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Published: 2009-04-04 20:26:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 4672; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 30
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Came up with this a while ago but can't remember exactly what inspired it....If anyone can't tell there is a toaster, a can opener, and a screwdriver floating around the All Spark
Also for those of you who also don't know the top frame is making fun of Michael Angelo's famous painting of Adam and the Lord touching finger tips that was painted on the ceiling of some....building, citidel or something. Sistine Chapel!! that's right.
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1 In the beginning Energon created the gas and the solid round.
2 And the planet was without form, and void; and gas was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Energon moved upon the face of the oils.
3 And Energon said, Let there be metal: and there was metal.
4 And Energon saw the metal, that it was good: and Energon divided the metal from the gas.
5 And Energon called the metal iron , and the gas he called smoke. And the shiny and the mbright were the first metal.
6 And Energon said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the oils, and let it divide the oils from the oils.
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I just re-read this, holy cow that is funny.
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AH! I am that much smarter now.
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you should add in a cartoon just after the gorilla thing.
I LIKE THE TOASTER!!! lol
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yeah, that would be epic!!
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You know, from this p.o.v., evolution is just plain ridiculous. As above said: the top panel is made of win.
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Seriously, the metal equivelent does make it look absolutely rediculous.
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Good ol' Michael Angelo.
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Yuppies! The roof of Sixtine church (err, I hope that's the good way of saying it! ^^'
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Brilliant, A very new idea coming from a very old battle!
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I think I scared a family memeber when I thought of this one. I was probably quitetly sitting there and all of a sudden started laughing hysterically out of the blue.
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Things like that tend to happen all the time for me. I think I woke up the neighbors when I thought of this [link]
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HOW DID I MISS COMMENTING ON THIS?!
(is ashamed)
I luvs the giant, godly cube... just... just so much, right now. 
(angelic choir)
(legions of toasters come down with harps and halos, followed by irons all singing hosannah to the Cube's name..)
*snort* what was I saying?
I like the epic space background. =B
Simple but effective.
Adam really did look bored out of his mind in that painting. XDDDDD
It's Michelangelo-- one word. I don't have a clue what his last name was, either, but he had quite the epic-sounding first name, didn't he? XD
The evolutionary process is always fun to parody!
... If that final, humanoid stage in transformers evolution is the size of a building, then that toaster is enormous.
"And here we see the skeleton of the mighty Toasters of the Jurassic period! Imagine what life would be like today if these prehistoric giants still roamed the earth!"
"This museum is lame."
"SHUT UP, JAZZ-" (tears Jazz in half)
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XD Prehistoric giant toasters weilding harps with halos?
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WOW! What have I done?!
Poor Jazz XD ha ha ha ha ha WAH HAW HAW HAW HAW AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!*dies*
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I laughed pretty hard at this one. I love toasters.
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I was tempted to do a vacume cleaner but that seemed too advanced.
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The Sistine Chapel is where the painting is, I believe.
And Decepticons make EVERYTHING we do look ridiculous, especially evolving. \m/ ( >,< ) \m/
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XD ha ha, I love the little dude doing the gang signs, that's awesome! \m/@~@ yeah!
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Metalhead Owl!!! He ate the bunny that took over the world!
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Wow, well good for him.
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At first I thought the can opener was a coffee machine IP
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HA HA, well they both provide food.
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^^ So they also have the theories of creation and evolution, do they?
Maybe thats the real reason for Autobots and Deceptacons.
Perhaps you should do a whole Sistine Chapel.
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XD that would be funny! Pope robots, Baptist robots, Mormon robots, the works.
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And why stop there. X3
All sorts of robot religions can be arond!
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Well just so long as there aren't any robot politicians, they'll keep going and going and going and going...
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Curse them politicians.
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Ain't dun nobody much good after the revolution.
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Over here, once they annoyed the british for the 10 millionth time, they just stopped being good.
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International useless politicians.
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Politics?......this IS SPAAARTAAA!
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That's hysterical.
Actually, I'm an designed evolution... person. >.>
I believe God made evolution.
Lawl, though, you captured mechanical Adam's bored expression well. But why's it remind me of of Bionicle?
But why doesn't the All Spark resemble a uterus...? D:
(We overanalyzed that painting last year... we went through pretty much every possibility imaginable... )
You're good at capturing the strong darks and lights of metal, but I, personally, think they need to be a tad sharper. :\
...I think I see a space mermaid in those random blobs in the first picture. 
ZEE CAVEMAN TRANSFORMER GETS EPIC WIN POINTS. 8D
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OH and by the way there is a bionicle on top of the all spark.
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Here is my take on decerning art: Art is meant to be enjoyed not debated. An I have a strong position on Intellegent design but I do beleive in evolution only inside the womb where we start as a single cell and over a period of nine months evolve into people.
But yeah that topic has been beaten and debated enough so lets let the bandwagon ride off a cliff.
This was very sloppily done it was just a two day quickie and I love the monkey cave man robot! He is ze best. I should dedicate one whole picture just to him just like Larry the executioner.
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But then you get me and I just loooove debating. =B
I believe God is awesome and smart enough to make creatures that eventually change to survive better. God is awesome, even Darwin said so.
Bandwagoooooooooon...! D:
LARRY!! 8D
I miss Larry. :\
Of course, you do know that this means we now have to name Mr. Cave Man Robot. =B
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....Neandertron man! 8B
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All hail Neandertron!
*jumps on bandwagon*
The key thing to realize is that we don't know how long Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden cause where do the dinosaurs fit in, so all of earths animals may have indeed gone through evolution since the Lords time and our time is different and we don't know how long seven days or seven periods of time are in heaven so the creation time could have very easily been millions of years in the making in our time perception. But I don't think human beings were involved in evolution because it contradicts with Adam and Eve being the first humans on earth.
Yeah I couldn't resist.
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