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Published: 2005-07-29 11:58:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 988; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 9
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Description I had a little goldfish
IT DIED! IT DIED!
My mum said it was sleeping
SHE LIED! SHE LIED!
We ended up cooking the fish
IT FRYED! IT FRYED!
Nobody could eat the fishy, but…
WE TRIED! WE TRIED!
I had to throw away the fishy
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
My uncle didn’t want to, he was too…
UP TIGHT! UP TIGHT!
My dad threw it right out…
OF SIGHT! OF SIGHT!
I then shit my pants
IN FRIGHT! IN FRIGHT!
I don’t know how I sleep
AT NIGHT! AT NIGHT!
Will I get another fishy?
I MIGHT!!! I MIGHT!!!
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Comments: 30

RaccoonTwin-3 [2013-09-19 20:34:29 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Potato-Cornflakes [2011-05-04 22:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Wow.

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Zeldasevensage [2010-02-24 21:24:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY

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inuyashaobsesser13 [2009-07-29 14:45:10 +0000 UTC]

X'3 poor fishie. lmmfao. cute.

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VioletMurasaki [2009-03-31 19:56:22 +0000 UTC]

lol. nice! reminds me of that poem that Lisa wrote on an episode of The Simpsons.

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kalabalik2 [2008-09-12 14:22:56 +0000 UTC]

that was a good one

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bunnyness77 [2008-05-27 02:49:18 +0000 UTC]

thats awsome!!!!!!!!!!! love it

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Ashleythepurplellama [2008-05-03 23:34:29 +0000 UTC]

ha ha that is sooo funny i think i just died laughing

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Ino-chan-nya [2008-03-11 17:48:47 +0000 UTC]

rofl i almost stopped breathing the i tried to scream it out and it didn't work it turned out like fishy fishy- what was the words?

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Tralalaly [2008-01-11 17:13:43 +0000 UTC]

Nicely done...so much more elaborate than...
I FLUSHED! I FLUSHED!

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SuperPineapple [2007-11-28 01:01:51 +0000 UTC]

Most beautiful poem I have ever read *tearshed*

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Not-Undead-FUNdead [2007-08-23 09:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Thats awesome lol! I love it

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DragonSparx [2006-05-31 13:46:02 +0000 UTC]

This is real cute! LOL.

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superdeathmonkey In reply to DragonSparx [2006-06-01 09:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!! I dont think it's cute... but it IS something!

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DragonSparx In reply to superdeathmonkey [2006-06-01 13:26:26 +0000 UTC]

Something is always better than nothing.
You're welcome.

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Ida-d-great [2006-05-14 12:14:16 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE it!!!! cool.

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superdeathmonkey In reply to Ida-d-great [2006-05-14 12:45:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Ida-d-great In reply to superdeathmonkey [2006-05-14 13:36:21 +0000 UTC]

is it okay if i do a drawing inspired from it?

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superdeathmonkey In reply to Ida-d-great [2006-05-15 10:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Whoa!! Yeah! Go for it!!

That'll be hell good!

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Ida-d-great In reply to superdeathmonkey [2006-05-15 11:40:17 +0000 UTC]

YAY!!! im excited!!

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superdeathmonkey In reply to Ida-d-great [2006-05-15 13:24:07 +0000 UTC]

You think you're excited! Imagine me! A random line on the back of my english book became a poem, which will then become ACTUAL art!!!

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Ida-d-great In reply to superdeathmonkey [2006-05-15 13:48:15 +0000 UTC]

YIPPEEE!!!!

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edzull [2006-02-07 05:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Set it to music... do it.

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superdeathmonkey In reply to edzull [2006-02-07 06:38:11 +0000 UTC]

YES!!! And then i shal get it on the radio and make MILLION!!!!

But i have no idea for a tune.... ohwell *shrugs*

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railiantermai [2005-08-02 11:32:42 +0000 UTC]

lmao...very good!!! very nice!!!

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what--the [2005-07-30 05:06:03 +0000 UTC]

heheh that's so funny!!

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evanescingintonight [2005-07-29 11:59:51 +0000 UTC]

lmao...i can see someone screaming this at Walmart.

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Potato-Cornflakes In reply to evanescingintonight [2011-05-04 22:59:34 +0000 UTC]

lol yes.

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superdeathmonkey In reply to evanescingintonight [2005-07-29 12:04:02 +0000 UTC]

...yeah so can i, i might just start screaming it a work one day

....ohhhh yeah!!! sounds like a plan!

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evanescingintonight In reply to superdeathmonkey [2005-07-29 12:11:15 +0000 UTC]

haha, awesome. "man..i really wish i had some popsicles right now.. IT DIED! IT DIED!"

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