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Published: 2012-06-27 15:34:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1957; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 4
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I CAN'T DRAW MEN ANYMOREHAVE A LITTLE SHOTA SOLDIER INSTEAD
Name: Samuel Salvador
Age: 32, appears 18
Gender: Male
Job: Toy Army Soldier
Weight: 160 lbs
Height: 6'0
Toy Version: [link]
Weapon:
-That anchor over there, he can change its size and sharpness/dullness
-The bead thingy over there too for stranggling or whipping.? AHAHAHHAHAA//shot
-And if the situation becomes really really horrible, then he'll just smack you with his belt, which is over there too
-he can also throw his shoe at you if hes really desperate djgsalfjkfas
Abilities:
-IDIOTS LUCK
-Weak water magic, but he sucks at it so he never uses it using it as a prank would be nice though
-Stamina
-Accuracy
Likes:
-Slacking/Sleeping/Relaxing
-Apples
-Insects
-Training when he's bored
-Taking relaxing walks outside then getting lost forever and ever because of his bad memory, sob
Dislikes:
-Rats
-Violence eue
-Memorization
-Complicated things
-Kisses
-Forgetting important things
-Being called a sheep/dog/lamb/poodle, because he's an alpaca gksadfhjg
Personality:
-Patient
-Forgetful
-sort of Polite
-Lazy
-Gullible
-Obedient
-An Idiot
-Innocent
Bio:
Once upon a time a lady made a lucky alpaca charm for her husband, who is a sailor, or a marine, whichever you would like to call him. Let's just say that guy is a man of the seeaaaa. Samuel was named after their beloved son who died at a very very very young age.
Adventure, traveling and fun everywhere is what he witnessed while he was still with his owner, which lasted for many years. But one day, a group of bad people went aboard and slaughtered mostly everyone, even the alpaca's owner. One of the guys thought that taking Sam would be a nice 'souvenir'.
--Nope, the adventures aren't the same anymore, since it always involves violence and murder. He disliked it very very much. Especially when his new owner kisses him for 'luck'.
There's a happy ending to this story though, because the bad guys died in a strong storm, in the middle of the sea. So Samuel floated around for many months, or was it years.? We will never know-- Until he washed up on the shore.
He was lucky enough not to get eaten by animals, and was very lucky enough to be picked up by a craftsman from the store, and once again, lucky enough to be brought to life and get a job in the store. He's not so lucky when he gets smacked very hard for slacking though
He shall be the most laziest soldier you shall ever meet
Other information:
-He sleep talks
-He's actually a neat freak
-Cannot dance, then taught to dance by Tristan, but now he forgot how to dance again kgjhadsfg///ALLMYSHAME
-He's a liar
-And you can never read his poker face
i hate english
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Comments: 15
SuperLazy7 In reply to briioche [2012-06-28 09:49:55 +0000 UTC]
AAAAAAAA ////petspetswithlove
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briioche In reply to SuperLazy7 [2012-06-28 10:24:44 +0000 UTC]
Iwanttorpwithyouuuuuuuuuu
Do you have Skype? Mine is the same as my username ; v ;
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SuperLazy7 In reply to briioche [2012-06-28 14:06:22 +0000 UTC]
im too shy to rp, because i fail
yes i do 8D mine is yuyuyukalalala eue
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pockyboxes [2012-06-27 17:53:36 +0000 UTC]
AHH SAMMMMMM DSJKJDSFLSDJSL ////STEALSAWAY //////////////
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SuperLazy7 In reply to pockyboxes [2012-06-28 09:49:24 +0000 UTC]
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LostTideLover [2012-06-27 17:33:27 +0000 UTC]
I absolutely LOVE his pose jabshsjak
and the bio still makes me giggle here and there lol
amgg
and is that your handwriting? it's so neat compared to mine tQAQt
let me just.... forever love Sam~! ///makes Piat kiss his cheek just to troll him
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SuperLazy7 In reply to LostTideLover [2012-06-28 09:48:39 +0000 UTC]
his pose is derp jghdsfl
i still cant do bios
and my handwriting isnt neat, i just love ctrl z and stuff ene
////foreverpetspiat --CANON FOR THE SAKE OF TROLLING
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LostTideLover In reply to SuperLazy7 [2012-07-02 03:03:01 +0000 UTC]
it is very neat ACCEPT ITTT
jazkhspava
AMGG drawing that now skdbakx
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Imp-y [2012-06-27 15:50:49 +0000 UTC]
lol //pets Lazy/// e u e he sleep talks? me want to see this
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