur mom! It's not our faults we have never been to a different universe of anime people before!

Me: Wait.... o.o Lizzy...

Lizzy: Huh?

Me: ;; I could have just like warped us there or something huh?

Lizzy: ......

Claire: ;; that's Sunora dear for ya

Logan: Suna! eoidsjfngien!!!

Ashley: -_- OMG.....

Me: -sweatdrop- Ok ok  -somehow warps us there with authoress powahs- Ok we is here ^_^

Logan: -glomps the ground-

Lizzy: OH look Sunny, Logan is playing ground X3

Me: -bursts out laughing-

Logan: Wha?

Claire: -freaking out about looking like an anime person- OMG THIS IS JUST ABSOLUTLY   WONDERFULNESS!!!

Ashley: Yes yes it is... NOW CAN WE GO GET PEEPS!

Lizzy: Who first o.o

Me: De-

Everyone: Yeah yeah Deidara

Me: ^_^;;;; -sweatdrop- We can only get a couple people for now though D:

Lizzy: Ok hmmm -thinks- How about Deidara.... Sasori.... uh Gaara.... Kiba and~~~~

Me: Hidan?

Lizzy: ..... -freaks out-

Claire: I think that's a yes!

Me: Ok then! Akatsuki lair first? Or to Gaara and Kiba?

Logan: GAARA AND KIBA!!

Ashley: AKATSUKI!! D:<

Claire: I vote Gaara and Kiba ^_^

Lizzy: Ok let's just go there first then.

Me: Ok ok we have made up our minds then right?

Everyone; o.o -nod nod-

Me: Ok ^_^ -teleports us to them-

Kiba: O_O WTF!!!

Gaara: -_- -sighs-

Me: OMG Gaara! XD (one of my favorite characters!)

Logan: GAARA!!!!!

Claire: KIBA! :3 -extremely happy-

Ashley: Ok can we just kidnap them and get this over with!

Lizzy: YESH~~ -little kids voice- Hidan~~!

Me: Ok ok! ^_^ Alright guys.... Get in the sack....

Gaara: Awh HELL NO! >.<

Kiba: -twitch- D:< SICK 'EM AKAMARU!

Ashley: Too late buddy -hold up a barking sack-

Kiba: AKAMARU!! T_____T

Claire: Aww Don't make Kiba cry! T_T

Me: OK OK!!! Gaara.... T_T I can't say it tis too mean!
Lizzy: -floating in the air and all day dreamingness-

Me: o.o uh ok then...

Logan: YAY!! I'm actually standing next to Gaara!

Gaara: ..... I'm bored (hmmm i wonder what happens if I act like... this) -starts giggling like a little girl- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!! I F-CKING LOVE SACKS!!! -glomps the sack... and me-

Me: AAAGH!!

Lizzy: O_O OMFG GAARA HAS GONE CRAZEH!!!.... Awesome! ^_^

Claire: :3 I can't wait to tell Amy! ^_^

(Amy appears)

Claire: OMG

Amy: -staring at Gaara- O_O G-g-g... GAARA!!!! -flying glomps him-

Ashley: OH COME ON!! -shoves Kiba in the sack with Akamaru-

Amy: Awwww! -sniffles-  I have to go D: -huggles Deidara who fell asleep-

Me: Don't worry Amy you can come back later! ^_^

Amy: OK

Claire: BYE AMY! ^_^

Amy: -waves and disappears-

Ashley: -shoves Gaara in another sack- Finally!

Logan: I WANNA CARRY GAARA'S SACK!!

Ashley: ok..... -hands her the sack-

Logan: YAYAYAYAY -runs around screaming and happy as a little chibi-

Me: Ok TO the AKATS-

Lizzy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! HIDAN~~~~~~~!!!!! TALLEYHO!!!!!

Claire: XD Tallyho old chap -giggles-

Lizzy: Giggle XD

Me: ^_^ -transports us to the lair of the Akatsuki-
Ashley: Oh good ^_^ Deidara and Sasori are in one spot together thankfully!

Me: -whispers- DEIDARA!!!

Lizzy: Where is Hidan T_T

Me: You will know where he is if you here him swear.

Claire: Indeed! XD i love that word!

Logan: Wait where do we put the sacks?

Me: I'm on it ^_^ -makes them disappear-

Logan: o.O Ok then...

Ashley: LET'S GO!!!

Lizzy: Rawr! D:<

-all jump out from hiding-

Deidara: O_O

Sasori- Damn more annoying people

Deidara: Where the hell did they come from, hmm!!!

Me: DEI-KUN~~~~

Lizzy: Are you under here Hidan -picks up a rock- Godzammit!! D:<

Ashley: SASORI!!!!

Sasori: Hi?

Me: Ok Dei-kun........................ I CAN'T FLIPPEN SAY IT!!!

Claire: Ha ha Sunora I'm afraid you are gonna have to

Me: Fine... Deidara please get in the sack -innocent look-

Deidara: no?

Me: -glomp tackles him-

Deidara: O_O AAAAAH!!!

Me: -shoves him in the sack crying like a chibi- I have an idea since this is taking too long. -uses authoress powahs to warp Hidan and Sasori in the sacks and send all of us back to the room-

Ashley: Wow...... why the hell didn't you just do that in the first place?

Me: I'm not used to these dang powers yet ok! Sheesh!

Lizzy: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO :3 -floating in the air all chibified-

Logan: -sniffles- This room brings back... so many memories! -bursts into tears-

Claire: ^_^ Wow we are all insane! And i love it! XD

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TO BE CONTINUED IN the NEXT CHAPER THINGY!!!!!