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This world is so corrupt..
Published: 2006-11-20 03:11:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 11398; Favourites: 229; Downloads: 408
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house.. not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. All the kids were missing, the parents are dead.Santa slaughtered them all, and kept every head.
"I'm so sick of these childeren, they're always so bad.
I checked my list, not once, but twice and none of these kids were even close to nice. Violent games, movies, cable tv parents point fingers, they even blame me!
It isn't my fault that they cannot raise them right, but now they're all dead, and I'll sleep well tonight!"
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Comments: 112
At last, a Santa picture with guts!
Great job with this.
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LOL That's awesome. Goes along with my husband's christmas short story The Naughty List
Thanks for sharing and the laugh!
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Hey no problem! Glad you liked it.
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argh... it really is the end of the world... now santa has turned crazy.
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One of his elves had rabies.. he never went to the doctor's after the bite. Ten shots in the stomach were just something Santa didn't want to deal with, and this is the end result.
Lesson:
GET YOUR RABIES SHOTS IF YOU ARE SCRATCHED OR BIT BY A WILD ANIMAL OR ELF!
The more you know... do do dooo
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hm.. maybe santa wanted to live with rabbies in his blood
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so true! i love it!
plus, this will scare the sh*t out of my kid sister.
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I love the parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" It made the pic all the more better
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That's messed up, but awsome at the same time.
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Yes.. that would be intestines..
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Talk about delayed reaction..
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no i got it before... it just more ew now *-_-*
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Kinda reminds me of that Santa-bot from Futurama.... "Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!!!"
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Oh wow. o_o; I took this an entirely different way; in that santa was the mindless cash-register marketing whore that christmas has become, and the disemboweled body was the honest consumer.
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HAHHA ohh santa is so cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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0_0 Boy that reminds me of all the stuff my twisted mind was coming up with when I snapped one night and halfway thought I was Shadow Santa for a while...
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
silly santa, don't put them in a bag; they'll smell.
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It is to keep them fresh..
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Thanks everyone, wow.. never thought this or anything I'd done would get 'daily deviation', I must have gotten lucky this Christmas! Fixed the grammatical errors, I wrote the poem fast. The drawing is where my heart was.
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An alternative title can be: "When Santa runs out of coal"
Awesome artwork, I simply love his expression and how the arm and the intestines hang from his bag. A well deserved DD
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Can't help but 
There's a minor misshap with your rather genius and clever poem. The sentance that says, "I'm so sick of these childeren, their always so bad." You don't have anything to rhyme with the word "bad." It kinda looks like this sentance was just put in there without anything to rhyme with it....
Oh well. Forgive my criticism (I don't write poems myself)...I enjoy this thoroughly, and that it is why I'm faving it.
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The poem was a bit rushed.. please don't kill me.
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Ah, s'okay. It made me, my sister and her BF laugh (and her BF doesn't believe in Christmas). So that's all that matters.
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Awesome. I was going to go into this long elaborate response to this, but I realized that it was probably inappropriate, I'll leave it to your imagination...
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HELL YES! The only problem I have with this is from a grammatical standpoint where you used "their" and not "they're". Not trying to sound like a know-it-all, but it might be actually useful to you if I explain. Their - possessive; multiple owners. They're - contraction of "they are"
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Oh, and also the pluralization of parents. It just needs one s. the apostrophe is unnecessary (as that denotes a single parent ows something). Don't you just love how in-the-way that apostrophe gets? Let's skewer it with a stick! Sic Santa on it
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