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This world is so corrupt..
Published: 2006-11-20 03:11:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 11401; Favourites: 229; Downloads: 408
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house.. not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. All the kids were missing, the parents are dead.Santa slaughtered them all, and kept every head.
"I'm so sick of these childeren, they're always so bad.
I checked my list, not once, but twice and none of these kids were even close to nice. Violent games, movies, cable tv parents point fingers, they even blame me!
It isn't my fault that they cannot raise them right, but now they're all dead, and I'll sleep well tonight!"
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THREE CHEERS FOR KILLER SANTA!!! bout time someone takes care of the mess that parents today make of their children, just wish I would have thought of this first! Great work!
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I hope you dont mine but I added a bit to your poem
So into his sleigh with the bloody bag,
Santa lit up a cig and took a hard drag.
Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house..
not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
The kids were missing, their parents all dead.
Santa slaughtered them all, and kept every head.
"I'm so sick of these childeren, their always so bad.
You'd think getting coal was some new fangled fad.
I checked my list, not once, but twice
and none of these brats were even close to nice.
Violent games, movies, cable tv,
their parents point fingers, they even blame me!
It isn't my fault that they can't raise them right,
but now they're all dead, and I'll sleep well tonight!"
So into his sleigh with the bloody bag,
he lit up a cig and took a hard drag.
He chuckled and said in the moon light
" A Merry Christmas to all... If you live through the night."
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Don't mind at all. I really rushed through the poem, I was going to leave the piece 'as is'..
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ah well i am giving you most of the credit for it since the core was yours
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Yay, a corrupted santa.. Hehehe. little children beware!
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FAV! I am so markcing this as a fav! Holy crap that's awesome!
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just more proof that Santa is Satan in disguise
have a read of this link: [link]
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i agree. but santa killing off all the kids isn't so nice either
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lol
thats funny in a sick way
xDD
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O_o Let's lock Santa up...he needs help.
As for the parents, I'm not terribly sure anything would work, but we can hope. 
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LOL!
Thats awesome, I like the story, reminds me a bit of Weird Al's "The night santa went crazy".
Huzza for Santa! If he happens to drop by, I have a bottle of Rum for him.
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I've never seen that, but it sounds funny..
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[link]
Scenes from Invader Zim with the Weird Al song, awsome!
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That's the first thought that popped in my head...
"The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain"
Oh Santa Why!
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Very nice, creepy and sadly true. A few typos in the description, but the message still comes through despite that.
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Engorged would be the term.
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Am I the only one who sees the whole thing as rather eerie and rather serious? O_O
It opens up with a comical "frame" but portrays a very dark side we all seem to avoid...the truth.
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Yes, you're insaaaaaaane.
Just kidding... it's true.
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well that's one "merry" christmas that these kids and those parents deserve...
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Haha.. oh yeah. Children in a nutchell.
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great parody, beaut idea.. and i'm liking the cartoony style to give it a kiddish kick.. colors were well used too. fav!
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did he ate them? what tool did Santa chose to kill the kids?
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the world we live in, scares me ...
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This is reality artwork, really awesome
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Awesome. (well, disturbing. both kinda 
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The poem came after I finished the picture. Truthfully, I added the poem at the last minute because it popped in my head.
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Ita makes sense
though
if i was santa
i would have killed em years ago
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