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Published: 2020-05-08 13:57:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 893; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 1
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And here i thought it'd be hard to conquer the country.
But with you as president it'll be child's play (evil laugh)
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Swiftgaia: Good luck with that. If defeating the most evil being in the universe *Cough* Trump was this easy then protecting my country from you will be a piece of cake.
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Who do you think made sure Trump won the Election?
How do you think he was put into the Presidents seat in the first place?
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You're bringing back the "30 minutes or it's free" law? Sign a "5 minutes or it's free" law for drive thru and we got a deal.
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Swiftgaia: 15 minutes. Take it or leave it. Cant let pizza hut go out of business.
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I don't mind the 30 minutes or it's free for pizza. I'm just saying sign a second one for fast food where it's free if you don't your order within 5 minutes of ordering.
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Swiftgaia: Not a bad idea. No one should wait so long for their food in the drive thru after ordering.
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In the immortal words of Picard: "Make it so!"
You could call it The Titan Order. Or maybe The Casey Act.
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Swiftgaia: You bet your flank I will. And for my first act I will be restoring the 30 minutes or free pizza law again and for homeless people it will only be 20 minutes or free.
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Swiftgaia: Homeless deserves a chance of free pizza. And dont worry me and my vp have a lot of good plans. Like we will be creating more holidays.
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Pinkie Pie: Yup. I'm Vice President. Isnt it great?
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Swiftgaia: Very funny. By my next term Equestria will be a much better place. A paradise for all ponies and creatures alike. You'll see.
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Swiftgaia: And you should see how good my wife is doing as First Lady. She is working to prevent wildfires and give equal rights to animals.
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Swiftgaia: Lol good one.
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Swiftgaia: Are they happy for me?
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Swiftgaia: I bet I can negotiate with them about being happy.
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Swiftgaia: Now if you excuse me my cabinet and I are about to have a pizza party here in my office.
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Pinkie Pie: *Jumps infront of Illiux* You sure you wouldnt like to join us?Β
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Can I have it to fix the flags with the Equestria flags?
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Swiftgaia: I almost cant believe it. I'm President.
Pinkie Pie: And I'm Vice President!
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Peach Blossom: Well we all believe it.
Sweetie Peach: Yeah. Equestria is in safe hooves.
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Aldu: *Bows* Greetings President Swiftgaia.Β
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Bal Antilles: Good day to you, Mr. President!
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Swiftgaia: Good day to you too.
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Swiftgaia: Hello Train. Please come in.
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Train: *walks in* How does it feel to be president?
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