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This is an adult fetish story that will contain female weight gain. If that ain't your bag, please avert your gaze elsewhere.



Chapter 1 (prologue)

    We all know what we were doing on Wednesday 23rd April 2033. I think that much is safe to say.

    I’ll tell you what I was doing. I was curled up on this burgundy chaise-longue – and I’ll always remember the ghastly colour of it – in this hotel in New York that I was staying in, headphones over my ears and totally in the zone, editing the podcast that I host. Astro-logical Episode 33. Or 34, maybe. Can’t remember the exact episode number.

    So when my mobile lit up, I was grateful for the interruption to be honest. Editing is the most boring thing about having your own podcast. There’s only so much of your own voice you want to hear before you find yourself yearning to take pins to your eyes. Every man and their dog had one those days, and I felt that I was just as worthy a host as any over-opinionated man.

    I glanced at the caller ID and it was my old professor Dr. Chipo Oliseh. Dr Oliseh took me under her wing while I studied my Masters at the University of Melbourne back when I was just starting out. She had not just been my professor, nor just the woman that shaped me to become the woman I am today. She was and is also a good friend, and one of my oldest friends to boot. Still, it was unusual for her to ring, especially given the large time-zone difference.

    “Hello?” I answered hazily, my mind still not left the podcast I was working on, trying not to lose track of my progress and have to listen through the damn thing again.

    “Hi Gwen, it’s umm, well it’s me, Chipo”

    Her voice wasn’t as assured as it typically was. She always had a great voice did Chipo, a deep smokey Australian drawl with just a hint of her African ancestral roots coming through. It was always effortlessly authoritative despite its glacial pace and leisurely enunciation.

    “Hi Chipo, it’s nice to hear from you. Wait, what time is it over there?”

    “I need to tell you something, but you might want to sit down first.”


    It was a good job I was sitting down, the news came completely out of the left field. That’s what everyone says when they talk about how they first heard the news – the disorientation of being hit by something they didn’t see coming. And how literally that was the case. Chipo explained to me in clear and precise terms that Grendel was closer to us than the models predicted, and it was only getting closer. Astro-logical Episode 33 never got released.


    “Wow, this is a spectacular find Chips. Good on ya!” was my initial and wholly naive reply. But it was understandable on my part. It all but guaranteed Chipo and her team at the university a historic second Nobel Prize. She was already one of the most famous faces in astrophysics in the world but now her name would go down in history. But the kicker, of course, was that there wouldn’t be much history for her name to go down in.

    “The physics team at MIT are crunching the same numbers and coming up with the same answers, it doesn’t look good Gwen. I just thought you should know.”

    The timbre of her voice still maintained that rich sobriety, but there was a glassy edge to it now.

    “So what sort of probability are we looking at?”

    “It meets the five-sigma criteria. So, unless there is something fundamentally wrong with our understanding of physics, or with our model, then it’s a done deal I’m afraid.”

    I finally placed the tone of her voice. It was the same as the voice you hear when a policeman knocks on your door and tells you he has bad news. It was careful and deliberate, calm but empathetic. She was giving me bad news.

    “Do we have a time frame yet?”

    I was keeping my composure outwardly, but inside my mind was rattling. It was slipshod and spiralling down thought ravines trying to digest the news I’d just heard.

    “No, that will come next. I’ve got to go Gwen, sorry, I’ve got a call with our Prime Minister in 5, and I’ve got to tell him the news.”

    “Oh god, sorry. And good luck Chips. And thank you, thank you for thinking of me”

    “I just thought you should know, you’re a good friend Gwen, always have been. And given that Grendel was the subject of your doctoral thesis, it seemed fitting. Good luck”

    An awkward pause.

    “Yeah, you too.”


    And that was how I first heard about how our solar system was about to be swallowed up the black hole at the centre of our galaxy.



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Comments: 14

Borghen [2019-05-03 07:15:41 +0000 UTC]

I am eager to see the connection between "weight gain" and "black hole". You certainly piqued my interest.

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swahilimonkfish In reply to Borghen [2019-05-03 10:40:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for your engagement, I hope I can maintain your interest

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Borghen In reply to swahilimonkfish [2019-05-03 14:36:57 +0000 UTC]

So far so good.

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DarkMattachu [2019-04-10 13:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Was watching the Event Horizon Telescope press conference earlier and not gonna lie, this story kept popping into my head during the run-up ^^'

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swahilimonkfish In reply to DarkMattachu [2019-04-10 18:19:54 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, that's brilliant! That black hole is astounding, I can't believe there is actually a photograph of it, when it is literally a black hole. It's just a mind-boggling thing

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ChubBeloved [2019-04-01 20:50:59 +0000 UTC]

I don't know where the name "Grendel" came from, but the black hole at the center of our galaxy (Which, contrary to super-confident sounding scientists, is still technically only theoretical) is called Sagittarius A*.

Otherwise, it seems like a great story so far. I'll suspend my disbelief really hard for the science, but otherwise I like it so far.

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swahilimonkfish In reply to ChubBeloved [2019-04-01 21:33:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha, it is explained later don't worry, as a nickname because Gwen loves mythology. Because I don't fancy writing Sagittarius A* over and over again lol.

But, I must admit, you have a slight understanding of astro-physics, then you have much more than me! So you may have to suspend your disbelief at the later chapters, I'm afraid. 

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Borghen In reply to swahilimonkfish [2019-05-03 07:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Grendel was the monster in Beowulf, right?

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swahilimonkfish In reply to Borghen [2019-05-03 10:41:32 +0000 UTC]

That is right. There was Grendel as the monster and then Grendel's mother too. Well done, that is very good knowledge!

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Borghen In reply to swahilimonkfish [2019-05-03 14:35:00 +0000 UTC]

I love Norse Mythology.

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swahilimonkfish In reply to Borghen [2019-05-03 19:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Interesting fact - and I tell you this because I know you are an expert at European languages - but Beowulf is actually written in Old English, though about the Norsemen. It is the most comprehensive text of Old English that we possess. Old English is a dialect of West Germanic, which is why English is so close to German. Then the French invaded and made English more Latin-inspired. Which is why so many English words are French in origin. So, really, English is a mix of lots of different European languages, and we know most of that thanks to Beowulf. Just in case you're interested

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Borghen In reply to swahilimonkfish [2019-05-08 14:18:21 +0000 UTC]

I am very interested and I thank you so much. I had never paid attention to the language of beowulf, just focusing on characters and setting.
There is always something to learn.

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shivaakaid [2019-01-31 23:21:41 +0000 UTC]

I have absolutely no idea what's about to happen. What's beyond the Event Horizon? And how did Earth jump several hundred (thousand?) light years to be within range of the (theoretical) galactic black hole? Sorry, I'm a science nazi hehe. It's not even close to what I majored in, but still. Black holes. Weight gain. A mystery...

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swahilimonkfish In reply to shivaakaid [2019-02-04 15:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I agree about the science being fun. At this stage, It's all exciting options.

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